Poll: If you could be a vampire...

[ForgetRealism09]

Vampire is my second choice for non-existant, human killing, paranormal creature. First being werewolf. Being a werewolf is well... part time. Vampires could never go into the sun or anything like that. But if vampire (non-twilight) was the only choice, who on Earth would pass up supernatural powers?

 

[Sonicron]

Depends on what kind of vampire we're talking about... I'd probably say no, unless I get to be a vampire like the ones in The Masquerade - I think I'd kill for the powers of the Tzimisce...

 

[Iron_will]

Only if I'm weakened, not killed by sunlight.

 

[Kilaknux]

Provided I could break into a blood bank, then yes I would. I wouldn't, though, if I actually had to kill people. Couldn't live with myself if I had to do that to stay alive. Even though I do, even now, like the taste of blood.

 

[Jamous]

Yaaaaaay!!!! I'd get to sparkle, just like in Twilight! SQUEEEEEE! *cough* Now my mandatory pisstake has been taken care of: yes. It would be pretty awesome, I'd like to be one from the Mythos' that can walk about during the day time, but if I wasn't, meh. (

Only if I'm weakened, not killed by sunlight.

) This basically.

 

[Vrex360]

I wouldn't want to be a vampire for a number of reasons, first of all if I was the traditional Vampire I would have to live in a distant castle in the mountains alone and isolated and I'm really more of a people person. Second I wouldn't want to be an urban modern day Vampire because then I run the ever present risk of being killed in extreme prejudice by Wesley Snipes. Third I would not want to be a teenage Vampire because then I'll fall in love and get all angsty and whiny and the whole internet will hate me and I'll be used as a tool to pray on the hormonal instincts of teenage girls... and I would sparkle. Finally I would not want to be a fantasy Vampire with super powers because then I'll be forced to gloat about how holy and divine and immeasurably powerful I am to the mere mortals... only to then owned in the face by one of those mere mortals and die in extreme irony.

Okay seriously no, I hate the image of Vampires as these super attractive oversexed, sexed up, sexy, openly sexual, sexually open and generally horny creatures that exist as so many teenage fantasies... in my mind a Vampire is a vile hideous foul beast of the nether and therefore is not something I want to have anything to do with because an immortal being that feeds on the blood of the innocent is no higher than a parasite so an immortal powerful and eternal parasite is still lowlier than a shit stain on the side of the road if you ask me.

However even if I could consider it I've already decided I want to be a Sangheili, I'm even having the corrective surgery... soon my outside will reflect my inside.

 

[Scaredpanther0101]

I'd be a vampire and go kill the person who wrote Twilight for ruining vampires (sorry don't know her name)

 

[DemonicVixen]

I would be a vampire only if i could go out in sunlight... As my boyfriend says, we don't want to be 'sparkle ponies' like on Twilight (not that i mind them... Im a fan of Twilight) but something more subtle... And of course i couldn't drink blood, animal or otherwise... too sick..well, maybe i could drink human blood depending on who it was... No family or friends lol

 

[Neosage]

Bah, I'd rather be a vampire-killing werewolf. My perfect vision of vampires has been somewhat twisted as of late.

 

[Ryuk2]

I want to live forever, no mater what it takes.

 

[OnionGamer]

I wouldn't because then I wouldn't be able to see my devilish handsomness in the mirror

 

[Ekonk]

Immortal, awesome, and depending on which mythology you're assuming, the power to change into a bat, a cloud of smoke, a wolf, a swarm of butterflies. What's not to like?

 

[GruntOwner]

Obviously.

Even the stupid Twitard vampires would be awesome - they're all Mary Sues anyway, so you're functionally invulnerable and you get weird ass powers along with normal vampire stuff.

Also you will be stunningly attractive, which most of you are probably not.

So pretty much any vampire type, yes.

I dunno, what if fate hands you a nosferatu?

If it were nosferatu, hell no. If we're talking the Vampire Chronicles by Ann Rice I'd think about it, there were some pretty sweet thing going for Lestat. Bram Stoker's stuff... Well, there's certainly some appeal, given that he could go out in day light and stuff, but I'm nmot sure if unlife is worth living if you can't have garlic bread. If it were one of those sparkly fags then, well, as Max says, sure.

 

[Nickolai77]

I'd be a vampire hunter, so much more fun

 

[Reklore]

Nah, I like my free will. If I become a vampire, I get a master. Unless I'm the first vampire, then its a whole nother story.

 

[Murlin]

I Think I'd do it, but I'd prefer werewolves (tails 'n' fur ftw)

 

[GrinningManiac]

Yes

Then I'd hunt down every last Twilight fan and terrify the living shit out of them

Then I'd fly to the author's house and say "I'm a freakin Vampire. What you've got is fanfic. fetish-ballerinas" Then scare her a lot

 

[Wibble]

As long as i wasn't as fucking annoying as the vampires from twilight i'd be siked.

 

[Zorg Machine]

Yes, yes I would. All versions of vampires are awesome (The Twillight guys are terrible for their personality and i would enjoy sunlight) though I would not want to be one of the Darren Shaw vampires since all they can do is flit.