Poll: If you had you had to choose your execution...

[Lord Kloo]

Death by mini-gun, after all its best to be sure and quick and painless..

In reality I'd request firing squad with the squad aiming at the head, with marksmen this should be quite enough to kill you dead before you can say 'wait'..

Least likely to be botched as well unlike chemicals or poisons which can sometimes mess up and take ages to kill you, why they can't have someone on hand to just shoot you as a back-up is ridiculous..

On second thoughts, being used as a kamikaze unit in some war would be nice, strapped with explosives and wielding two guns running straight into the enemy would be quite fun..

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

Execution Shivering Isles style.

Teleported a mile into the sky and fall to my death.

 

[Queen Michael]

One word: Batman.

 

[Sharps92]

I'd have a rabid racoon be set upon me

 

[Jeralt2100]

Death by snu snu!

This, as long as I get to pick who's doing the snu snu-ing. Otherwise, double-tap in the back of the head.

 

[ShadowLord180]

Drawn and quartered, then burned at the stake.

And I want it filmed and posted to youtube.

 

[baddude1337]

Firing squad. Nice and quick. If I was gonna die I'd like a quick death.

 

[Stillve]

Man. People would choose all these macabre ways to die from what I gather from the thread, but how about a dang mask on your face, death by sleeping gas and toxins?

 

[IamSofaKingRaw]

If old age isn't allowed, I'd choose being ripped in half by Kratos.

You want to go out like this??

 

[theironbat46]

Death... by Snu-Snu.

 

[spartan231490]

Let's say you have been sentenced to death, but the judge is merciful enough to allow you to choose how you shall be executed from a list, what would you choose?
Personally, I would choose beheading. Quick, painless, although crude. I couldn't stand the sight of a firing squad before me, or the anxiety of lethal chemicals running through my veins.

I agree with this. but I never understood why exactly the quick and painless beheading was considered so cruel. There are much worse things than a closed casket funeral.

 

[spartan231490]

Just throw me in the arena. I want to go out like a man.

Doubt that is on the list. If it is, then I definitely choose this. Forget what I said about beheading, I want to go down with the chance of dropping as many people responsible as possible. Although, this depends on the assumption that I feel that my crime was justified and therefore, I am justified in defending myself.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

Be given a suicide mission to assassinate someone. Like a corrupt dictator, so I could walk inconspicuosly up to his face, choose my last words wisely, kick him in the 'nads and set of a 'nade and be seen as a bittersweet hero by everyone.

 

[Hawgh]

Extreme sexual exhaustion. Failing that, enlistment in the foreign legion. Failing that, steady application of narcotics until I reach an overdose.

 

[cptawesome]

Death by overeating. imagine just stuffing your face with constant goodies until your heart stops.
Hell, i get to that point every time i go to popeyes

 

[Mista Miggins]

Getting fired out of a cannon into a government building.

Bet that'd make some headlines!

 

[IronicBeet]

Death by snu-snu, duh.