Poll: Male or Female?

[hyperhammy]

I'm a man

Watch linkara?
"I am a man!"
*punches cyborg*

I have no idea what you're talking about

Sorry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0qcXjMQyWk

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

I've noticed there's quite a lot of females on here, and I bet there are more in hiding too. I wouldn't be surprised, any sniff of a female on a gaming forum and 1000 males seem to jump on in an instant.

OT: Male, obviously. Unless you know any females called "Jasper" or "Jeff", it was already a given.

 

[Kortney]

One of the 9 so far to be female. I used to be embarrassed about loving video games because of how little girls play them, but now I can't be bothered.

Also, I don't like being called a "female gamer".

 

[Fraught]

I AM A MAN!

I know, I know, I say redundant things, shoot me.

Anyway, yeah, I'm in the majority. That is, to say, of the male variety.

Yes.

Also, I don't like being called a "female gamer".

Sure thing, female gamer. ;D

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Female, and currently ill with a cold... so I am drinking white wine...
Why? Because I can. And I have never managed to get drunk before, no matter what I drink >.>

You will learn my friend, you will learn. COmer drinking with me a night and I swear you won't be able to say the same

 

[Betancore]

One of the 9 so far to be female. I used to be embarrassed about loving video games because of how little girls play them, but now I can't be bothered.

Also, I don't like being called a "female gamer".

Yes. Or 'gamer girl.' Or 'girl gamer.' If there are no 'boy gamers' or 'male gamers' or 'guy gamers' then there are no 'female gamers.'

 

[Capt. Crankypants]

I'm a man. But sometimes I like to smell like a different smelling man.

 

[FrostyChick]

I don't know what you're talking about, there are no females here *conspicuously hides her username*

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

The three people that voted female are lying.

You sound like a YouTube comment...

OT: I am male, and play video games. Well, that was easy.

 

[SnipErlite]

the Prickly Sailor
It's
1 part- Triple Sec
2 parts-Burbon
Ice and Lemon juice

It's destructive.

That sounds intriguing. I might have to try that.... Mind if I take that to university and spread it around?

OT: MAle, unsurprisingly. The poll results are showing 6:1 Male:Female, although didn't some survey recently suggest that females took up closer to 30 or 35% of gamers or something?

Yeah I know I used the term gamer, which Extra Credits made a good argument against, but oh well

 

[Nannernade]

Well for the past 19 years I've been told I'm a man so I best go with it. =D

 

[T-Bone24]

I think I'm still male.

Hang on, let me check my genitals.

Yep, still male.

 

[Icehearted]

Really? We're having a gender poll now? Aside from the obvious frivolity of such a thing (not that I'm above frivolity... or why would I be into gaming?) but I can't tell if this is more sexist than creepy, or vice versa.

Spoiler: Since we're also recommending drinks...

I suggest something a friend calls a Leg Splitter/Spreader: 8oz Pineapple juice poured over a shot of coconut rum on the rocks. Ladies love these.

Another good one is a Washington Apple. Bars make them and they use cheap whiskey so it can be acrid. A better way is the old DIY; 6oz cranberry juice on ice, a shot of Sour Apple Pucker, and a shot of Crown Royal (you could use others, but the flavor is lost).

OT: Abstain. My gender is on my profile, not that it matters anyway.

 

[Evilsanta]

Male. Last time i checked atleast.

 

[2xDouble]

Its the time old gaming question
how many female gamers are there?

I think you mean... "how many females are here, on the Escapist, and are willing to take this poll?"

 

[Hertzey]

Female, and currently ill with a cold... >.>

Me too! Stupid cold.

 

[Loop Stricken]

108 to 13.

Sausagefest!

 

[KindOfnElf]

STOP calling us female gamers already!

Me is a girl. *hops around and picks flowers*

 

[C95J]

Male... I think

 

[JokerCrowe]

Female, and currently ill with a cold... so I am drinking white wine...
Why? Because I can. And I have never managed to get drunk before, no matter what I drink >.>

You're a girl?! :O
No offense, but I actually thought you were a guy... don't know why. Sorry. I still think you're cool though, so I hope you don't mind.

OT: I am a manly man! *flexes*

EDIT: I'm also ill with a cold. I'm drinking hot water with honey and lemon juice in it. Won't get you drunk but it does the trick.