Poll: Kids in my neighborhood

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jultub

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Make them eat their own parents, then they'll be mental for the rest of their lives.
 

wordsmith

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Kharloth said:
Simple way to scare them: Buy a knife, and if you bump into them again; whip it out (the knife I mean), and say something along the lines of "you wanna fuck with ME? come on then shit head, lets dance" all the while, have a creepy, grinning face on, cackle and thrust at them (but don't hit them), even if it doesn't scare them (and it should), it will convince them that your fucking crazy, and not a person to fuck around with.

On another note: How old are these kids? scaring eight year olds might not be the best idea.....
Dunno about anyone else, but if you pull a weapon on someone you'd best make damn sure you're ready to use it. Ever heard of "fight or flight"? For every kid who he scares the shit out of and they run away, there's another one who he scares the shit out of and they make sure that he isn't in a position to stab them. Because the knife is sticking into his stomach.

As for the OP... you have a problem here. Getting your own back might seem like a great idea, but wait until 7 of them jump you because you beat up Tommy last week. They might not be as merciful.
 

Yureina

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Don't bother. If they get on your property however, or worse go into your home, then feel free to smack them around and then some more. That's how I always think of things when regarding obnoxious and potentially threatening neighbors.
 

Snarky Username

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jultub said:
Make them eat their own parents, then they'll be mental for the rest of their lives.
At first I thought you said "Make them eat their own penis."

If you had I would have supported you.
 

FolkLikePanda

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Get a few of your mates, cricket/baseball bats, firecrackers and an alibi. Get your mates round a corner, you jump out and start taunting the bastards, make them chase ya and go round the corner and you and your mates beat the shit into them and throw firecrackers at them. Then all go home clean your bats and clothes, and get your alibi to say you were at places at said time. And make sure none of your mates give out the details, if you suspect someone make up a story.
 

adamson1000

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jultub said:
Make them eat their own parents, then they'll be mental for the rest of their lives.
but what if it turns out that you are brothers so they ate your parents too
 

Dapsen

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

OT: The reasonable side of me, says to call the police if they keep it up.
But the better side of me says to:

1. Wait until they threaten you again.
2. Beat the shit out of them.
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!
 

Distorted Stu

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i have assholes like this all around me (horray for shitty area...). Don't give them the attention they want. Its the reason they do it, to look hard and to show-off. Treat them like Dog's, don't aknowlage their bad behavour, they will stop in the end because they are not getting the statisfaction they crave for. Reason they stopped throwing stones at my window, because i stopped chasing them, therefore, stopping their adrenaline and fun.
 

KiruTheMant

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hyperhammy said:
I've lived here for about 3 years and there are a bunch of kids that keep causing trouble. I didn't mind much since they are just kids. But now they getting older and are causing even more trouble. So far I've been called an Asshole, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

Should I beat them up to teach them a lesson about natural selection, or just let it pass over me because they are just kids?
From my book of chronicles. You need an axe,not a wimpy wood cutting axe,but an Armor slicing axe, and when they confront you, smile,act nice,say you have something for them,and run at them if their parents could be in no way watching, and swing it into the concrete. I did this when no one could have seen me,and nothing happened. The brats left me alone afterwards,and said nothing to anyone, but you had to restore it with The OCASIONAL crazed look.

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Valkyrie101

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Scare them, badly. Get some friends along to help.

If that doesn't work, beat the shit out of them if you think you can take them.