Poll: Is this joke funny?
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Ive seen worse like:
A piece of string walks into a bar, orders drinks all night and then when it comes time for his tab to be paid he just ups and walks out of the bar. He stands in the middle of the street, rings all th alcohol out of his fibers and goes back into the bar. The bartender said, "Hey arent you goin to pay your tab?" The string was confused. The bartender says, "Your the piece of string that just drank all my alocohol!" The string looks at him and says, "No, Im a frayed knot."
A piece of string walks into a bar, orders drinks all night and then when it comes time for his tab to be paid he just ups and walks out of the bar. He stands in the middle of the street, rings all th alcohol out of his fibers and goes back into the bar. The bartender said, "Hey arent you goin to pay your tab?" The string was confused. The bartender says, "Your the piece of string that just drank all my alocohol!" The string looks at him and says, "No, Im a frayed knot."
Lol Chuck Norris ftwPureChaos said:
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Here's one, Atlas once asked Mr. T to hold the world for him, Mr. T agreed, but only if Atlas would wear his gold necklaces, after five minutes of excruciating pain, Atlas asked for the world back.
They're like brand name Chuck Norris jokes.
They're like brand name Chuck Norris jokes.
The amusing thing is, I don't think Medusa could beat anyone in a staring contest.PureChaos said:
One day, a computer genius was asked a question about his sex drive. He browsed through his desktop and replied, "Sorry, I don't have one."
