Poll: If you could be a vampire...
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Absolutely yes.
Anne Rice lore, if I could... New WoD lore if not.
Effing twilight was written by a stupid sellout who didn't actually know a thing about vampires. Watching Eddy sulk like a baby 'cause sunlight made him shiny made me wanna stake my t.v. "Oh, im such a monster! Oh noes... I can live forever, drink only animal blood, have cool ass mind powers, and the sun doesn't affect me what so ever, except to make my supernatural prettyness more supernaturally pretty. Oh woe is me"
pansy
Anne Rice lore, if I could... New WoD lore if not.
Effing twilight was written by a stupid sellout who didn't actually know a thing about vampires. Watching Eddy sulk like a baby 'cause sunlight made him shiny made me wanna stake my t.v. "Oh, im such a monster! Oh noes... I can live forever, drink only animal blood, have cool ass mind powers, and the sun doesn't affect me what so ever, except to make my supernatural prettyness more supernaturally pretty. Oh woe is me"
pansy
Well they were kinda cool in Oblivion, for a while, but then I got bored of the whole vampire lifestyle, having to suck blood to stay alive kinda lost its thrill after a while...
So going on that experience, I think I'd opt out and continue my mortal life, thanks very much
So going on that experience, I think I'd opt out and continue my mortal life, thanks very much
If it were True Blood rules I totally would.
Being able to be ultra strong and fast would be brilliant.
The older you get, the more poweful you become, you could even fly.
And the invention of synthetic blood takes away the guilt factor involved with killing/turning humans.
Awesomeness.
Being able to be ultra strong and fast would be brilliant.
The older you get, the more poweful you become, you could even fly.
And the invention of synthetic blood takes away the guilt factor involved with killing/turning humans.
Awesomeness.
amen to that.Kuchinawa212 said:
for hes a lumberjack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
he cuts down tree's, he eachs fowl lunch......
and so on
hang on a second, ive got alot of freinds that just so happen to be tenage girls, and there all desperatly in love with that main vampire dude of twilight. I DONT GET IT!!!
there bloody (excuse the pun) blood sucking morron's who would like mouldy blood of your grandmothers used underware if they got the chance, what so attractive bout that...
it would be cool though if i was kinda a mix... like blade. now that would make my have smiles
there bloody (excuse the pun) blood sucking morron's who would like mouldy blood of your grandmothers used underware if they got the chance, what so attractive bout that...
it would be cool though if i was kinda a mix... like blade. now that would make my have smiles
Me, apparently. Too many restrictions on vampires, I would be some other awesome form of undead; like a lich, or a wraith... =Psasquatch99 said:
No. I like tanning and not being severely hampered twelve hours out of a twenty-four hour day. Plus there is something terribly compelling about living a life in which I am fairly squishy. I mean, what fun is driving fast cars and bungee jumping if you can bounce back from the deadliness?
Um,it depends on how many side effects there are. If I cant go out in sunlight, or I have any of the traditional vampire weaknesses, then no way. Also, I need to be able to control the bloodlust.
It might be cool, but only as an addition to my life. Anyhting that makes my life more diffiult would veto it
It might be cool, but only as an addition to my life. Anyhting that makes my life more diffiult would veto it
Meh, that all kind of depends on the region. SOme vampires were particularly squishy and limited, whereas others were glorified ghouls, only in a few regions were vampires exceptionally powerful, and even then, a cross to the forehead usually spelled certain death and you still had to sleep at some time, in which the nearest cleric looking to make a name for himself was after you.
1. Already done.
2. Yes, I would be a Tzimisce Koldun(= Sorcerer) from "Vampire: The Masquerade". Not those Twilight-retards with sparkles. Ok, I couldn't walk in the sun, would be extra vulnerable to fire and would have to drink blood almost every day, but hey! I could do awesome Slavic Magic and would be almost immortal(Except someone cuts my head off, or burn me to death, but still).
2. Yes, I would be a Tzimisce Koldun(= Sorcerer) from "Vampire: The Masquerade". Not those Twilight-retards with sparkles. Ok, I couldn't walk in the sun, would be extra vulnerable to fire and would have to drink blood almost every day, but hey! I could do awesome Slavic Magic and would be almost immortal(Except someone cuts my head off, or burn me to death, but still).
I'm already a necromantic, sociopathic, pyrophalic mass murder so adding vampire to the list seems a tad redundant but yeah, sure why not?
Maybe then I could sparkle in peoples faces while carving them up with a switchblade and pouring lighter fluid in the wounds-NO!
Note to self, murder Twitards first.
Maybe then I could sparkle in peoples faces while carving them up with a switchblade and pouring lighter fluid in the wounds-NO!
Note to self, murder Twitards first.
The only point in being a vampire is kicking ass.
I'm already good at that, I pass on vampirism thank you.
Plus, if I get tired of it, I'll have to do a fuckin' tedious fetch quest for an annoying ***** who lives out there in the woods full of fucking trolls.
(oblivious reference)
I'm already good at that, I pass on vampirism thank you.
Plus, if I get tired of it, I'll have to do a fuckin' tedious fetch quest for an annoying ***** who lives out there in the woods full of fucking trolls.
(oblivious reference)