Poll: If Pokemon were real would you eat them?

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SturmDolch

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Wait, what about that one bird with the leek? I remember they ate them.. It had a quirky name, and looked like a cynical sparrow, but I can't for the life of me remmeber the name.
 

Aesir23

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Yes.

Oh dear God, can you imagine how many people a single Snorlax could feed? O_O
 

Archemetis

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Sturmdolch said:
Wait, what about that one bird with the leek? I remember they ate them.. It had a quirky name, and looked like a cynical sparrow, but I can't for the life of me remmeber the name.
Farfetch'd.
 

Nukey

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shewolf51 said:
Yes.

Oh dear God, can you imagine how many people a single Snorlax could feed? O_O
Well, im sure it could feed about hundred people provided there not picky about eating organs.
 

DemonicVixen

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ok this is just weird... No i don't think i would eat them. I love them too much. Pity i lost track of the series and stopped collecting the cards and collecter disks. I still have a handful of them though (from the very first pokemon series started i think).

I find most pokemon cute, others just plain weird and the rest unappealing to dare put near my mouth yet alone my stomach.
 

Lieju

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It kinda depends on a species of pokemon, since some of them are as intelligent as humans, it would be too close to cannibalism.
 

oppp7

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The Maddest March Hare said:
oppp7 said:
I'm becoming a vegan, so probably not.
There are any number of plant Pokémon to suite the discerning tastes of people from all walks of life. May I interest you in my Oddish Salad?
Oddish is plant/poison type. Enjoy your food poisoning.
Exictednuke said:
oppp7 said:
I'm becoming a vegan, so probably not.
Keep in mind that there are plant types.
Yes, but pokemon plant-types are more like animals than plants.
 
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oppp7 said:
The Maddest March Hare said:
oppp7 said:
I'm becoming a vegan, so probably not.
There are any number of plant Pokémon to suite the discerning tastes of people from all walks of life. May I interest you in my Oddish Salad?
Oddish is plant/poison type. Enjoy your food poisoning.
In much the same way as many of our own planet's flora, only the leaves of an Oddish are poisonous, the body actually has a rather subtle peppery flavour :]
 

TheEnglishman

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I imagine that a pidgeyot would be delicious. Maybe with some spices and herbs.

Also, fried Drateenee (or however the hell you spell it)
 

Dark Knifer

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I reckon pickachu would taste awsome with sauce and cooked for a couple minutes.
Interesting thought, pokemon in a blender... could work...
 

Nukey

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Dark knifer said:
I reckon pickachu would taste awsome with sauce and cooked for a couple minutes.
Interesting thought, pokemon in a blender... could work...
One Pikachu smoothy coming right up!
 

Fbuh

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Well, I am certain that there are people who would eat them. I might, not too sure, since they seem incredibly intelligent. However, if there are those who would eat them, then surely new and twisted people would start popping up who would have sex with them as well. Pokemon bestiality could be a serious problem, if left unchecked.