Poll: If you had a chance to take over the world, would you take it?

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Jaythulhu

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Only thing I really have a plan to deal with is crime. Bring back the gladatorial games, and throw in a fair bit of Running Man.
 

Xanadeas

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Hmmm, take over the world you say? Of course I would! I would become a benevolent (mostly) dictator. I would steadily weed out the causes of many of societies issues. Selective breeding would become mandatory so that the majority of genetic diseases would be wiped out in just a few short generations. The school systems of the world would be upgraded. Everyone in the world would be required to learn two languages. Their native language and the other a form of common language.

Poverty would be eliminated as would all forms of money. Society would work towards the betterment of mankind instead of working solely for acquiring possessions and wealth. Regular health checkups would be mandatory as well. Of course that would just be the beginning. If all else fails... I'd just end human civilization and make room for the animals.
 

Beefcakes

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bodyklok said:
Yes, and I'd fix everything. But probably make it worse in most places.

EDIT: My avatar would also be on the national flag.
And I would burn every single flag you make, even if I have to do it myself, by rubbing it against my face for hours on end, causing my to lose mountains of skin, just to create a spark to light said flag.
Plus wouldn't it be international flag, considering you rule the world?
 

Silver

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If I could do it without hurting people, then yes, and I truly believe I could make the world a better place, in the long run. Many people who now have good lives would probably complain, but in the long run, it'd be a net gain, when all of the people on the planet were considered. Mother nature would probably luck out as well.
 

Scarecrow38

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I would take over, name myself Supreme Chancellor of Earth and then just let everyone continue with business as usual... except that I'm the richest person on Earth and have command of the SAS. Oh and I want free KFC for life... and a Private Jet like Air Force One.

I wouldn't change anything because any attempt to would just destroy it. The world is fine as it is... I just want the perks.
 

Sgt Doom

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Somehow I doubt even a quarter of the people who voted for fixing the world would be able to do a half-decent job of it.
 

bodyklok

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Beefcakes said:
bodyklok said:
Yes, and I'd fix everything. But probably make it worse in most places.

EDIT: My avatar would also be on the national flag.
And I would burn every single flag you make, even if I have to do it myself, by rubbing it against my face for hours on end, causing my to lose mountains of skin, just to create a spark to light said flag.
Plus wouldn't it be international flag, considering you rule the world?
Fine, I'd make them out of diamonds since I'm now the richest person on the world I can afford to do that. Aside from that I thought about the whole inter/national thing and wouldn't I like own every nation, so shouldn't they just be one nation.
 

Solo508

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I think it would be too hard for one person to fix this shit hole. If I could though, I would.
 

Beefcakes

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bodyklok said:
Beefcakes said:
bodyklok said:
Yes, and I'd fix everything. But probably make it worse in most places.

EDIT: My avatar would also be on the national flag.
And I would burn every single flag you make, even if I have to do it myself, by rubbing it against my face for hours on end, causing my to lose mountains of skin, just to create a spark to light said flag.
Plus wouldn't it be international flag, considering you rule the world?
Fine, I'd make them out of diamonds since I'm now the richest person on the world I can afford to do that. Aside from that I thought about the whole inter/national thing and wouldn't I like own every nation, so shouldn't they just be one nation.
And I would still do anything to destroy every single last one of them, even if I have to take my own life in doing so. I hate him so much
As for the inter/national thing, England still technically 'owns' (for lack of a better word) Australia, yet if I travel there, I still get a passport, as its an international flight
 

Luke5515

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I suppose everyone definition of "fix" would be different. I'd fix it to my liking.