Poll: If you were forced to kill..

[Neonbob]

Carrion are so useful...

This is true, as it draws other potential victims to a site if you leave it in place, but surely you have tried a heart?

 

[Trivun]

Carrion are so useful...

This is true, as it draws other potential victims to a site if you leave it in place, but surely you have tried a heart?

Nope, why spoil a corpse when I can instead leave it to decay and then hang the ruined corpse from the roof of my living room kitchen bathroom bedroom conservatory garage dungeon?

 

[Neonbob]

Carrion are so useful...

This is true, as it draws other potential victims to a site if you leave it in place, but surely you have tried a heart?

Nope, why spoil a corpse when I can instead leave it to decay and then hang the ruined corpse from the roof of my living room kitchen bathroom bedroom conservatory garage dungeon?

Because as I may have mentioned earlier, hearts are soooooo tasty when you deep-fry them. Also, the hole in the chest makes a nice place to stick the hooks in when you hang bodies.

 

[massau]

Slow, brutal and painful, with lots of torture. Oh, wait, that's how I'd kill people anyway. Okay then, for a bad day, just multiply the torture by a hell of a lot (pick your own number between 1000 and 5000. Or between 1000 and infinity, either one's good for me...).

Ouch. Remind me to stay on your good side.....

Personally, I couldn't kill anyone, even to save my own life. I'd just feel too guilty and evil afterwards.

Embrace the darkness... ;D

Slow, brutal and painful, with lots of torture. Oh, wait, that's how I'd kill people anyway. Okay then, for a bad day, just multiply the torture by a hell of a lot (pick your own number between 1000 and 5000. Or between 1000 and infinity, either one's good for me...).

maybe you need to eat his heart after you killed him

What kind of a sick fucker do you think I am? Honestly, some people...

k i get it but i think a giant microwave is even more fun than torturing

 

[clicketycrack]

I'd probably shoot them in the base of the spine mobster execution style. I'm sure I'd get real depressed afterwords and have to go drink it off.

 

[d4rkxy13x]

If I hated the person, back him into a corner then cut his toes off whilst forcing him to listen to the JB.

 

[Zorg Machine]

shoot someone in the head (possibly bash them) and slowly feeling my problems wash away as I focus on what to do with the corpse.

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

Oh, I know it's not very fucking likely, but for the sake of me being an argumentative douchebag: why can't you have a basically good person who once did some very, very bad things in his-or-her youth?

So basically, "youthful exuberance," eh?
A Clockwork Orange?

You can have a good person who has done bad things, but that doesn't mean that they don't deserve punishment for those bad things.

Punishment doesn't really do any good, but it does make the victim (or their families) feel better.

Isn't that a bad thing? I mean, we're talking punishment here, not just keeping them off the streets protecting innocent people, but punishment. Do good people clamor for another person's suffering - even if that person's a really bad guy?

We can agree that it's not right to hurt others for your own enjoyment, right? We keep people like that off the street.

 

[uncle-ellis]

Why would you ask this?
And why would people say they would enjoy this? Are they trying to prove that gamers are a bunch of homicidal psychopaths?

Yes.
Because we are.
Because of video games.

 

[jasoncyrus]

Hmm worst day of my life, forced to kill someone. I assume I get away with it.

How would I do it? Slowly of course, listen to their screams of mercy. I'd start by murdering their family and friends in front of their eyes, to kill them mentally and emotionally to begin with.

Then I'd slowly skin him alive, rushing salt water over their skin all the time. But I'd stop before he died. Let him heal up and then do it again over a period of months, years, a decade if i could stand the boredom. Make him suffer as long as possible.

But thats assuming the person is male...

Oh and I'm not a sociopath because of gaming, no.

I'm a sociopath because of society and religion (I'm not religious myself, i merely hate the two current majors in the world hogging all the media spotlight with their stupidity.).

If i ever get the chance, I'm going to push the end of the world button and watch it all burn.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Fast and remorsless. It wont be the first time (Insert evil laugh here)

 

[LopezMeister]

I wouldn't kill any of the few people I actually care about unless the situation demanded it, that is, not a "Kill them or I'll kill you" situation, I'd probably die for the few of them there are but if they were in intense pain and were begging me to end them then I would probably consider it and I would do it quickly and painlessly for them.

If on the other hand a situation arose where someone that I no reason to want alive confronted me and I was required to destroy them, I would. I wouldn't torture them as such, I'd beat them within an inch of their life, maybe make them beg for death, maybe not depending on my mood and then I'd paint the walls with their brains.

That said, I don't think I'd have any personal problems killing a few chavs given the resources(aka guns and suchlike)/immunity from the law.

 

[Azraellod]

really depends quite heavily on who they are. if they are someone that i judge deserving of death, i will kill them in an appropriate way.

if they are anyone else, even just someone random from the street, i kill myself instead.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Make the person eat themselves whilst their family watches and then have the family's skin taken off layer by layer and make them eat that too and record it and put it on the internet

 

[axtr]

Oh, I know it's not very fucking likely, but for the sake of me being an argumentative douchebag: why can't you have a basically good person who once did some very, very bad things in his-or-her youth?

So basically, "youthful exuberance," eh?
A Clockwork Orange?

You can have a good person who has done bad things, but that doesn't mean that they don't deserve punishment for those bad things.

Punishment doesn't really do any good, but it does make the victim (or their families) feel better.

Also, what makes a person good? Actions or intentions?

My grandchildren died because of that thread.
Despite not even existing.
And now they never will.

Excellent. My work here is done. Now I can return to my own time, the world has been saved.

It's true. I was planning on eating their souls in order to gain immortality.
Now the wolrd will not be united in my iron fist.

Yeah i could. Easy. I'd make it nice and quick for them. No reason to drag it out.

What about "for funsies?"

you mean could I kill for fun? prolly not. but i could do it if i was compensated...