Poll: If you could be a vampire...
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Twilight style- no way. Dignity is more important than immortality
True Blood style- absolutely
True Blood style- absolutely
What... are you implying that I'm not. Blasphemer.
I want to be the Daywalker... all the power, none of the weakness and just have to give myself injections once a day. I could live with that.
I want to be the Daywalker... all the power, none of the weakness and just have to give myself injections once a day. I could live with that.
Depends on what kinda vampire we're talking about:
Garlic weakness: Life without garlic would make me very sad face, though it would increase my chances in the mate market.
No reflection: Don't care.
Able to turn into a bat: Awesome!
Death by ultraviolet light: Fuck no I'd be dead tomorrow.
Blood dependence: No. That would be disgusting, and where would I get the blood?
Super speed: Awesome
Super strength: Awesome
Garlic weakness: Life without garlic would make me very sad face, though it would increase my chances in the mate market.
No reflection: Don't care.
Able to turn into a bat: Awesome!
Death by ultraviolet light: Fuck no I'd be dead tomorrow.
Blood dependence: No. That would be disgusting, and where would I get the blood?
Super speed: Awesome
Super strength: Awesome
You would propose to that *****? You sick, sick person! (joking)CloakedOne said:
Also twilight in my opinion sucks, old fashioned vamps also suck so no I wouldn't be vampire.
P.S Yeah holy stuff, religius books etc are crap. Also "Sparkling making vampires easier to hit since 2008!"
Let me guess. A good percentage of whom said "yes" to the vampire or not poll were diehard twilight fans. Not saying you are, but for some we will find out, and when we do we shall scan your IP adress, go to your house and then! We shall tell you how much the book sucks and to do something more productive than read vampire love novels written by an underfucked female author.
No, they're weak. They are weak to anything blessed,crosses,whips,water,sunlight,stakes,silver,and fire, but don't look into that, fire kills just about everything.
Plus, they're disgraced. The last sum of vampire movies have changed the vampiric race from blood-thirsty, cunning, frighting bastards, into pale, peaceful, slightly-less-cunning, misunderstood creatures who work off of a bass-ackwards rule of monarchy/democracy.
From Nosferatu-to-Eric, from Vlad the Impaler to whatever the hell character was in Twilight, Hell Count Chocula's more of a badass vampire then what is characterized now-a-days, because he forces children to get drills in their mouths and try to impoverish their families.
Name one advantage, that's not interchangeable with being superman, to being a vampire.
Hell, theirs more of a advantage being a zombie, because of the fact that zombies have never really lost in a traditional movie, and you can't feel pain, only hunger.
Plus, they're disgraced. The last sum of vampire movies have changed the vampiric race from blood-thirsty, cunning, frighting bastards, into pale, peaceful, slightly-less-cunning, misunderstood creatures who work off of a bass-ackwards rule of monarchy/democracy.
From Nosferatu-to-Eric, from Vlad the Impaler to whatever the hell character was in Twilight, Hell Count Chocula's more of a badass vampire then what is characterized now-a-days, because he forces children to get drills in their mouths and try to impoverish their families.
Name one advantage, that's not interchangeable with being superman, to being a vampire.
Hell, theirs more of a advantage being a zombie, because of the fact that zombies have never really lost in a traditional movie, and you can't feel pain, only hunger.
No. In every vampire story/universe worth a damn, they are made to be even more vulnerable than humans, constantly hunted, in hiding, banding together, sometimes even fighting amongst eachother. Nobody in their right mind should want this. You're better off as a human. Or maybe it's about the same for you, depending on your situation, at least emotionally...not physically.
The only possible exception that I would make for myself is if I had a guarantee of what I would become and that the vampire universe is exactly like that in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Then, I would go way of Gangrel and band with animals rather than humans or fellow vampires, with *possibly* some other Gangrel. I would still be hunted and hated but at least I could defend myself and have a bit more assurance of survival than being human or other lameass race of vampire who honestly believe they're in control. At least in The Masquerade it's a bit more realistic with how things would be if this were possible. But even that's a stretch. And with Gangrel (and also Nosferatu I guess), they know they're screwed and don't try to fill their heads with some false hope or lie to themselves by being part of some lameass 'vampire society'. You're better off by yourself, because in the end, that's where you'll be anyway.
