Poll: Kids in my neighborhood

[hyperhammy]

I've lived here for about 3 years and there are a bunch of kids that keep causing trouble. I didn't mind much since they are just kids. But now they getting older and are causing even more trouble. So far I've been called an Asshole, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

Should I beat them up to teach them a lesson about natural selection, or just let it pass over me because they are just kids?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

From the sound part of my mind: Ignore them, maybe call the cops if they cross the line.

From the 'Fun' part of my mind: Find a way to make them fear you without direct violence.

 

[hyperhammy]

From the sound part of my mind: Ignore them, maybe call the cops if they cross the line.

From the 'Fun' part of my mind: Find a way to make them fear you without direct violence.

Go on...?

 

[Armored Prayer]

I'd say scare away the bastards.

If you beat them you risk getting into trouble, if you scare them good enough they will possibly leave. Worked well for my father, he intimidated all the kids to leave in-front of my house.

 

[geddydisciple]

If you are under 18 then go for it and beat them up. If you are over 18 then the last thing you want to do is beat up a minor. I'd recommend contacting the parents and if that doesn't work call the cops. (only if they do something that warrants it though)

 

[dududf]

From the sound part of my mind: Ignore them, maybe call the cops if they cross the line.

From the 'Fun' part of my mind: Find a way to make them fear you without direct violence.

Go on...?

Go out side smiling with fake blood all over you, or start chopping stuff with an axe smiling crazily.

With fake blood all over you of course.

 

[Marter]

Don't beat them, but ignoring them might make them more aggressive. If you are assaulted in any way again, contact the police about them.

 

[Tartarga]

Kill all their families!
Just try to ignore it and don't let them figure out it bothers you. Otherwise the situation will just become much worse.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Go on...?

I dunno.

Talk in tongues...
Smile when they pass...
Start buying sharp instruments...

Be creative.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

If you beat them up you go to jail. Report them next time they throw firecrackers at you or threaten to stab you. Don't even warn them just report them if they do that crap again.

 

[Rakun Man]

Get a dog. A BIG DOG, and walk it constantly with a thin leash.

 

[hyperhammy]

If you are under 18 then go for it and beat them up. If you are over 18 then the last thing you want to do is beat up a minor. I'd recommend contacting the parents and if that doesn't work call the cops. (only if they do something that warrants it though)

I'm under 18... shouldn't be a probleme.

 

[zHellas]

I've lived here for about 3 years and there are a bunch of kids that keep causing trouble. I didn't mind much since they are just kids. But now they getting older and are causing even more trouble. So far I've been called an Asshole, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

Should I beat them up to teach them a lesson about natural selection, or just let it pass over me because they are just kids?

Beat the shit out of them! I recommend using some kind of blunt instrument.

 

[hyperhammy]

I've lived here for about 3 years and there are a bunch of kids that keep causing trouble. I didn't mind much since they are just kids. But now they getting older and are causing even more trouble. So far I've been called an Asshole, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

Should I beat them up to teach them a lesson about natural selection, or just let it pass over me because they are just kids?

Beat the shit out of them! I recommend using some kind of blunt instrument.

Like a skateboard?

 

[zHellas]

I've lived here for about 3 years and there are a bunch of kids that keep causing trouble. I didn't mind much since they are just kids. But now they getting older and are causing even more trouble. So far I've been called an Asshole, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

Should I beat them up to teach them a lesson about natural selection, or just let it pass over me because they are just kids?

Beat the shit out of them! I recommend using some kind of blunt instrument.

Like a skateboard?

That might be hard, but I suggest a baseball bat.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Since you're a minor you can beat the bloody hell out of them. After you've done that set them on fire.

 

[hyperhammy]

Since you're a minor you can beat the bloody hell out of them. After you've done that set them on fire.

For some reason, the thought of you telling someone under 18 to set someone on fire entertains me. xD

 

[Count Igor]

From the sound part of my mind: Ignore them, maybe call the cops if they cross the line.

From the 'Fun' part of my mind: Find a way to make them fear you without direct violence.

Go on...?

Learn from the Janitor.

Watch Scrubs.

I suggest locking them in a water tank for six hours.

Or send them a horses head in their bed.

 

[Liberaliter]

First of all, how old.

Second of all, stand the hell up to them.

Thirdly, actually who cares how old they are.