Buy a PC, then you can spit on console gaming peasa...
I mean, you can turn it on planning to play a game, then get sidetracked by three billion other things and come back several hours later only to ask "What did I do with all that time?".
Oh, sorry. I meant play games and complain about how PC gaming is dying, as it has been for twenty years!
Oh wait, I actually mean get accused of having to pay thousands for a good gaming PC (Actually, after all the console paraphernalia and buying a good TV, they're pretty similar), and having no games to play on it (You know, as that twenty year old back catalogue of still playable games doesn't exist) as gamesradar said, and they must be right, I must be imagining the pile of cash I still have and my cupboard of old games.