So... let's pretend all those crazy nutcases who thinks the world is going to end one year from now are right. Would would be the cause?
Poll: How Will the World End in 2012?
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I'm really hoping the ponies take over... Of course, that should already have happened by the end of 2012.
Actually, maybe that's what's gonna happen at the end of this month.
Actually, maybe that's what's gonna happen at the end of this month.
. . . Oi. All joking aside, considering the Maya themselves (Gasp, they still exist?! A good seven blippin' million of them!) are really sick of these rumors and already told the world the significance of the date, that being 'nothing', I'm going to go with... nothing.
Aside from a bunch of radicals killing themselves. That'd be pretty awesome. Purge the gene pool!
And for anyone remotely worried about 2012, I'm going to plug 2012hoax.org here. Kill me if you wish, but this sort of stuff is scaring people. Shame, really.
Aside from a bunch of radicals killing themselves. That'd be pretty awesome. Purge the gene pool!
And for anyone remotely worried about 2012, I'm going to plug 2012hoax.org here. Kill me if you wish, but this sort of stuff is scaring people. Shame, really.
How about masses of Internet forum traffic boringly speculating about the likelihood of 2012 eventuating slowing down cyberspace to a crawl, creating a complete global computer shutdown? If we can stop talking about it by that point maybe we can avoid catastrophe, that would be really nice.Adrian Madhog said:
The super-volcano beneath Yellowstone finally erupts, and the resultant ash cloud spreads throughout the atmosphere, blocking out the sun for years to come and plunging the world into a deep freeze. As crops and plantlife around the world wither and die, animals and humans alike turn on each other for sustenance. Herbivores and vegans are the first to die, devoured by less hippy-like predators.
Populations across the world are devastated in waves of carnivorous blood lust, but somehow Jamie Oliver still starts a campaign to get school kids to eat less fatty victims. Eventually society as we know it collapses, and in their desire to stay alive the survivors turn feral and animalistic, regressing to a far more primative existence. This leads to a global decline in the chav population, who are inadequately prepared to deal with this new sophisticated way of life.
As all life on this planet slowly devours itself, a lone survivor, dying of starvation, about to breathe his last, scrawls a last message in the blanket of volcanic ash that now covers every accomplishment of mankind. And that message reads:
"Called it."
Populations across the world are devastated in waves of carnivorous blood lust, but somehow Jamie Oliver still starts a campaign to get school kids to eat less fatty victims. Eventually society as we know it collapses, and in their desire to stay alive the survivors turn feral and animalistic, regressing to a far more primative existence. This leads to a global decline in the chav population, who are inadequately prepared to deal with this new sophisticated way of life.
As all life on this planet slowly devours itself, a lone survivor, dying of starvation, about to breathe his last, scrawls a last message in the blanket of volcanic ash that now covers every accomplishment of mankind. And that message reads:
"Called it."
You will all fall under our hooves...We will stampede across your lands like a great flood.
Sorry, I had to.
OT: If it does happen, which I doubt, it will be something to do with running out of an essential resource. Oil is the most likely candidate but it could be anything.
Then a war would begin, fighting over the last of said resource, using said resource and humanity will fall back several decades if not centuries technologically, to a stage where a vast percentage of people WILL die.
Sorry, I had to.
OT: If it does happen, which I doubt, it will be something to do with running out of an essential resource. Oil is the most likely candidate but it could be anything.
Then a war would begin, fighting over the last of said resource, using said resource and humanity will fall back several decades if not centuries technologically, to a stage where a vast percentage of people WILL die.
With velociraptors... thems good eatin'.Nimcha said:
Swing and a miss. We're running out of Helium and Phosphurous far faster than oil right now and without them we basically can't make modern technology or fertiliser (respectively). Also water.Miles000 said:
