Poll: How to rob an Apple store in 30 seconds

[asam92]

I dunno know about in the states, but here in Australia, the items on display are all locked down to the tables with metal, number combination, bike chain sort of things

When will people learn, there is always people in the world you can't trust, in saying that they were probably Apple employees

 

[0p3rati0n]

ROFLCOPTER that's a good way to start my day of before going to school and I have a head cold! Oh that made my day XD I'll have to tell my friends about this and one of them if a Mac fanatic!!!! X'D

 

[crudus]

Yes thy should have shown it to show other stores to increase security and such. Plus, it gives all the other robbers a window to do this again. If these robbers were REALLY smart, they would have planned to rob 3-4 stores like this.

 

[Horizontalvertigo]

not hard to get Thermite or bolt cutters, just break em off. take a bit longer, but its a bigger F U to the Apple higher ups

 

[Super_Nintendo_Chalmers]

Baha, that's so awesome.
Good on those guys.

 

[T3h Camp3r T3rr0r1st]

I wonder if anyone will notice the suspiciously large increase in their bank accounts, and the facts that they will quit their jobs.

Hmmmmmmmm...

In America?

I doubt it!

*Ba-dum-tish*
*Corny laughter*
Thanks folks, he'll be right back, after these commercial messages!

how would you like some comedy club work?

 

[hazabaza1]

I wonder if anyone will notice the suspiciously large increase in their bank accounts, and the facts that they will quit their jobs.

Hmmmmmmmm...

In America?

I doubt it!

*Ba-dum-tish*
*Corny laughter*
Thanks folks, he'll be right back, after these commercial messages!

how would you like some comedy club work?

Well, if I fail my GCSEs, I'll let you know.

 

[R3dF41c0n]

One problem I saw was they didn't take the power cords but I'm sure their fence won't mind.

 

[Sampler]

Metal shutters & Kensington locks - if I were the stores insurance company I wouldn't pay out for their complete lack of security.

Yes both can be overcome but it would mean the thieves would have to take longer so not as get as much as the smash and grab in the vid or simply be put off enough to steal elsewhere.

 

[Redratson]

ahahahhaaa that was great!*cough* mm.. no that wasnt great*snickers* member kids stealing from apple is*snickers harder* wrong.

 

[Jirlond]

Metal shutters & Kensington locks - if I were the stores insurance company I wouldn't pay out for their complete lack of security.

Yes both can be overcome but it would mean the thieves would have to take longer so not as get as much as the smash and grab in the vid or simply be put off enough to steal elsewhere.

Agreed I can just imagine an apple employee showing the insurance company the video.

Insurance guy: "So you did absolutely nothing to prevent a forced entry?"

Apple guy: "We got a security guard"

Insurance guy: "He was smart enough to assume that your glass wont protect him from bullets"

Apple guy: "Dang"

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Only 31 Macbook Pros?
Pfft, Amateurs..
I kid, I kid.

I find it funny as he says: "Watch as the thieves show skilled practice!"
They... threw something through a window? Woohoo, they must be masters of breaking and entering, for sure.

And OP: I'm sure people would have broken in, regardless of the footage that was shown. It's a nice store.

Those plate glass windows aren't easy to break. Throwing a brick doesn't do shit. You'd probably have to get it with a sledge hammer or something.

 

[ender003]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

 

[Toasty]

Seeing as how apple is really good at making things that don't work, I'd rather rob a mac store or an eb games or something.

you realize that Mac is Apple right?

(some people on the internet /facepalm)

glad I wasnt the only one that noticed that.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"And all in 31 seconds flat! Leaving only the price tags behind!"

He sounds like he's cheering them on like a sports anchor!

It's like they tried to make it sound like a great idea.

 

[Jirlond]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

No need for dickishness, have you ever seen a store that just sells apples?

 

[Toasty]

well quite a few if you watch 'America's stupidest criminals' the program has a title to that sort of effect, but I saw it ages ago and cant remember all the details

 

[TheFacelessOne]

I wish there was a godly voice in life. I'm sure it would be shouting, "PWNED" every few seconds through that robbery.

And Godly Voices make EVERYTHING sound awesome.

On Topic though, I wanted to toss the action commenter through the glass myself.

 

[TikiShades]

"savvy enough to wear masks"?

Really? Wearing a mask when robbing a store is now considered "savvy" these days? Since when? What criminal would be stupid enough not to wear a mask?

Well, I know when I rob a store, I like to introduce myself to the people I'm robbing, shake hands, and ask them about their day...

Wait, what's the purpose of the mask again?

 

[ender003]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

No need for dickishness, have you ever seen a store that just sells apples?

Of course not. And that only added to my confusion.