1. jedi vs the laws of physics
is the laws of physics were somehow given consciousness, they would subsequently be able to pwn the living crap out of anything/jedi that crossed their path, because they could:
i)destroy all molecular bonds in the jedi
ii)lower the flashpoint of his clothing, hair etc. so that he would burn for no apparent reason
iii)temporarily make everything that he is wearing turn into caesium, thus killing him by removing all water from his body/burning him/giving him radiation poisoning.
iv)crush him underneath the weight of his own scalp/hair/shirt etc.
v)make all of the ions that make up the most important parts of a nerve axon switch position permanently, thus paralysing him.
vi)make him go faster than the speed of light, forcing him to implode while going back in time... wait... would be a paradox?
vii)freeze him to death by removing all energy from the electron shells in the atoms that make up his body.
viii)making his entire body suddenly positively charged. static electricity wins!
2. jedi vs specific parts of science:
a)quantum theory:
if quantum theory was somehow controllable, then it could:
i)teleport random parts of him into random other parts of the universe
ii)bump all electrons in his body up to the next energy state, the resulting discharge then burning him and making him emit light
b)chemistry:
i)spontaneously making his entire body's atomic structure out of atoms that required a 6-electron outer shell, thus making him spontaneously break down into heretofore unknown compounds
ii)giving him massive chemical burns (obvious)
3. jedi vs Chuck Norris
it's Chuck Norris.
4. jedi vs the collective consciousness project
it altered the laws of physics and all human thought in a 30 square kilometer zone. what can beat that?
5. jedi vs human armed with railgun
quite simply, the sheer electromagnetic discharge from a railgun (the current DARPA experimental versions) would short out any electrical equipment the jedi is using, followed by a huge projectile (currently a 90mm steel slug) hitting and punching through anything that is in it's path. it's designed as a kinetic-energy penetrator for use against tanks, so it's not about to be stopped by any lightsber.
6. jedi vs slightly better jedi
simple, isn't it?
7. jedi vs the tsar bomb
only two tsar bombs (russian for "emperor bomb") were ever made. it was deemed the "tsar bomb" because it was the most powerful fusion bomb ever made.
is the laws of physics were somehow given consciousness, they would subsequently be able to pwn the living crap out of anything/jedi that crossed their path, because they could:
i)destroy all molecular bonds in the jedi
ii)lower the flashpoint of his clothing, hair etc. so that he would burn for no apparent reason
iii)temporarily make everything that he is wearing turn into caesium, thus killing him by removing all water from his body/burning him/giving him radiation poisoning.
iv)crush him underneath the weight of his own scalp/hair/shirt etc.
v)make all of the ions that make up the most important parts of a nerve axon switch position permanently, thus paralysing him.
vi)make him go faster than the speed of light, forcing him to implode while going back in time... wait... would be a paradox?
vii)freeze him to death by removing all energy from the electron shells in the atoms that make up his body.
viii)making his entire body suddenly positively charged. static electricity wins!
2. jedi vs specific parts of science:
a)quantum theory:
if quantum theory was somehow controllable, then it could:
i)teleport random parts of him into random other parts of the universe
ii)bump all electrons in his body up to the next energy state, the resulting discharge then burning him and making him emit light
b)chemistry:
i)spontaneously making his entire body's atomic structure out of atoms that required a 6-electron outer shell, thus making him spontaneously break down into heretofore unknown compounds
ii)giving him massive chemical burns (obvious)
3. jedi vs Chuck Norris
it's Chuck Norris.
4. jedi vs the collective consciousness project
it altered the laws of physics and all human thought in a 30 square kilometer zone. what can beat that?
5. jedi vs human armed with railgun
quite simply, the sheer electromagnetic discharge from a railgun (the current DARPA experimental versions) would short out any electrical equipment the jedi is using, followed by a huge projectile (currently a 90mm steel slug) hitting and punching through anything that is in it's path. it's designed as a kinetic-energy penetrator for use against tanks, so it's not about to be stopped by any lightsber.
6. jedi vs slightly better jedi
simple, isn't it?
7. jedi vs the tsar bomb
only two tsar bombs (russian for "emperor bomb") were ever made. it was deemed the "tsar bomb" because it was the most powerful fusion bomb ever made.