That being said, maybe I can revise my answer and just be like a modern Castlevania Dracula and feed off of as many assholes as I can before I get put to the stake...whip, flying cross, or whatever...haha.
The only possible exception that I would make for myself is if I had a guarantee of what I would become and that the vampire universe is exactly like that in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Then, I would go way of Gangrel and band with animals rather than humans or fellow vampires, with *possibly* some other Gangrel. I would still be hunted and hated but at least I could defend myself and have a bit more assurance of survival than being human or other lameass race of vampire who honestly believe they're in control. At least in The Masquerade it's a bit more realistic with how things would be if this were possible. But even that's a stretch. And with Gangrel (and also Nosferatu I guess), they know they're screwed and don't try to fill their heads with some false hope or lie to themselves by being part of some lameass 'vampire society'. You're better off by yourself, because in the end, that's where you'll be anyway.
That being said, maybe I can revise my answer and just be like a modern Castlevania Dracula and feed off of as many assholes as I can before I get put to the stake...whip, flying cross, or whatever...haha.
If it's the Twilight variety or Alucard from 'Helsing', you might as well ask "How would you like to become an undead lord of the night/ sex machine to all of the ladies who makes Shaft look like Leisure Suit Larry?"
I'd assume that a immortal nigh indestructable pretty boy could conquer the world either through pure brute force, super-natural powers or by getting his legions of female admirers to do it for them and that appearing in books or movies would just be icing on the cake.
I'd do it...For Science!
I can't see what women would-be vampires would get out of the deal, though. Cat-Girls are where it's at for your average straight man as far as monsters are concerned as far as I can tell.
I'd assume that a immortal nigh indestructable pretty boy could conquer the world either through pure brute force, super-natural powers or by getting his legions of female admirers to do it for them and that appearing in books or movies would just be icing on the cake.
I'd do it...For Science!
I can't see what women would-be vampires would get out of the deal, though. Cat-Girls are where it's at for your average straight man as far as monsters are concerned as far as I can tell.
I already dislike the sun, so not exactly a discouraging downside there and because of my pale skin, preference to stay home and darker rooms I am jokingly called a vampire by people I know. That said I would prefer the Underworld, Moonlight or Interview With a Vampire type of Vampire although I certainly would not pass on some of the Twilight traits. There is also that Vampire Dairies show although I hardly watched it.
Anyhow think of it this way if you were one of the 'romantic' vampires, who is to say you have to act in a similar manner? You have a legion of annoying fangirls swooning all over you... that is akin to the deer jumping into the lion's mouth. Take advantage of their affection and devour them all! Ruin their fantasies with true horror!
Now that is being an evil bastard.
As for a blood requirement. Well there is animal blood for you goody vampires.
Anyhow think of it this way if you were one of the 'romantic' vampires, who is to say you have to act in a similar manner? You have a legion of annoying fangirls swooning all over you... that is akin to the deer jumping into the lion's mouth. Take advantage of their affection and devour them all! Ruin their fantasies with true horror!
Now that is being an evil bastard.
As for a blood requirement. Well there is animal blood for you goody vampires.
Definitely not.
I like my humanity to much. Given time any Vampire will become a monster, it is inevitable. Given enough time and feeding people will just become cows to be fed upon, your reason in pretending to still be human is to protect yourself and maintain an illusion of humanity so you can stalk prey more effectively.
I have never understood the Vampire fetish people have.
I like my humanity to much. Given time any Vampire will become a monster, it is inevitable. Given enough time and feeding people will just become cows to be fed upon, your reason in pretending to still be human is to protect yourself and maintain an illusion of humanity so you can stalk prey more effectively.
I have never understood the Vampire fetish people have.
