Poll: Jagermeister: Manly or not?

[Kwaren]

I don't know if I have room to talk. I drink Parrot Bay rum strait but I also like Smirnoff Ice and hot Sake.

 

[Pinkros]

All alcohol is not manly at all, because it makes you impotent!

 

[ginty2]

jager, much like any shot, is only manly when drunk straight. red bull is only to be consumed by itself, anything else is a waste

 

[Eldarion]

I think the "Not manly" argument is retarded, but I have no opinion myself.

I take issue with terms like "Manly" on principle.

Would you prefer masculine?

No, same problem.

 

[Jamash]

I think any manly drink, regardless of the flavour or alcohol content, is instantly pussified by the addition of Red Bull.

Real men don't need energy drinks, they get all the energy they need from their beards & internal testicual engines.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

You what the most manly drink ever is to me? Water. Try having the balls to go into a bar and walk up to the counter and ask for a cold glass of water with ice.

Did it. Scared the crap out of my friends .

Yep thats the way to do it nice and manly. Funny though when you see the shocked looks on people's faces.

 

[Outright Villainy]

It's manly, but nowhere near as manly as poteen.

Basically, Irish moonshine. Made with potatoes, like everything else here. The proper stuff is 95%.

Try drinking THAT! It bears an alarming similarity to being hit in the face with a fire extinguisher.

Its most common use is for treating animal wounds, which says it all really...

 

[Weaver]

If you do jagerbombs with redbull you are a douchebag.

My Opa almost cast my sister out of my family (he's from Germany) when he found out she did jagerbombs with redbull instead of beer.

 

[Vault boy Eddie]

Whiskey and Jager, both the manliest of shots.

 

[Bladecatcher]

I'm going with not manly, mostly because I think it's for kids (as in 21 year old "kids".) It's just too sweet for me and I always feel like I'm drinking mouthwash. In fact, I think it's the opposite of manly- I know people who drink Jager, but think some of the beer I drink is "too heavy" or "too bitter". Man up and have have a Jack!

Not to mention, I tend to judge drinks by their labels, and Jager's looks like the back of a pickup truck.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

If you do jagerbombs with redbull you are a douchebag.

My Opa almost cast my sister out of my family (he's from Germany) when he found out she did jagerbombs with redbull instead of beer.

Indeed. It'd be like doing depthcharges with redbull instead of beer...

I despise them for making 'spirit shots in beer (or cider for that matter)' illegal in South Oz. Well... the serving of them... You can still buy a shot and a beer and put one in the other (which goes in which is sometimes in question when you've had 10) but they can't do it for you here.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

The manliest drink of all time is Farmers' Union Iced Coffee (FUIC).

 

[Superbeast]

Manly. And this is coming from someone aptly described as a "strategically shaved bear".

It's often seen in the hands of big, scary metal folk before a gig (it's what my old band did to have a bit of Dutch courage) and is gorgeous when served ice-cold. Plus the bassist from Nightwish drinks it before going on stage, and he's basically a Viking.

Though I do recommend a concoction me and my friends invented, called an Ouzomeister:

Pour 2 shots (double if you're feeling brave, and don't mind hospitals), one of Ouzo and one of Jagermeister.

Knock back the Ouzo, but don't swallow. With it still in your mouth, knock back the Jager. Now shake your head vigorously to mix them in yer gob. Swallow. Feel your heart stop as your body panics and basically screams "WTF was that!?". Works best if already slightly-to-very inebriated.

 

[Hexenwolf]

I think the "Not manly" argument is retarded, but I have no opinion myself.

I take issue with terms like "Manly" on principle.

Would you prefer masculine?

No, same problem.

What problem is that?

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

Not manly. The fact that I'm a girl doesn't play into it as much as the dilution of Manly that Jägermeister has seen over the last few years. From being the ultimate in manly shots, it had slowly degraded into being the poser-shot that any unshaven youngster drinks to prove he is manly. Simply put, what was once Manly has shifted into the Poser-crowd and is these days more often a sign of someone who desperately wants to be manly then someone who truly has hair on their chest, a big beard and enough balls to supply the UEFA for a decade.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

Nope. Drink some scotch or some beer.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I'm gonna go with not manly... (male BTW)

Why? If you have a look at how it's prepared... good grief caramel?! sugar?! WTF are they contaminating my alcohol with?!

I'm a wuss, so I drink brandy (but not cognac) & scotch...(!)

 

[Sneeze]

Echoing people here but: Neat, kinda manly I'd say. It's got a pretty strong flavour. When mixed, not so much. Actually I think I saw a diagram...

I agree with this for the most part.




As for beer being manly, thats really dependent on the beer, there's a far cry between Coors Light and Old Speckled Hen, just sayin'.

 

[WolfThomas]

Not manly in my books, not that its girly or anything, it's more gender neutral. But it's kind of a douchbag drink (especially bombs) in Australia. I don't mind it shotted straight from the freezer, but mostly I'll avoid it.

 

[Plurralbles]

Echoing people here but: Neat, kinda manly I'd say. It's got a pretty strong flavour. When mixed, not so much. Actually I think I saw a diagram...

I agree with this for the most part.




As for beer being manly, thats really dependent on the beer, there's a far cry between Coors Light and Old Speckled Hen, just sayin'.

Necro!?, but totally worth it due to the fact that this chart came out of it.


But that necromancer will reap it some day.

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