Poll: Jagermeister: Manly or not?

[CJ1145]

It's got a fucking deer on it, hell yeah it's manly!

 

[Zhukov]

It's a bloody drink.

If you manliness depends on what alcoholic liquid you prefer to pour down your gullet then you're in trouble.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

VERY manly. Why do I say this you ask?

A Long time ago, back when I played D&D, some guy named "Arturick", who had a thirst for Jagermeister and was one of the manliest men on the wizards of the coast boards, posted a hilariously funny transcript of a D&D session that was so stupidly inane that he got kicked out. If you like I could post it.

If anything message me that, I wanna see it.

 

[dbungus2000]

Drink the alcohol that tastes the worst, I guess that is supposed to make you manly and impress all your friends and get you laid. Also, punch yourself in the balls and then the face, that will give you some chest hair.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

You what the most manly drink ever is to me? Water. Try having the balls to go into a bar and walk up to the counter and ask for a cold glass of water with ice.

 

[gibboss28]

Nope its just Jagermiester, awesome stuff. But thats just one fellows opinion, heres GWARS take on it.

You what the most manly drink ever is to me? Water. Try having the balls to go into a bar and walk up to the counter and ask for a cold glass of water with ice.

Ok, done.

 

[sir.rutthed]

As far as manly goes, I honestly don't care. Jager actually makes me sick to my stomach if I even have just a half shot so I'll stick to my Brandy and strawberry daquaries. Manlyness? overrated.

 

[Iron Criterion]

I am male and I drink Jagermeister. I also have long hair, wear studded belts and skinny jeans so fuck society's conceptions of manliness.

 

[Plurralbles]

Manly. Please refer to the '90s for more information on the subject.

Spoiler: May not be suitable for all ages. High WTF content.

Die Toten Hosen - Zehn Kleine Jägermeister [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqp8WhieV0o]

epic win, sir!


While drinking yagermeister I bet the vid rocks even more.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Jeager-bombs are fantastic, so on that notion, hell yes.

 

[Xojins]

I wouldn't say it's manly. I know chicks who like it as well as guys. I'd say whiskey is a more manly drink.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Of course it is, Alestorm wrote a song about it. Plus it's pretty strong and almost every girl I know is a lightweight.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Please elaborate. I am quite curious to find in which way partaking in the drinking itself is manly, or the manner in which one does such.

Having it as a chaser for the blood of your enemies is very manly.

Extra manly points awarded if drunk from a skull and has little paper parasols in it. Little paper parasols are the manliest way to drink, they say "I am so fucking manly that my drinks have brightly coloured little paper umbrellas in them and I do not give a flying fuck what you, lesser men that you are, think of it."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

You what the most manly drink ever is to me? Water. Try having the balls to go into a bar and walk up to the counter and ask for a cold glass of water with ice.

Pffft. The pubs I go to usually have a few pitchers of cold water sitting on the bar.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Real men drink Jameson. And if there isn't any around..... human blood is the next equivelant.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Real men drink Jameson.

Why would real men drink a blended whiskey instead of a single malt?

(says the man who drinks it because he can't afford Bushmills most of the time)

 

[Levitas1234]

The main reason people think it's girly is because it tastes like liquorish and is known to be a sorority drink.
Although it's pretty fucking manly in germany

 

[The Eggplant]

I like black liquorice. I also like alcohol. I also like being a man. What can satiate all three of those criteria? Absinthe Jagermeister!

...Yes, it's manly. Even without the wormwood and the flaming sugar cubes.

 

[s0denone]

Please elaborate. I am quite curious to find in which way partaking in the drinking itself is manly, or the manner in which one does such.

Having it as a chaser for the blood of your enemies is very manly.

Extra manly points awarded if drunk from a skull and has little paper parasols in it. Little paper parasols are the manliest way to drink, they say "I am so fucking manly that my drinks have brightly coloured little paper umbrellas in them and I do not give a flying fuck what you, lesser men that you are, think of it."

If you're self-conciously not being self-conscious, you're still self-conscious.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Please elaborate. I am quite curious to find in which way partaking in the drinking itself is manly, or the manner in which one does such.

Having it as a chaser for the blood of your enemies is very manly.

Extra manly points awarded if drunk from a skull and has little paper parasols in it. Little paper parasols are the manliest way to drink, they say "I am so fucking manly that my drinks have brightly coloured little paper umbrellas in them and I do not give a flying fuck what you, lesser men that you are, think of it."

If you're self-conciously not being self-conscious, you're still self-conscious.

No, that's what the parasols say. I just like the look of them and occasionally use them to sexually molest midgets.