Poll: If you could be a vampire...

[ProfessorLayton]

No. Because gamer vampires are boring. I can imagine myself with as the stereotypical Dracula-esque vampire with that strong accent sitting on a couch at night with an Xbox 360 headset on and a controller in my hand telling people that the Bruiser took out my shields and to get behind the Scorpio turret...

I'm already as pale as a vampire anyway. I mean, I don't go out in the sun much but I think that I would miss it as soon as I can't go outside anymore.

 

[p3t3r]

i would so be a vampire super speed and strength and now days vampires get lots of pussey

 

[Valine]

Hell yes

 

[GLXRBLT]

YES

Obviously it would have to be the more Vampire:Bloodlines type of vampire though.

Goddamn I hate twilight and everything it has done in order to ruin the good and wholesome name of vampires.

 

[Bernzz]

I'm gonna go with Maybe. I'm not really sure if I'd take the opportunity or not if it was given to me.

 

[Jinx_Dragon]

Depends on the vampire.

I wouldn't want to be a black court as these sort of vampires are nothing more then over-powered zombies with even more glaringly over-compensating weaknesses. While I don't really care about appearance looking like a rotting corpse would put a dint in anyone's sex life. They aren't the worse out there, at least black court can kick arse. There are lot of corpse like vampires who only speciality is to die when some 'hero' pulls back a badly positioned curtain.

And... I just had a thought which I realised lies in the "Too Much Information" category so I shall leave it there. For those who are wondering what I was thinking, I shall leave this message: World of Darkness has a really perverted and twisted underbelly....

 

[Jedoro]

Two conditions:

1) No Twilight vampire
2) Can turn friends into vampires

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

Hmm. Flying, seducing fair maidens, biting people, living for a while... I dunno, the whole cape and black hair thing wouldn't suit me. Plus, I think I might freak out in a coffin, but most modern interpretations have steered away from that anyway.

I guess I'd say yes if I could turn into a bat

EDIT: I guess it comes down to are we talking about these new "romantic" vampires, or real vampires

"real" vampires were originally just zombies (pretty much).

I'd be a vampire... because you get twice or more the sleeping time than as a human! Then again you'd need to live to at least 160 to make up for lost time :/ Oh well, I guess the wait for new games would be half as long aswell :O..

 

[Spacelord]

Obviously.

Even the stupid Twitard vampires would be awesome - they're all Mary Sues anyway, so you're functionally invulnerable and you get weird ass powers along with normal vampire stuff.

Also you will be stunningly attractive, which most of you are probably not.

So pretty much any vampire type, yes.

I was going to vote 'no', but you're making a lot of sense here Max.

 

[Warwolt]

ITT; People misunderstood Vampirism from being a curse to being some sort of superpower.

 

[Zombie Badger]

If we're going by the Buffy vampire rules then no, I like the sun. If we're going by the Night Watch rules and I get to be a higher vampire then HELL YEAH!

 

[MBurner 93]

Depends. What kind of vampire? Gay or awesome?