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nick n stuff

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about as bad as the grammar.

NOTE: for those who don't know Hovis is a brand of bread in Britain. that may be why many people don't get it.
 

Not G. Ivingname

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PureChaos said:
Some people came to door yesterday and started telling me all about the goodness of brown bread. i can't stand hovis [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hovis] witnesses.
AHHHHH!!! BAD PUNS!

Away! Away!

Need... good... comedy...
 

Ymbirtt

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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None; it's a hardware problem.
 

Aesir23

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I chuckled... a little. But meh, I was raised on puns.

Irony
 

Mr.France

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Real bad joke:
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
 

KEM10

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mazzjammin22 said:
Puns are the lowest form of comedy with the exception of miming and the work of the guys who did "Meet the Spartans."
That's only because the people telling or hearing them aren't smart enough to do them properly.
However, a truly good pun will leave the audience in pain.
 

Crispee

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mazzjammin22 said:
Puns are the lowest form of comedy with the exception of miming and the work of the guys who did "Meet the Spartans."
And also jokes about Dwarves.

*brick'd*
 

DemonicVixen

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Jedamethis said:
lacktheknack said:
Bubbles is the girl next door.

Oh, and your friend's joke reeks.
I spilt my drink laughing xD
I tip my hat to you good sir!
Yup your not the only one, i didnt just spill my drink laughing, my laptop just got a taste of coffee =D
 

team star pug

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Omikron009 said:
If a joke requires an explanation, it's not funny.
Thats silly. You could think back and remember it being funny, Or you yourself could tell the joke but word it better. You might not have got it, but someone else could have laughed. People are different and so have different tastes in humour. It's very close minded to think that because a joke has to be explained to you It's not funny.

This joke was simple, and no explaination was givin anyway.
 

runnernda

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I didn't get it, but that's because I've never heard of hovis. I tend to enjoy puns, but that's not a very good one.

I'm a terrible person, so I really enjoy Helen Keller jokes and suchlike. I don't want to post any, though, lest I suffer the wrath of the mods...
 

Kukakkau

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I tend to make bad puns and that made even me groan

And I thought me saying that someone who had beer on a golf course shouldn't drink and drive was bad...
 

oktalist

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It's so bad it's good. Much like the following:

A man walks into a bar.
He orders a pint of bitter.

Where do space monkeys come from?
Super Planet 57.

What noise do space monkeys make?
"Churr-churr."

Why did the doctor observe the patient?
No-one knows that.

Why do whistles go "wheee!"?
Air blows through them.

What do you call a man with bread and butter pudding on his head?
Pudding Gentleman Type B.

Where does Grant Mitchell keep his gun?
Up his sleevies.

Why are monkeys so cheeky?
They just are!

What do you call a man who was awarded a bursary for growing pulses in his allotment, and becomes wealthy from doing so?
Rich-yard Pea Grant (Richard E. Grant!)

What do you call a man who has rabies, and tries to cure it by wearing clogs, sucking moisture from grass and getting stung by insects?
Rabid Dew-clog-bee (David Duchovny!)

What do you call a man who got one hit record because of some stupid jeans advert and suddenly he thinks he's David Bowie?
Jaz Mann out of Babylon Zoo.

Hey, I'm here all week. (Thanks to Digitiser [http://www.btinternet.com/~moononastick/sp58/Man1-Joke.htm].)
 

gibboss28

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Mana Fiend said:
mazzjammin22 said:
Puns are the lowest form of comedy with the exception of miming and the work of the guys who did "Meet the Spartans."
Lay off puns! ;] I once wrote a sketch about coins stuck down the back of the sofa, which was entirely coin puns :D Oh, and an interview with the God of Weather written with rain puns.

That said, Hovis isn't a great play on Jehovah, so I don't really find it funny.

Now, for a punny joke from Jimmy Carr.

Venison's deer, isn't it?
hes got a shorter one

Dwarf shortage

*edit* well someone beat me too it but thats all I've got to add to this post. Other than..eh that jokes alright, I've heard better terrible jokes.

I saw a man stealing a gate once, I didn't say anything in case he took a fence to me.

Or even worse

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWW