Poll: If you were sentenced to death, what method you choose?

[A-D.]

Im going with Monty Python on this one.

Death by Topless Babes. If possible death by Snoo-Snoo with said topless Babes. Either way is fine.

Of course there is all-time classic of riding a nuclear bomb...Dr. Strangelove sends his regards.

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Is it possible to die through watching too much internet porn?

 

[Cazza]

To be exiled to the moon with only one days air.

Firing Squad for the legal way. Like how you described.

 

[Jamash]

Death by Nitrogen asphyxiation [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nitrogen_asphyxiation], it's the most humane and painless method of execution available.

 

[Wintermoot]

or maybe getting kicked of a cliff I would love to experience flight (or rather plummeting to my death)at least once in my life so why not at the end?
scratch that this:

Of course there is all-time classic of riding a nuclear bomb...Dr. Strangelove sends his regards.

 

[Couch Radish]

Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.

Ah, you saw that too. That's my choice as well.

 

[Ogargd]

I chose firing squad, because I wanna go out with a bang ... and several women was not an option. =P

 

[evilneko]

Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.

What he said.

Monty Python truly did make up the best ever execution method.

Finally, someone recognized my reference. Though someone did previously make the same reference. And also granted I guess a lot of threadhops should be expected in a thread like this, but I was still hoping for it to be recognized sooner. >.>

 

[chuckman1]

WARNING A LITTLE GRAPHIC
Shooting a bunch of heroin in to me getting an awesome sexy lady (legendary one like Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, one with bragiing rights)to have sex with me while eating chocolate ice cream (why not) and right as I bust someone unloads an AA12 clip on my head.

BOOYAH!

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

considering that my ancestors were Samurai, and i, myself am an exponent of several koryu. I suppose it would only be appropriate to say... FIRING SQUAD! If imma go out, i wanna hear those rifles fire before *DEAD*

 

[Craorach]

Not including silly answers.

Asphyxiation while asleep (such as smoke from a fire, or drowning while unconscious.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

Gas Chamber

Provided that it's the right gas my body will stay in a good enough state to have a lovely open casket funeral. While this is all happening, I am challenging Death to a game and hoping to win, allowing me to return to my perfectly kept body and live a good life.

 

[Android2137]

Lethal injection. But only after I've fallen asleep and I am totally not expecting it. So, like, scheduling it for five years or so from now, but actually doing it that very night after I've nodded off. Anticipation's always the worst part. It kills me. (Badum-TISH!)

 

[Mr.Numbers]

Death by WetWare to Hardware transplant:

Transferring my brain into a computer, killing my physical body but making me essentially a non psychotic GladOs.

Teleportation for similar reasons: A death without a death.

 

[Dimitriov]

This is absolutely something I have considered before. I would choose death by firing squad.

To be honest lethal injection seems a lot more terrifying: the sense of helplessness, the gradual slipping away of your life.

Hanging is just undignified, and if your neck doesn't snap asphyxiation just plain sucks. Decapitation is at least as, if not more, undignified what with prostrating yourself and having your head roll away.

Electric chair? No, I wouldn't want that.

But a firing squad? You get to die on your feet, facing those who will execute you. You can at least die like a man.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Death by running off a cliff while being chased by a bunch of topless women.

Which Monty Python movie is that? The Meaning of Life?

OT: Being sent on a mission where I die in a huge explosion that destroys something important.

 

[Redingold]

Hit in the face by something that travels faster than a nerve impulse, so I don't feel it.

Something like a meteorite would do it.

That's technically stoning, so I'll vote for that.

 

[Aphex Demon]

Having watched The Green Mile, an electric chair can fuck right off.

< This please.

 

[dyre]

Wow, firing squad is really popular. I'd choose it too, for classiness. No blindfolds, of course.

 

[-Dragmire-]

I picked firing squad(actually surprised that's #1 at the moment) though I'm not too sure why.

Lethal Injection creeps me the hell out, they would have to tie me up and sedate me before getting me on that table and hooking me up. The needle is not the problem, it's the thought of liquid death flowing through my veins/brain I can't stand.

This

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Sorry, don't know how to embed. It should be familiar to Monty Python fans.

There you go.

Edit: sorry, not sure if that vid is appropriate to embed on this site. If you want to embed it, just get rid of the / before youtube.