Poll: If organs could complain, which would complain the most and why?

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Dr Ampersand

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eatenbyagrue said:
Dr Ampersand said:
MaxTheReaper said:
Le snip snip snip.
Achtung snip snip snip.
Nope. The pain nerves are a network of fibrous dendrites that run under the skin and are linked to the brain itself.

And now you know. And knowing, is half the battle.
Yeah, I know about that but what I meant is that the heart can't feel pain, the nerves within the heart and it's general area can feel pain. But not the actual muscle of the heart.

Anyway this side tracked discussion is over! Any further response should be PMed.
MaxTheReaper said:
Dr Ampersand said:
Le snip snip snip.
All I know about the human body I learned from cutting it open for fun and profit.
Do I look like a biology major?
From your posts you don't seem like it though I wouldn't be surprised if you were eager to learn where nerves are abundant and how to cause the greatest amount of pain with the least amount of actual bodily harm. Something about you living in an area with homophobes, assholes and whatnot.
 

Vrex360

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My Heart, it would complain because it keeps getting broken.
I'm honestly amazed no one else made that joke.
 

SmartIdiot

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Well, logically your heart would. It works so hard and never gets a day off! Just waiting for that extended holiday at the end of its cycle...

As for northern Scotland collectively. Yeah you guessed it, everyone's livers. They take beatings again and again and again and again and again.
 

Jinx_Dragon

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Damn, ate my post.

I would have to say other, it is likely some minor organ that is going to ***** and complain the most, like your colon. Always having to put up with shit every day.... ok bad joke. But it would probably be something small, that we rarely use, cause it seems the natural order of things for the most useless of people to do the most complaining doesn't it?
 

Abedeus

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Kidneys - blood pressure.

Lungs - asthma, allergy.

Skin - allergy.

Nose - nosebleeds from September till May/June except during December/January.

Also, legs complain about me walking too fast all the time.
 

wilted_orchid

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My heart is the one that suffers the most pain, but then again I have nothing shagging a big fat zero where I should have an inmmune system, so I'm highly susceptible to kidney failure and lung infections - I'd imagine they'd have at least two words to say (both on the same hand).
 

LockHeart

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I think it's only a matter of time until my liver forcibly removes itself from my torso in protest at its maltreatment. The holidays have actually proved to be beneficial for its health...
 

Sick boy

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Is bladder an organ? If so bladder is, they have to wait with shit filling them up and making it stretch. Yummy :)