Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

[Ezekel]

The real question is if pokemon were real would they eat us.

 

[Nukey]

The real question is if pokemon were real would they eat us.

I'm pretty sure they would try, but we have guns!

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

I always thought Muk looked like something you could put on a sandwish.

Grimer and Muk are effectively living raw sewerage. Good luck with that.

Yeah, but they still look like blueberry jam, and delicious.
And maybe raw sewerage doesn't taste that bad. You never know until you try it.

 

[PaulaG]

Eat something that shoots lightning or breathes fire? Yeah, right.

I'm with you. Not to mention all those poison type ones....

 

[faceless chick]

Would YOU eat something round, squishy, with big eyes, 1 leg or none and apparently no digestive system, sometimes vaguely shaped or colored like a perverted object?

I thought so.

 

[firedfns13]

Where's the "Poke-genecide" option?
I'd eat all the enemies my "shotgun-mon" defeated in battle.

I want a cabela's dangerous hunts with pokemon.