Poll: ...If You Could Drive ONE Pest to Extinction (WITHOUT ANY ECOLOGICAL RAMIFICATIONS)...

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Tim_Buoy

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knight of some random number said:
Last summer I got a job in my Uncle's shop. My job was to stock shelves, help with deliveries and when needed take out any rubbish, plus a few other chores.

The most difficult of these tasks, was taking out the rubbish why? Because of fucking wasps constantly swarming the bins. I had take a can of bug spray and a fly swatter with me every single time. However despite being constantly surrounded by them I was never stung once, but I did kill a lot of wasps.
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
 

Spoonius

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Wolfy2449 said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
That isnt an effective method of kill them
1st)you would have to move close to the disgusting spider
2nd)you will have to throw the shoe because its so dirty and corrupted by spider yacks i cant stand it
3rd)cockroaches do a horrble sound when u crush them, sigh yacks

The best way if flamethrow
1) "Balls to the Wall" I guess.

2) A quick, hard hit and you won't spill its guts. It'll fall to the ground, curl up, and die in one piece (minus a leg or two). :D

3) Yes... and just what the fuck is up with their white innards?!
 

GodofCider

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Hmm, ticks I suppose. At least one avenue of death and disease would be cut short then.
 

Spoonius

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Tim_Buoy said:
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
Link me.

Please? I wants one.
 

Tim_Buoy

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I_am_a_Spoon said:
Tim_Buoy said:
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
Link me.

Please? I wants one.
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/bug-zapper.aspx
just dont accidently hit yourself with a backhand swing scared the pis out of myself when i did that and i drove a stinger into my own arm
 

Macrobstar

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So what exactly gives me the god-given right to destroy millions, of not billions of lives just because I said so?

Followed immediately by such a shitstorm of ecological collapses to further scar the planet of the impact that mankind has had on it?

Every creature has a purpose in its own realm. If it didn't, it wouldn't need humans to exist for it to go extinct.

EDIT: You do realize the bullshit you're creating by saying no ecological fuckups will happen?

What happens to cows when the grass dies? They eat the fucking dirt? No, they starve to death.
What happens to the oceans when sharks disappear? You'd best enjoy swimming in corpses, because there'll be so many fish they can't get enough food for each other.
What of polar bears when the seals die out? Go fucking vegan?
What of birds of prey without mice and rats?
Flowers and trees without bees?
Flies without spiders?
Corpses without fly maggots?

Take out a single piece in an ecological house of cards, and everything else will fall because of that one fucking mistake.
for god sake man, he's basically asking which one you hate most, I know its hard but this requires a bit of imagination
 

tj236

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mosquitos and/or blackflies... They are really the only things that actually affect my after i see them.

I thought I was the only one terrified of Moths for no reason. I always think of them as the ghosts of butterflies, little pieces of death with wings.
 

C95J

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It is impossible to remove ANY of them without having any ecological ramifications...
 

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Tim_Buoy said:
knight of some random number said:
Last summer I got a job in my Uncle's shop. My job was to stock shelves, help with deliveries and when needed take out any rubbish, plus a few other chores.

The most difficult of these tasks, was taking out the rubbish why? Because of fucking wasps constantly swarming the bins. I had take a can of bug spray and a fly swatter with me every single time. However despite being constantly surrounded by them I was never stung once, but I did kill a lot of wasps.
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
I haven't but I've always wanted to.

Can you buy them at a retail store of some sort, or do you have to order them online?
 

Tim_Buoy

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knight of some random number said:
Tim_Buoy said:
knight of some random number said:
Last summer I got a job in my Uncle's shop. My job was to stock shelves, help with deliveries and when needed take out any rubbish, plus a few other chores.

The most difficult of these tasks, was taking out the rubbish why? Because of fucking wasps constantly swarming the bins. I had take a can of bug spray and a fly swatter with me every single time. However despite being constantly surrounded by them I was never stung once, but I did kill a lot of wasps.
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
I haven't but I've always wanted to.

Can you buy them at a retail store of some sort, or do you have to order them online?
some retail stores carry them i saw some at acadamy and other outdoor type stores but they also sell them online
 

BlackStar42

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Mozzies. That's payback for my holiday in Menorca, you bastards! Plus, it'd wipe out the shit-ton of diseases these buggers carry.
 

RivalynCrimson

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Seriously? Nobody has even said bedbugs? Not one?

After dealing with an infestation, and doing the research... this is an insect that benefits exactly NOTHING. Their only predators are house centipedes, which though harmless, are not something you want crawling around your house either.

There is NO pest worse than this. Seriously. The damn things are virtually impossible to kill without stuff like DDT, and left unchecked for long enough, they can reach population levels that can cause anemia or worse.

All you people out there, terrified of wasps or spiders or bees? At least these insects serve vital ecological roles (wheat and corn for instance can summon wasps if caterpillars are eating them, and spiders... well, we'd all be starving if not for spiders. And the bees? It's not just honey. Say good-bye to strawberries and 70% of all fruit species. That's what happens without bees.)
 

Spoonius

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Tim_Buoy said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
Tim_Buoy said:
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
Link me.

Please? I wants one.
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/bug-zapper.aspx
just dont accidently hit yourself with a backhand swing scared the pis out of myself when i did that and i drove a stinger into my own arm
How incredibly awesome. And it causes a shock to humans!

:'D

I honestly can't thank you enough for this.
 

Darth Sea Bass

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Yeah i'm gonna go with wasps in particular and flying bugs in general!

Wasps serve no purpose and are just miserable vicious little bastards. Fly's and such are just annoying.
 

Lilani

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Spiders. Creepy, scary, deadly, and annoying. To hell with them.
 
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Rats...they spread the plague.

Off-topic: Hey guys can we just participate in this thread without trying to be witty? The OP did his best to make sure we couldn't respond with "human" or "no thanks I don't want to ruin our eco system". Can we for once just take a thread at face value?
 

Tim_Buoy

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I_am_a_Spoon said:
Tim_Buoy said:
I_am_a_Spoon said:
Tim_Buoy said:
have you tried one of the electrified insect killing raquets i used one and its the most fun ive ever had dealing with wasps(i knew playing tennis would one day help me kill insects)
Link me.

Please? I wants one.
http://www.asseenontvguys.com/bug-zapper.aspx
just dont accidently hit yourself with a backhand swing scared the pis out of myself when i did that and i drove a stinger into my own arm
How incredibly awesome. And it causes a shock to humans!

:'D

I honestly can't thank you enough for this.
no problem just doing my part to help squash the insect rebellion