Poll: How to rob an Apple store in 30 seconds

[Jirlond]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

No need for dickishness, have you ever seen a store that just sells apples?

Of course not. And that only added to my confusion.

Then you must spend a lot of time confused on the Internet. Improper use of capital letters everywhere.

It's a forum, not everyone knows/cares about proper literacy.

 

[yosophat]

I have never seen a black person with a Mac in the states and if I do I will probably call the police. Maybe they'll scrap it for parts LOL.

 

[ender003]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

No need for dickishness, have you ever seen a store that just sells apples?

Of course not. And that only added to my confusion.

Then you must spend a lot of time confused on the Internet. Improper use of capital letters everywhere.

It's a forum, not everyone knows/cares about proper literacy.

Nope. In most cases it's far more obvious what they're talking about.

And they should. It being the Internet is not a sufficient excuse.

 

[Jirlond]

Oh god. I thought you meant apple store as in a store that sells apples the fruit. Next time learn how to capitalize properly.

No need for dickishness, have you ever seen a store that just sells apples?

Of course not. And that only added to my confusion.

Then you must spend a lot of time confused on the Internet. Improper use of capital letters everywhere.

It's a forum, not everyone knows/cares about proper literacy.

Nope. In most cases it's far more obvious what they're talking about.

And they should. It being the Internet is not a sufficient excuse.

So instead of allowing common sense to resolve your confusion, your intelligence contributed to it?

The Internet is sufficient excuse for anything, there are too many users to expect everyone to operate at your level.

 

[Simalacrum]

yeah, thieves don't have to normal idiotic thugs, a lot of the time successful thieves are organised and know what they're doing. Our house was hit once, they took my PS2, the TV, my dads wallet, phone, and my school bag (I don't know why, the police found it abbandoned in a truck later ) all in about 10 seconds while my mum went to the toilet upstairs.

 

[Supraliminal]

Newscorp.'s need some shocking headlines to make a buck for themselves too.
Someones misfortune is their luck.
Listen to the commentator. He's so exited about that, it must have been the scoop of the week.

I have to admit: When I read the postname I thought they robbed an Apple store....Real apples, I mean.
Jeez, Big thing.

 

[Kriptonite]

AWESOME!! I really couldn't care less about what happens to an Apple store. I don't like any of their products. Anyway, did anyone hear that news reporter? He sounds proud of them. "See how they were savvy enough to wear masks?(not a direct quote)" Well NO $H1T! Wow, I think the reporter is one of the robbers.

 

[Jirlond]

AWESOME!! I really couldn't care less about what happens to an Apple store. I don't like any of their products. Anyway, did anyone hear that news reporter? He sounds proud of them. "See how they were savvy enough to wear masks?(not a direct quote)" Well NO $H1T! Wow, I think the reporter is one of the robbers.

I would have only been suspicious if he said "Look at that handsome robber - doesn't he look well endowed"

 

[Galigain]

I would just yell THERE SELLING PC'S NEXT DOOR! then I would just rob the place when everyone including the employes leaves

 

[Deviluk]

That reporter loved saying 'savvy'. Everything was savvy. plus, when the guard came in afterwards! they should've put some benny hill style music to it.

 

[Jirlond]

That reporter loved saying 'savvy'. Everything was savvy. plus, when the guard came in afterwards! they should've put some benny hill style music to it.

Someone please make this mans vision a reality.

 

[infinisynth]

What the fuck?! It is wrong but those guys are skilled. The American news is so fucking stupid. The 'action cam' commentator sounded like he was commentating on a sports game?! Seriously they need to wise up and get professional, like the robbers

Ha ha nicely said.

 

[Axle_Bullitt_19]

Only 31 Macbook Pros?
Pfft, Amateurs..
I kid, I kid.

I find it funny as he says: "Watch as the thieves show skilled practice!"
They... threw something through a window? Woohoo, they must be masters of breaking and entering, for sure.

Agreed. These idiots are given way to much credit.

 

[infinisynth]

I need to find out who these guys are, i'm in the market for a new macbook pro.

 

[Jirlond]

I need to find out who these guys are, i'm in the market for a new macbook pro.

What happens if they follow you home and do to your house what they did to the Apple store?

 

[infinisynth]

I need to find out who these guys are, i'm in the market for a new macbook pro.

What happens if they follow you home and do to your house what they did to the Apple store?

I'd cry and feel a lot of remorse and then call the police.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Seriously, who would want to rob an Apple store?

Oh wait, that'll teach Apple to fuck with their customers. Hah!