Poll: jokes
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Yeah... well... my C button on my keyboard doesn't work so I had to use an S instead.Easykill said:Oh, that's not what was concerning me, it's that you spelled cancer as canser.
Mmm, mmm, Irony. It's like Goldy and Bronzy, except made of Iron.PurpleRain said:
There is no cake.ChrisP.Lettuce said:
How about a nice dead baby joke?
What's the differance between a pile of dead babys and a trampoline?
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline.
What's the differance between a pile of dead babys and a trampoline?
You take off your boots to jump on a trampoline.
This one is dedicated to The King of Queen's:
Man- Honey, am I fat?
Woman- (Hesitating) No, of course not.
Man- (Lay's down and bed cave's in) WHAT THE HELL? I though i was thin!
Woman- ohhhhh, that's why you wanted to know.
Man- You *****! This was a ******* gift!!!
Woman- Well excuse me for being nice!
Man- It would of been nice to know I was fat and not lay on the ******* thing!
Woman- You mean you couldent tell?
Man- I should of married the ******* brunet.
Man- Honey, am I fat?
Woman- (Hesitating) No, of course not.
Man- (Lay's down and bed cave's in) WHAT THE HELL? I though i was thin!
Woman- ohhhhh, that's why you wanted to know.
Man- You *****! This was a ******* gift!!!
Woman- Well excuse me for being nice!
Man- It would of been nice to know I was fat and not lay on the ******* thing!
Woman- You mean you couldent tell?
Man- I should of married the ******* brunet.
What's the difference between a bag of dead puppies and a bag of gold?
I don't have a bag of gold under my bed.
I don't have a bag of gold under my bed.
Whats start with an F and end with U, C, and K?
Firetruck.
i bet y'all heard of this joke before...
Firetruck.
i bet y'all heard of this joke before...
More wrong jokes coming up.
There is an American, a Russian, and a Mexican on a boat. The boat is overburdened and in danger of sinking, so the three men decide to jettison some supplies.
"We have too much of this in my country," the Mexican says, tossing overboard the tequila.
"We have too much of this in my country," the Russian says, tossing overboard the vodka.
"We have too much of this in my country," the American says, tossing overboard the Mexican.
This one I don't remember all to well, so I may be off on some details.
There are 3 men on a construction site. An Irish man, a Scottish man, and a Chinese man. The foreman says to the Irish man, "You're in charge of supervising." He says to the Scottish man, you're in charge of building. He says to the Chinese man, you're in charge of supplies. 3 hours later, he comes back, noticing that no work has been done. He asks the Irish man why there is no work done. "I was supervising the builder, but he did not do any work." He goes to the Scottish man. "I was working, but I ran out of supplies, and I couldn't find the guy with the supplies." So the boss walks around, looking for him. The man jumps out from behind a junkpile, yelling out "SUPPLIES!"
There is an American, a Russian, and a Mexican on a boat. The boat is overburdened and in danger of sinking, so the three men decide to jettison some supplies.
"We have too much of this in my country," the Mexican says, tossing overboard the tequila.
"We have too much of this in my country," the Russian says, tossing overboard the vodka.
"We have too much of this in my country," the American says, tossing overboard the Mexican.
This one I don't remember all to well, so I may be off on some details.
There are 3 men on a construction site. An Irish man, a Scottish man, and a Chinese man. The foreman says to the Irish man, "You're in charge of supervising." He says to the Scottish man, you're in charge of building. He says to the Chinese man, you're in charge of supplies. 3 hours later, he comes back, noticing that no work has been done. He asks the Irish man why there is no work done. "I was supervising the builder, but he did not do any work." He goes to the Scottish man. "I was working, but I ran out of supplies, and I couldn't find the guy with the supplies." So the boss walks around, looking for him. The man jumps out from behind a junkpile, yelling out "SUPPLIES!"