Poll: If you had you had to choose your execution...

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ajofflight

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Being shot out of a cannon doesn't seem too bad. Considering I survive the initial blast, my slamming into a person, or building should be relatively painless.
 

crazyfoxdemon

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Well.. my first choice would of course be 'Death by Snoo Snoo'

But barring that, I'd prefer the guillotine. Quick and painless..
 

Coratto

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Chased off a cliff by topless women in brightly-coloured G-strings & crash helmets.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L1aQzVEdgo
to your Guillotine death
 

5-0

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Blame said:
Indeed. To quote Scottish Comedian Frankie Boyle; "Drug-Fueled Sex Heart-Attack."
Unless you are quoting him in another situation, I believe it was "drug-fuelled sex orgy".
This is very notable for me, as answering the question most epic death with that was actually my first post on The Escapist! Wooo!
 

Alumit

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thaluikhain said:
Nagisa94 said:
Personally, I would choose beheading. Quick, painless, although crude. I couldn't stand the sight of a firing squad before me, or the anxiety of lethal chemicals running through my veins.
Beheading (if done right) would be quick, but painless? Dunno about that. Does anyone know how long the head can last without the body?
I heard it can be up to forty seconds. The credibility of that, I'm not sure, but I'm sure it's more than just instant death. Either way, nasty way to go.
 

Darkrain11

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I'm gonna take a page from Dethklok here and go with a laser cannon death sentence while the music of the same name plays during my execution. METAL!!!
 

Romidude

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Death by snoo-snoo

Ok, in reality, I would pull a Guy Fawkes. Jump off of the gallows before they put the noose on.
 

T-Bone24

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Fired into the Sun. Like I say in all of these threads.

Seven years in a metal box with all luxuries and provisions, including a television and goodies such as that, access to the extranet and a link back home. In my last moments before colliding with a giant ball of flaming gas, I shall detonate a bomb so powerful it shall extinguish the Sun. That'll learn 'em for killing me!
 

lee1287

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Hmm. Snoo snoo, Obviously.

Blowing myself up with Buckingham palace.

Jumping out of a plane whilst holding a gun to my head and shoot myself before i land.

Motorcycle of a cliff.

Jumping over Niagra falls.

Flying into an alien laser whilst shouting "IM BACKKKKK"
 

Steambroom

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Being a gladiator in ancient Rome, die fighting with thousands of people cheering at you.

Or has anyone seen Crank?