Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

[TheRightToArmBears]

I stand by my original post (getting high off Paras), but I just thought of something.

I remember, in the first series, Prof. Oak eating a Krabby. Ah, good times...
delicious times.

 

[Loop Stricken]

However, if there are those who would eat them, then surely new and twisted people would start popping up who would have sex with them as well.

Popping up?
My Gods, man. They're already here!

... and it's awesome.

 

[Deathkingo]

Er, when you think about it, what DO they eat in the world they live in?

 

[SantoUno]

Any of you who watched the TV show should remember that you can't eat Magikarp. Despite looking like delicacies they have tough skin that can't be biten into by us. Weird huh?

 

[Loop Stricken]

Any of you who watched the TV show should remember that you can't eat Magikarp. Despite looking like delicacies they have tough skin that can't be biten into by us. Weird huh?

It's a compact Gyarados, that's why they're especially heavy too - all that potential mass in a large goldfish.

 

[Master_of_Oldskool]

But of course. After all, they eat them in the series. Of course, only certain ones, since most of them seem to be sentient...

 

[Vainglory]

I'm fairly sure they only mentioned eating pokemon once in all the series, and that was slowpoke tail...

but some how they ended up having food, and it wasn't vegetarian...

 

[recoverytwo]

would i gain there powers ?

 

[Loop Stricken]

would i gain there powers ?

Not unless you gain the powers of lactation after a beefburger.

 

[ThreeWords]

I wouldn't seek them out, but I don't really see why not. It's just another kind of meat, no?

 

[ThatsBitch3n]

Are they tasty?

 

[Devi Darkside]

Well, on the older gameby series they did say that Farfetch'd is good when cooked with the leak they carry.

 

[SpaceGhostPoncherello]

I always thought Muk looked like something you could put on a sandwich.

 

[quiet_samurai]

With hot sauce....

 

[Dark assassin for hire]

Farfetch'd in the original were breeded for eating. It was in an episode I think. also, if they were real, they'd be like normal animals. except they have a vocabulary, a small one consisting of their name but still a vocabulary.

 

[FinalHeart95]

No, I'd much rather use them to attack people who are total dumbasses.

 

[Loop Stricken]

I always thought Muk looked like something you could put on a sandwish.

Grimer and Muk are effectively living raw sewerage. Good luck with that.

 

[ottenni]

Yes. With delicious black bean sauce.

 

[geldonyetich]

I don't think I'd eat them on the grounds that, as conveyed in several Pokemon movies and TV episodes, the Pokemon are apparently some kind of synergistic collective of nature guardians. If I ate one, the rest would probably track me down and beat me into a bloody pulp at the bidding of the planet. Frankly, it's an additional suspension of disbelief that humankind is even permitted to live in the Pokemon universe, apparently owed to the Pokemons' incredible benevolence.

Besides, Pokemon are apparently sentient.