Poll: Kids in my neighborhood

[jultub]

Make them eat their own parents, then they'll be mental for the rest of their lives.

At first I thought you said "Make them eat their own penis."

If you had I would have supported you.

If I had I would have supported it too.

 

[open trap]

I finde that violence solves all of the worlds problems.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I wouldn't recommend resorting to violence, as this may get you into trouble with the law. I would say your best approach would be to report their actions to their parents or to the police.

 

[Caligulove]

Leave it to the police if things get serious and they seem like they may actually do you or anyone else real harm.
Not because you'd be a pussy, hiding behind the law or anything, but they're not worth the time and effort.

You have more productive things to do- for one you could actually sit and give them a real lesson on natural selection, who knows? Maybe no ones ever had faith or thought they could be anything?

If all else fails though, yea, resort to scaring the shit out of them

 

[geddydisciple]

If you are under 18 then go for it and beat them up. If you are over 18 then the last thing you want to do is beat up a minor. I'd recommend contacting the parents and if that doesn't work call the cops. (only if they do something that warrants it though)

I'm under 18... shouldn't be a probleme.

Then kick the shit out of them and leave it at that.

 

[Seraphim2150]

Become Batman

 

[Tharwen]

I don't think they'll ever actually do anything. If they do, then you can call the police! Fun!

 

[Weaver]

Just kill them. I don't believe in second chances nor do I believe people who harass others for entertainment have any right to live.

 

[One Seven One]

Ok try these instructions.

1. Fake Blood Idea posted by someone.
2. Axe idea posted by someone.

3. Next time you see them [while holding the axe covered in fake blood] stare at them with wide eyes and start forming a toothy grin

 

[EuanMack]

let them see you carry body shaped bin bags and ketchup stained clothes out to the bins to freak them out

 

[mike1921]

parents and if that doesn't work call the cops. (only if they do something that warrants it though)

, got stuff thrown at me (for example firecrackers), and threatend that they would stab me. (But that was another kid that I haven't seen since.)

IT seems they've done stuff that warrants it

Simple way to scare them: Buy a knife, and if you bump into them again; whip it out (the knife I mean), and say something along the lines of "you wanna fuck with ME? come on then shit head, lets dance" all the while, have a creepy, grinning face on, cackle and thrust at them (but don't hit them), even if it doesn't scare them (and it should), it will convince them that your fucking crazy, and not a person to fuck around with.

On another note: How old are these kids? scaring eight year olds might not be the best idea.....

Dunno about anyone else, but if you pull a weapon on someone you'd best make damn sure you're ready to use it. Ever heard of "fight or flight"? For every kid who he scares the shit out of and they run away, there's another one who he scares the shit out of and they make sure that he isn't in a position to stab them. Because the knife is sticking into his stomach.

As for the OP... you have a problem here. Getting your own back might seem like a great idea, but wait until 7 of them jump you because you beat up Tommy last week. They might not be as merciful.

More brats to beat? Since when is that a bad thing?

 

[micky]

get some m80s and have some fun! just throw them at there feet!

 

[bam13302]

Make them think you are insane.

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

Send them a very strongly worded letter, then chop them up with a chainsaw.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Ever seen Gran Torino?

Just work on a Clint Eastwood impression, and you should be all set.

 

[Dr. Dice Lord]

I recommend the Cerebral Bore from Turok 2 on the N64. You hardly even have to aim it!

 

[LGC Pominator]

watch the last 2 episodes of season 2 of oz
that is all the instruction you need!

Then grow a wicked ass handlebar moustache... and don't shave it, because then all your badassery will go away

 

[true story]

buy a fully grown caucasian shepard