Poll: How smart do you think you are?

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Daverson

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I'm smart enough to know that bragging about how smart you think you are is a sure fire way to get labelled as a bit of a dick! D=
 

agrajagthetesty

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This thread is incredibly masturbatory. Flinging numbers around an internet thread to prove your intelligence makes you come across as actually a very insecure person, just so you're all aware.

I'm intelligent enough to have got the place in the university I wanted to go to, and to be getting on alright there. That's enough for me.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I voted "Slightly Above Average." I know I'm no genius.
Incidentally, judging from the poll results and my own personal observations, I would say that a great many people on this site aren't as smart as they THINK they are.
 

Liudeius

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Well without defining average, the majority of polled individuals could be correct about being above average. Is the average based on the entire world, or just a certain nation?
Also internet users tend to be in more advanced and therefore more educated nations, so if it's overall knowledge, that would help.

I can say with certainty that I'm above average though, I scored in the 98th-99th percentile in college placement exams and IQ tests. While neither are ideal for determining intelligence, the margin of error isn't so great to put me below average, or even average.
 
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I'm above average. While I would argue that an IQ score counts for jack shit, I managed to get something like 124 when I was around Middle School age (11-13). Now, I really couldn't care for them so I haven't done one since. I prefer not to give my intelligence as a number but prove to you that I can actually think in straight lines and formulate a coherent argument. Sadly, when it comes time to discuss things I'll end up mixing my words and not seeming as intelligent as I am. The same sort of thing happens when I write. If I write by hand I'll often make many mistakes and my handwriting is often illegible because I'm trying to get all of the thoughts out before they are taken over by new ones. To put it as arrogantly as possible, my mind is too fast for me.

Make of it what you will. I don't give a shit if you think I'm intelligent, your opinion counts for nothing when it comes to me. I'm far too good for any of you to matter.
 

loc978

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I've been told I'm extremely gifted my entire life... I tend to test in the IQ 140-150 range.
...yet there are some things I just have a hell of a time learning. I'm terrible with people and I just don't understand most social cues or the reason for social roles.

I say I'm above average one way, below average the other... so I even out as average.
 

Kargathia

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Innegativeion said:
*looks at poll results*

hahahaha ^_^ Well, at least we know the escapist community has a good sense of self-worth.
Generally I doubt you're going to find many people of below-average intelligence on a forum that among nerds is known for its intellectual snobbery.

Personally I'm rather sceptic about the whole notion of "intelligence" as an universal yardstick - according to all kinds of tests I'm very intelligent, but am I really having the feeling it's helping me get somewhere? Not really.
It's fun - and occasionally useful - to impress others with your ability to concisely express complicated thoughts in complex pollysyllabic words, put in complex sentences, featuring far too few full stops to be easily understood by anyone who did not as a previous occupation translate Latin epic writers, or is willing to spend an unneccesarily large chunk of his time deciphering a sentence that is altogether too unwieldy to properly communicate said complicated thought - even though one can possibly admire the fact that even after four full lines the sentence still makes sense.

See what I did there? Did it serve any real purpose except maybe dazzling people with long words?

It's about the same thing with what we call "intelligence", as featured in IQ tests.

(And please don't turn this ridiculous by going "oh, but that's not so complicated that my superior mind can't understand that". I'm not trying to compare dick sizes, I'm trying to say that I'm slowly reaching the conclusion that intelligence has next to no intrinsic value.)
 

Norendithas

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MorsePacific said:
I've spent the last twelve years of my life being pushed into accelerated academic programs and told that I'm of above average intelligence. By that logic, I'm above average. How smart do I think I am?

Not very. I make a lot of stupid choices and I'm pretty lazy, which in itself is a bad choice. I always have felt that I was far inferior to the other "gifted" students around me, but it never really bugged me. Society would peg me as "above average", I think, but I would go lower at around slightly or just plain average.
The story of my life. Except once High School came around I decided to continue the trend and pick the accelerated classes. Though, maybe that's just because the regular classes are so slow compared to the ones I've taken all my life and it gets really, really boring. :p
 

9Darksoul6

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As the OT wrote, by the own definition of 'average', we can't all be above average.
With that in mind, reading these replies is the most fun I've had in weeks; that is, unless having acess to the internet and registering on this forum magically makes smarter than most people.
Another thing that's funny here is that most americans seem to rely on a test that's been considered obsolete for years everywhere else on the planet (except for third world countries); you guys truly are the pinnacle of our civilization.
 

thiosk

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HAHAHA so typical of the internet.

All of you are way above average. I bet you have natural d-cups and\or 9 inch peens to accompany your vast intellect.

Of course, I clicked above average as well, but I have completed a phD in chemistry an am developing bioinspired nanoneuro interfaces.
 

CommanderKirov

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My MENSA card tries to make me believe I'm smart.

I personally believe that I'm quite dumb when it comes to everyday life.

DAMN YOU CARD!
 

lolmynamewastaken

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my IQ says im just above average, but my special needs assessment says that its impressed i can walk. take from that what you will. i think im a bit of a dullard for the most part.
 

Xaio30

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How smart you think you are has nothing to do with how actually smart you are. There are alot of under and overestimations when it comes to these polls.