Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

[Paragon Fury]

So, it seems the general opinion is that we're quite possibly coming to the end of the Escapist's time. As such, I thought it fitting that we hold the last and likely most important vote the Escapist has ever held.

The vote that could send Escapists on the warpath against each other.

That vote is...

Spoiler

BUSTY

OR

Spoiler

FLAT

So Escapists, where do your loyalties lie? Is bigger better? Or is flat the one true way?

 

[DefunctTheory]

Paragon Fury, I'm going to start a petition to have your user name changed to 'TittyLoverDoubleD+.'

But I love you, man.

Anyway, on topic... I enjoy a pair of tig ol' bitties, but from a distances mostly. I'm a bit mastrophobic in real life due to a life threatening traumatic event. So I guess A through lower C is more my speed now.

 

[Phasmal]

Not to sound insulting... but... I wonder how many titty-threads you've made in your time. I'm sure you could probably extract from those every single Escapist's opinion on titties.

OT: Boobs are boring. I could do without them. But y'know, you do you.

Spoiler: Me on the subject of boobs

 

[Don Incognito]

Christ's sake.

Honest to fucking god, I haven't seen anyone so obsessed with breasts since I was in middle school.

 

[Paragon Fury]

Christ's sake.

Honest to fucking god, I haven't seen anyone so obsessed with breasts since I was in middle school.

I probably need counseling of some kind...but this is more fun!

 

[Fox12]

Jesus, Paragon, another tittie thread? Were you locked in a cellar your whole life, and only recently discovered the joys of the human breast?

I guess I'll go for small or average sized breasts. A huge chest always put me off, and some of those implant sizes get downright gross.

 

[Wintermute_v1legacy]

This is something that I have been researching for a long time now, so I can safely say that tits in general are great.

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

 

[Parasondox]

You, Paragon. You trying to tear the Escapist apart? Looks like you and I are on the same quest.

I have a lactation fetish, sooooooooooooooooo...

 

[Scarim Coral]

Busty, there I said well typed it! I like busty girls.

Mind you I would still date a girl who's flat as long she had a great personality to boot!

 

[Parasondox]

This is something that I have been researching for a long time now, so I can safely say that tits in general are great.

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

But really, don't sue me. I know some people are lawsuit happy these days.

 

[Phasmal]

This is something that I have been researching for a long time now, so I can safely say that tits in general are great.

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

But really, don't sue me. I know some people are lawsuit happy these days.

Well, yeah. But dicks and boobs are not equivalent. And vajayjays aren't exactly adorable, either.

Spoiler: Pecs are pretty nice, though

 

[Parasondox]

This is something that I have been researching for a long time now, so I can safely say that tits in general are great.

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

Allow me to be controversial here but, by untested popular studies, dicks are ugly.

Yeah, I said it. Sue me!!

But really, don't sue me. I know some people are lawsuit happy these days.

Well, yeah. But dicks and boobs are not equivalent. And vajayjays aren't exactly adorable, either.

Spoiler: Pecs are pretty nice, though

That's unfair. You are using Chris Evans. That man is too sexy for Boston. Secondly, OBJECTION your honour. Vaginas are beautiful in many shapes and sizes. So beautiful that I would kiss them. French style...

...

...and I have.

 

[McElroy]

I like boobs that are 3D, not on a screen, and without the prefix 'man-'. The smallest rack I'd vote for is about double the size of my manboobs. So that puts me on the busty side of this poll. As in my answer to the poll. Not me. My moobs aren't that big.

 

[madwarper]

Boobs are nice, but I can go without. Besides, there's more important criteria. It's from the neck and up.

That's right. I'm talking about the length of one's hair. The shorter the better.

Spoiler: Therefore, I vote for...

 

[DefunctTheory]

How about a thread focusing on dicks now. For equality's sake.

Are dicks really the equivalent of breast?

In any case, we did have a 'What do females find attractive' thread a week or so ago. But, if that's not enough for you, I guess fair is fair...

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.937745-Poll-Poll-Its-time-Escapists-For-the-OTHER-most-important-vote-Definitely-NSFW

 

[Pirate Of PC Master race]

Pretty pictures and etc.

Wait, one of the character that is being cosplayed doesn't fit the theme..

 

[R Man]

When I found this thread, I immediately thought of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr9GtYWxZJ8

And what about those of us who prefer the middle ground? This is not a binary issue.