Poll: Is this joke funny?

[Zirat]

I have such a hatred for puns, if someone tells them to me for an extended period of time I blank out and go completley nuts on the offending person

 

[tomtom94]

Ugggh, that is a terrible pun.

But in being so, it is also a good joke.

 

[zehydra]

It's not really funny, since I"ve never heard of hovis.

 

[-Samurai-]

I didn't think it was funny, but that's probably because I had to read what Hovis was to actually understand it.

 

[Gudrests]

....wow.. 41 punches for your friend net time you see him. watch out that might lead to some jail time. and yeah...not funny..its like a ..i get it..but...why did you say it joke

 

[xXAsherahXx]

That's something I'd imagine Jay Leno would say, he is the king of flat lining jokes. Thanks for the link to what the hell Hovis are.

 

[Treeinthewoods]

Your friends joke is bad and he should feel bad!

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says, "Oh my God, it's so hot in here I'm baking alive."

The second muffin turns to the first muffin and says, "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Derp.

 

[Ekonk]

I dun geddit. Then again, puns have a tendency to whizz right past my head because English isn't my first language.

 

[Kris015]

My friend made these extremely random jokes once, made me laugh till my jaws hurt.
Here's one of them (I know that it makes NO sense at all):

"Why did the witch cross the road? Because she thought it was a high school!"

He made another one which i have no idea of how to translate since the sentences are screwed up.

 

[Aenir]

Humor is a result of upbringing and the culture you grow up in. Everyone will have different takes on what is funny or not.

Personally, I found it to be terrible.

 

[Eggsnham]

Yes, punch him for me. Right in the nose. Yeah. With a little crackling noise as your fist collides with his delicate cartilage.

/creepy

 

[Omikron009]

If a joke requires an explanation, it's not funny.

 

[Jedamethis]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

I spilt my drink laughing xD
I tip my hat to you good sir!

 

[MarkusWolfe]

Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

A priest, a rabbi, an imam and a leprechaun walk into a bar. The leprechaun looks at the other 3 and says "Hold on lads, I think I'm in the wrong joke!"

 

[blankedboy]

Yeeahh... what? I don't get it

Anyways, there are worse jokes.

Spoiler: What do you call a horse with a broken leg?

Unstable! LOLOLOLOLO

 

[ESCAPIST DELETE THIS ACCOUNT]

Chuck norris once gave blood, it was put into cans and called red bull.

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with medusa and he won.

 

[PureChaos]

Chuck norris once gave blood, it was put into cans and called red bull.

Chuck Norris had a staring contest with medusa and he won.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Oh god that's horrendous. But not as bad as:

Spoiler: What's brown and fluffy

Brown fluff

Spoiler: What's pink and fluffy

Pink fluff

Spoiler: What's blue and fluffy

Brown fluff holding its breath

Or:

Spoiler: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

Spoiler: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no idea

 

[Jerious1154]

My personal favorite bad joke:

Spoiler: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wazzaaaaa B?

You may have to say it out loud.

 

[ThreeKneeNick]

It's like one of those jokes that you tell and everyone in the room silently looks at each other, too nice to laugh at you out loud. So technically, its hilarious.