Poll: If Jesus ran for president, would you vote for him?

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LuckyClover95

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Outright Villainy said:
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lacktheknack said:
By the way, Jesus never said gays are bad. Ever. Once. And he often implied that he has an opposite view on them.
Really? That's completely awesome. Does that mean the the WBC is wrong about PR and the Bible?
See here's the thing: The bible wasn't written by Jesus.

The bible does say in several parts that homosexual acts are wrong, and it also says a bunch of other crazy shit is wrong (like wearing cotton), but none of those were the teachings of Jesus.

OT: Honestly, I know nothing about the guy, nor does anyone else really. Historical accuracy isn't really on his side, so I'd wait and see what the actual man was like before making a decision.
You know Elton John believes in Jesus and thinks he was gay. This obviously angered some people :/ Just thought it was interesting.
 

laharlkent

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emeraldrafael said:
No. Because jesus is pure, and all politicials are crooked. So thus, either:
a) it is not jesus running
b) the fabric of reality would be torn asunder

Besides, he'd want to help EVERYONE, and you just cant do that without creating inflation, debt and ruin.
Something else to consider, It said in the bible that jesus will come back to take over but "It's a TRAP!" jesus isn't the first to come back. First we get the Antichrist who clames to be god incarnate, he puts his mark on us and rules for 7 years killing everyone who keeps faith and being just evil after 7 years everyone else goes to hell and the world is destroyed. (Don't quote me I got some facts wrong, but the bible does say this)
 

kannibus

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Fuck no. I never vote for president anyway.

Now if he ran for Prime Minister, that might be a different story. I'd have to take a look at his election platform though. However, if he was running for the Bloq, then just no. NEVER! If he ran for the Conservatives or the Liberals, he'll probably get a vote from me.
 

Duskwaith

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Well he overturned the tables of the merchants in the temple.

So if he kicked a few of them bankers around, hes got my vote
 

Marik2

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Dys said:
Vote for this guy?.....

I'll pass. Also I don't like the idea of religious ideals determining the policy of a politician, democracy implies that the people choose, not a god.
LOL those deleted scenes are too old to be considered "historic"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

Still funny though
 

Jzolr0708

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Despite not being eligible for many reasons, I still wouldn't. Not for any reason against him, but he was alive 2000 years ago. He wouldnt have a good understanding of todays politics and how things work around here.

By the way, Jesus never even mentioned saying that gays are bad.
 

Gluzzbung

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No. Because he would be communist. Every man is born equal and all that, well, go and read George Orwell's animal farm if you think communism is a good idea.
 

mongolloid

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I hang out with my bud Jesus every second Sunday of the month and I would definitely vote for him.

He's a gnarly dude, just ask him about that time with James and Bob at the petting zoo and you'll see know I mean.
 

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You realize the difference between Germany's Nazi party and Marxists right? the fact that they are almost polar opposite of each other, to the point that it was actually called Anti-Communism? The US Republicans have more in common with Nazi Germany that any real socialist democracy.
Besides Jesus told people to pay their taxes, that goes against the tea party, He told the wealthy that they had an obligation to help the poor, which goes against the free market system America is using at the moment. Much of Jesus' teachings were of a socialist utopia.
How many people out their live their lives relying on socialist systems, republican voters would probably be outraged if they found out the fire department wouldn't come for them because they were too poor yet Americans live with the same reality in their health care everyday because it would be socialist to do otherwise.

EDIT: i got so focused on the second half i forgot about the first

By calling politicians cannibals for stealing peoples ideas would you not be forced to call everyone in history a cannibal? Are the inventors of cars cannibals because they stole their ideas from the Carriage are they not just as bad for reworking the cart, are they not also guilty for reimagining the wheel? Is every car manufacturer, No every scientist, inventor, imaginative person or productive member of society a cannibal? Are you not also judging politicians on the worst they have to offer? If we are all held up to only are worst moment are we all not criminals? Does the fact that I have sped in my car told lies and drank before it was legal make me void of morality or does it make me human and subject to poor judgment, pride and fear.
Perhaps the label of cannibals should go to Christians who routinely eat the body and blood or christ, or is that just some sort of socialist metaphor for being of one body and soul?
Ok, first of all, yes I do know that nazi germany did not advocate communism, at least not publically, (you want to get technical and I could go on to say how Hitler attempted to make everyone equal, at least everyone that met his standards) I was simply pushing why those people who say, "Oh but communism must be good because it wants to do good things" are idiots, because great intentions dont necesarily make some philosophy a good philosophy, and considering the amount of people who have, and are continuing to be slaughted to this day for the "good of the state". Dont even get me started with China. And I'm not even going to touch that obvious hate you have for the republican party because, to be frank I dont feel like stepping into that BS right now, maybe later, but not right now.

