Poll: Justin Bieber has cancer!

[Lyiat]

This isn't true. This is a scam developed by 4chan and spread through both 9Gag and FunnyJunk. Come on guys, brighten up.

 

[mysecondlife]

All in spirit of Breast Cancer month...

No. I won't be shaving my head.

 

[Genocidicles]

It's a prank. A damn good one at that.

This level of celebrity worship is sickening by the way.

 

[Rule Britannia]

I doubt it's real.
It's realllly easy to stage something like that (inspect element and just take a picture/screenshot).
The data image is probably photoshopped.

If he does have cancer then no I won't shave my head, I don't know him. I know of him. What I know of him I don't like.

 

[Muspelheim]

I shave my hair each spring. Then I let it grow back out again, until it's time to trim again. If this happens to coincide with Baldy for Baby, it'll be peachy, but that's about it.

 

[V8 Ninja]

You know, I would like to know one individual who actually takes pictures of evidence using a Dutch angle.

A Bit More OT: This is most likely fake. Also, why in the world would people get their heads shaved if they wanted to help an individual with leukemia? Wouldn't money do a lot more good than dead hair cells?

 

[DugMachine]

Yeah this is a troll. Apparently some people are so gullible that some of his fans have shaved their head in support. Sorry but that's just funny

 

[fix-the-spade]

Cmon people this is serious? Don't you care?!

Serious question now, why should anyone actually care?

No ill will to him, he seems a nice young man and thoroughly undeserving of such a fate (assuming it's true), but what is Justin Bieber's great contribution to humanity? As someone with no interest in his music, what else does he contribute to the world that means I should care about his well being specifically?

 

[Subscriptism]

It's a great prank to get people who have a poor taste in music to shave their stupid heads.

 

[taciturnCandid]

It was a funny hoax at first, but then a redditor had to go and ruin it for everyone by posting that they loved 4chan.

 

[fix-the-spade]

you might want to wait some time before you start shaving your head...

I sense a trap.
Next move?
[smiling] Spring the trap.

 

[Vareoth]

It's very clear that this is fake, even to the average fool.

Also, this is not even remotely funny. Kudos for trying though.

 

[Tiger Sora]

Hoax of a prank. Went to google news and there was one story about the prank, the rest were whatever.

You did succeed Mr. Trollolololavitch. Girls have indeed shaved their heads.

 

[TwiZtah]

4chan did this, it was elaborate trolling with two girls who shaved their heads on twitter and stuff.

 

[Matt King]

Dude, this started on 4chan (i think) if you think this is real you are retarded

 

[blackrave]

Who is that?

 

[Solo-Wing]

........

Is 4chan behind this?

Ding ding ding ding ding. BINGO!

http://www.examiner.com/article/bald-for-bieber-campaign-hoax-by-4chan-states-justin-bieber-has-cancer

Remember when they did this shit to Skrillex? Boy these 4chans have chose a worthy target this time.

 

[bobfish92]

I know everyone knows its a fake by now but seriously, look at the medical report. Look at his name, then look at "POS". Crisp and clean. Pretty badly done, even the typeface is wrong on Leukemia.

 

[Robot Number V]

If this is true;
As much as I hate him, at least he's got support from his fans.

If this is (much more likely) false;
Some silly people are shaving their heads for no reason and I laugh at them.

Holy shit, you have the best avatar ever. Of all time.

OT: I agree with Heisenberg up there. This is like, the Ocean's 11 heist of internet trolling. All those dumbshits on Youtube who just post grammatically incorrect tripe about my grandmother's sexual proclivities should be hanging their heads in shame. More then usual, I mean.