Poll: It's time Escapists. For the most important vote. (Probably NSFW)

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PENIS! Oh wait... Wrong important vote...

*ahem* I'll take mine "all of the above" with all of the side angles of "dat ass" included... Yes, I know the genitalia is sold separately and in more flavors than a Sonic Shush, so I'll order that during the late-night special menus...

Other than that, I'd probably have a more straight answer if someone asked what size I wanted... But, I digress...
 

Summerstorm

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Oho... an intriguing, classy topic. So here i am.

My answer: either, but preferring huge ones. Large is ok, medium is boring, small are cute, tiny are fun. But depends on the overall presentation of the woman.

Overall my preferences are: i don't like medium, standard, boring bodies. Most actresses and models are uninteresting to me (Well some are not). I find small weirdnesses sexy. which includes Boobs that are "too big" or "too small" for that woman.
 

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While I certainly appreciate the beauty of the female bust based on other factors besides size, not gonna lie, I do prefer them on the bigger side. D-cups are so... majestic O_O *Heavy breathing*.

That said, there is such a thing as TOO big; I find a lot of fan-service vehicles just thoughtlessly give character's tits as big as possible, even if they're totally out of proportion to the rest of the character's body, or so huge that they cease to even appear human.
 

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Terminalchaos said:
CyanCat47 said:
why are people so obsessed with a pair of body parts that are only practically uselful for 1,2% of a womans life?
And play a role in many people's early nourishment and bonding. It's almost like there was a biological imperative to be attracted to them. As if they had an extremely vital and basic importance for human procreation and child-rearing. Like some people find breasts attractive instinctively and coincidentally they serve an extremely important purpose vis a vis child-rearing. Attracting prospective mates is a useful attribute for most if not all animals.

Those combined factors are way more than 1.2 %
Do you have anything at all to support the idea of a biological imperative to find them attractive? As in evidence of one actually existing, not speculation about why you think there should be one?
 

Lunar Templar

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I like medium to large breasts, really so long as they're there I'm ok with with them regardless of size.

cause what the actual fuck is going on here ....
 

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Lunar Templar said:
cause what the actual fuck is going on here ....
That's what happens when fan service becomes its own genre.
 

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AccursedTheory said:
Lunar Templar said:
cause what the actual fuck is going on here ....
That's what happens when fan service becomes its own genre.
there's nothing 'sexy' about those cancerous growths.
 

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Lunar Templar said:
AccursedTheory said:
Lunar Templar said:
cause what the actual fuck is going on here ....
That's what happens when fan service becomes its own genre.
there's nothing 'sexy' about those cancerous growths.
There are people in this world who would happily peel the flesh from your bones for saying such a thing

Not me, though. They are quite absurd, aren't they?
 

FalloutJack

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That's funny. I don't recall anyone hitting the doom alarm for realsies. Because nobody has.
 

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FalloutJack said:
That's funny. I don't recall anyone hitting the doom alarm for realsies. Because nobody has.
I think it might actually be broken after all the times it's been hit over the last few years. I'd try pressing it myself, but the Escapist is in a fragile enough state as it is and probably would not take another massive battle between users very well.
 

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Fijiman said:
FalloutJack said:
That's funny. I don't recall anyone hitting the doom alarm for realsies. Because nobody has.
I think it might actually be broken after all the times it's been hit over the last few years. I'd try pressing it myself, but the Escapist is in a fragile enough state as it is and probably would not take another massive battle between users very well.
Can I get 2012 Won't Happen in here? I think this has going a bit far.
 

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Big is good, but I prefer that the big thing dangles between someone's thighs.


Pssst.... dick is way better than boobs =D
 

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AccursedTheory said:
Lunar Templar said:
AccursedTheory said:
Lunar Templar said:
cause what the actual fuck is going on here ....
That's what happens when fan service becomes its own genre.
there's nothing 'sexy' about those cancerous growths.
There are people in this world who would happily peel the flesh from your bones for saying such a thing

Not me, though. They are quite absurd, aren't they?
very absurd, even it's it's meant to be a joke, it's notta very good one.