Can we just assume that not everything he does will be so amazing that your face will fall off? I mean give the guy a break he is human, not even Monty Python achieved permanent awesomeness.
It's his schtick. That's like saying 'Married with Children could use a bit less misogyny and instead have tender episodes that show the characters care for each other.'Korolev said:1) Make them a bit longer and a bit less caught up on just blasting a game. Harsh criticism can be funny, but grows predictable. Even if he doesn't like a game he doesn't really have to resort to absolutely slamming every single thing he doesn't like. There's more to humor than insulting things. Different kinds of humor would be welcome.
It's called 'Zero Punctuation'. He actually edits the audio commentary to do that.2) Speak slower. If you listen to his original videos, he did not speak that fast. He still spoke without really pausing, but his voice was delivered in slower, quieter tone, which for me, made his videos more enjoyable. In his recent videos he speaks very fast (although he is not hard to understand) and much louder and angrier.
Okay those were clever and funny and I do missthem, but... after a while it becomes harder and harder to find new songs.3) Bring back the old music intros. I know there's copyright issues and all that, but the old music clips were better, and as long as he only uses about 10 seconds of music from a song, he's not breaking any laws. Maybe he got tired of hunting for songs.
Well, the guy knows his fans are fickle, and that they'll turn on him for being critical about thngs. His schtick.To be honest, ZP could never have lasted forever. Which is why he's branching out. He's opening a bar here in Brisbane (which I will not go to because I do not drink), as well as writing a book (which I probably will not read, but I'm willing to give it a browse in borders). He probably recognizes that ZP will eventually lose its charm. In fact, I get the impression that he really is quite tired of ZP, tired of the escapist, tired of the fans, tired of being known as the "ZP guy". I know I'd get tired of it. He gives off the impression that what he really wants to do is make games or somehow get more involved in the video game industry. To which I would say - don't do it. You're making a living off ZP and being funny. Being involved in the video game industry is stressful, expensive, stressful, risky, stressful, often unrewarding, and stressful. Did I mention it's stressful?
I read itthe idiot computer said:Personally i think ZP is getting better everyday. For examle on his time before the escapist not alot of people paid attention and had to stay by certain restrictions but now his opnions are much clearer than they once were so that is my opinion.
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