Ok, now what Jesus said was something along the lines of, "Let what belongs to Ceasar go to Ceasar, and what belongs to God, go to God." Yes he believed we should pay our taxes, because monetary value wont follow us into heaven! and he never stated that the rich have an "Obligation" as you put it to take care of the poor, in fact he stated that if you feel like you have an obligation, to NOT do it. God doesnt want you giving money to the church, or to anyone because he told you to, he wants you to do it out of the goodness of your heart, not to just be like, "Well, theres my paycheck, I need to take out 15% cuz if I dont I'm going to hell."

None of Jesus' teachings were of the huge oxymoron known as a socialist utopia, because in a socialist society, history cannot exist, and therefore, there is no such thing as a 'utopia'. If you want to sit around and pretend that socialism will work go ahead, but do so with the knowledge that every single communist nation in history was never able to get a pure socialist system to work, and they all had to have their 'dirty capitalist' enemies bail them out. Dont believe me? Study about the 'great' USSR. It almost starved to death, and would have, without its precious little black markets. Study Cuba, which no doubt would have had a third more violent revolution had the drug trade not paid for the failures of the system. What about China? The largest nation in human history that almost completely destroyed itself thanks to the teachings of Mao Zedong and his great leap forward, and would have killed the whole of the nation if he hadnt died and Deng Ziaopeng come to power to open of 'dirty capitalism' with the super power known as the United states. And what about North Korea? You know that dirty little child that is threatening the world into jumping into world war 3? Why that little brats being spoon fed by China in order to keep itself alive, COMMUNISM DOESNT WORK. The bible talks about how god gave land to men, not to governments. IF we want law and order, we follow governments, otherwise we would be stuck in anarchy where none of us would probably be alive because intellectuals wouldnt be seen to be worth the food they eat. I had no problem with the health care system, but that may just be because im not a lazy ass, I know that i need to work if I want to eat, a days work, for a days pay, simple. Although I wont lie, making it so that health care companies cant drop their customers for pre-existing conditions was probably a good thing.

Now on to my cannibal statement, no i dont call everyone in history a cannibal, and you seem to miss out on the main reason i called them that. Let me try to explain it in plain english, politicians have a nasty knack of taking the ideas and sacrifices of others, and twisting it toward their point of view to help the advancement of their political career. You want to meet a good politician? You need to go see an intellectual, go and see an actor, because the best politicians are the ones that can bs the fastest, the ones that can make up statistics on the spot.

And then you pull up the old Roman statement that christians are cannibals. Taking part of the body and blood of christ is so that we do not forget God in our lives. You ever been to church during one of those survices(sp? might be right but for some reason seems wrong.)? You can hear the pastor say the exact reason why you do it when he quotes the bible. "Here is my body, take and eat, do this IN REMEMBRANCE TO ME." If you took my insult at politicians personnally, then I apologize, I have been told over and over that I should be a politician, and I am glad that I am not one.
Do Capitalist countries not advocate that everyone is the same? Isnt that one of the founding principles of America? Besides i think that saying that one race of people is intrinsically superior to another goes against that pretty well, not that political leaders in communist countries dont usually live in large mansions with large fortunes, but how many US politicians are millionares. Good intentions don't make a good philosopy, but what form of government HASNT been related to a slaughter, should democracies be blamed because Hitler was a democratically elected leader?
Also, the likening of the Nazis to the Republican party was meant in a sense that they share a lot of political ideology, in the sense that the Nazi party held political views and rallied strongly against the socialist systems that they blamed for poverty. The Nazy party is however not known for its politics, but rather for the paranoid, syphilitic leader who led it into a faschist, bigoted war machine. It is far too often associated with Communism.

Jesus specifically does say you are obliged to help the poor "thou shalt not harden thine heart, nor shut thine hand from thy poor brother". Im very confused as to why you think socialism destroyes history, particulairly since Socialist democracies exist today, including Sweden, one of the countries that consistently ranks in the top 10 quality of living so do alot of other left wing democratic nations. You will be hard pressed to find any sucessfull country that hasnt abandoned "pure" capitalism in favor of social securities. I would also contest that 2 of your communist country examples are invalid because they were largely affected by capitalist nations Russia's economy collapsed because of the cold war, and Cuba's economy collapsed because their largest and closest trading partner declaired a boycott on all goods to and from them, after this they have managed lower crime unemployment and homelessness that the US of A.

Another thing, Socialism is not Communism they are different ideologies on the same end of the spectrum. Socialism is not about collective property control, Socialism also does not demand equal pay for everyone but ideally distributes wealth based on production efforts, usually just pays a salary and isnt much different from the system of most democratic countries just with fewer millionares. You say the healthcare in America is fine, im safe too, i have health insurance, but have you been following the issues with the 9/11 responders? Are they lazy because they got too sick to work? Is anyone who lost their job because of cancer lazy? You can't honestly think people should die just because they cant continue to be productive can you?

As for the cannibal statement, i stand by it. Every inventor of any modern device has shamelessly borrowed from past ideas its how society advances, and if a politician can take an idea and put it to use why shouldnt they ideas are free, people take them all the time its how capitalism works. The lives of fallen soldiers are tragic and politicians often try to use this to generate political leverage, still Cannibal is definetly the wrong word for this anyway, most sitting politicians are shamelessly oportunistic, but this also reflects who we vote for rather than what politicians are, if people are swayed by charasmatic snake oil salesmen then they bring it on themselves. We also do often tend to focus on the negative i would be willing to bet the number of politicians in your riding who you havent heard of vastly outweigh the ones who can be convicted of wrongdoing.

The Roman sentiment, I thought it was pretty obvious I was saying it was not in fact literal, and since there is more to it in the bible than just rememberance that i thout it was relevent to the socialist debate. My pastor used to say "His life becomes our life and we become members of each other" it was her modern way of saying "we, who are many, are one body". This sense of unity is remarkably similar to socialist dogma expressided in both communist countries and modern socialist democracies it is also verbatim from a Christian textbook an the bible respectively.
 

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Aris Khandr said:
No. This country has a separation between church and state for a reason. Religious dogma should never be the basis for secular law.
Although I agree that there should be Separation between Church and State, it is never referenced an any document on a federal level, in fact the term "Separation between Church and State" only came about in a letter written by Thomas Jefferson but never made it into the constitution.

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If Jesus himself ran for president it would be a interesting outcome, I wonder if jesus himself could avoid media scrutiny. He would probably be to soft on everything.
 

Jmurray21

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Hey guys. Earlier i made a comment on the Catholic Church and wanted to apologize for them. It was off topic and not subject to the poll. It's my beliefs thats all.

All of us are talking about separation of church and state and how there an atheist or something like that but thats not what this thread was about. It's about whether or not you would for Jesus Christ if he ran for president. I personally don't see why we need to bring in our beliefs into this article. I am sorry for doing so earlier. I have been branded a hypocrite but I promise if you do your research in your bible you will see i'm not. Again this topic, I assume, was not mean't to start a battle of believers verses atheists. It was a simple question.

Again I apologize for earlier remarks. I'm really here to talk about games and talk to people who have similar interests so please don't flame me for the rest of my time on escapist.

Thanks guys.
 

valleyshrew

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You don't know enough about Jesus Christ to answer this poll. The gospels are inconsistent and show a man that would be completely at odds with modern views. There is no historical account of a Jesus of Nazareth to judge his character properly on. All we have is the gospels written a life time after his death, and amount to little more than conjecture.

A candidate with Jesus' views as expressed in the gospels could not be elected. For example, on family values. When his mother requests his company, he says that the crowd are his mother and brothers and sisters, Mark 3:31. At a wedding Mary said to him, ?They have no more wine." and he rebuked her harshly. ?Woman, why do you involve me? My hour has not yet come.? He stated "I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. And a man's foes [shall be] they of his own household." Matt 10:35 and Luke 12:53. "If any [man] come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple." Luke 14:26. When a disciple asked for a break to go bury his father, Jesus rebuked him and said let the dead bury the dead. How many presidents have not had strong family values, and not had wives and children?

This is a man who said anyone who doesn't follow him shall not enter heaven (Matt 10:33), how can such a person be fit to rule a secular country? But, if Jesus existed and was truly the son of god, of course he would be elected, regardless of what his opinions were. You can't vote against a demigod?!
 

CATB320

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Well, Jesus =/= the Bible.

But I think he would be less effective as a political leader who has to wade through legislation and all that. It would be much easier to just be the Messiah.