Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?

[Macemaster]

Never, I'm too busy with your mum. I jest, I jest.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I have no idea how you'd find the time to do it once a day.

 

[Frozen Fox]

Never any more, I have one of those rare marriages that is not sexless even after 3 years. In fact we have sex almost every day.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

I have no idea how you'd find the time to do it once a day.

What with the hustle and bustle of the industrial revolution going on around the world.

 

[IamQ]

So I voted... But I'm going to be a girl about it and not say what I voted for. >_>

Well since it wouldn't be a problem for you if you said that you don't masturbate, we now know that is not what you choose.

Hmm... One clue, but not enough to solve the mystery.

Spoiler

Hurry Watson! We must solve this mystery at once! Time is of the essence!

*gasp* SOLVEmedia made me type in "umbrella corporation" in order to post here. Another clue! We're getting closer to an answer by the seconds Watson!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I have no idea how you'd find the time to do it once a day.

What with the hustle and bustle of the industrial revolution going on around the world.

Well, between college, friends, family and my boyfriend I wouldn't find the time to be alone in my room for that length of time each day.

Captcha: want more? Hmm... maybe it's trying to tell me something.

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

I have no idea how you'd find the time to do it once a day.

What with the hustle and bustle of the industrial revolution going on around the world.

Well, between college, friends, family and my boyfriend I wouldn't find the time to be alone in my room for that length of time each day.

Captcha: want more? Hmm... maybe it's trying to tell me something.

It's the internet my friend, the internet giving you a sign to beat off more.

 

[Carl The Manicorn]

One of the better topics on this site, as apposed to all the ME3 bullshit. Well done fellow Escapist.

 

[damocles23]

Once a day, at least when i'm feeling well. REcently it's mostly once every three days, i'm feeling like crap this months...

 

[tlgAlaska]

Well, between college, friends, family and my boyfriend I wouldn't find the time to be alone in my room for that length of time each day.

Captcha: want more? Hmm... maybe it's trying to tell me something.

Well, see? There's your problem, get rid of your boyfriend, so you have more time to masturbate!

 

[Duffeknol]

All of you only came in here in the hope to find a girl's post.

 

[trollnystan]

So I voted... But I'm going to be a girl about it and not say what I voted for. >_>

Well since it wouldn't be a problem for you if you said that you don't masturbate, we now know that is not what you choose.

Hmm... One clue, but not enough to solve the mystery.

Spoiler

Hurry Watson! We must solve this mystery at once! Time is of the essence!

*gasp* SOLVEmedia made me type in "umbrella corporation" in order to post here. Another clue! We're getting closer to an answer by the seconds Watson!

Blast, he's on to me! I must flee! *swirls cape*

 

[Ectoplasmicz]

One of the better topics on this site, as apposed to all the ME3 bullshit. Well done fellow Escapist.

I aim only to please my friend. Now let this thread be rid of mentioning the 'forbidden game' .

 

[Soxafloppin]

Depends, If I one of those days where I'm off work, I've nothing to do, no movies, no good games to play... roughly 40 times.

 

[Lilani]

Quite frequently around my period, but otherwise not too often.

 

[Nimcha]

2-3 times a week I guess.

I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?'

 

[scorptatious]

Used to be once a day. Specifically at night to help me sleep better. I've been cutting down as of late though.

 

[Mayhaps]

Abosolutly never. It's not healthy as far as I know, and it seems like a very uncivilized act.

It's unhealthy not to let some out, and if you don't you'll probably have wet dreams to release some steam.


OT:
Once or twice a week I guess (I don't really count), sometimes less, very rarely more.

 

[SageRuffin]

It's actually part of my daily routine.

Speaking of, I'm behind schedule. Excuse me...