Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?
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If you want to know, you could just ask me directly. I find it a bit creepy that you want to know the statistics of the community...
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It kind of depends. Sometimes I'll do it a few times every day, and sometimes I'll go a week or two without it. I've gone a few months without doing so in the past. Though currently it's a least once a week.
Now that you're mentioning masturbation though......*Opens up porn*
Now that you're mentioning masturbation though......*Opens up porn*
About twice a day, once before sleepytime, and another time in the day usually. I'm a 17 year old boy, this should be no surprise really. I'm also bored a lot usually, but have been busy lately, so it's only before sleepytime now. Usually. Maybe.
sometimes.
sometimes.
How keeps track? Honestly it could be more, but if I have to make an estimate I say about once a week. It isn't really great fun anymore. Though I while back I did it while a great nirvana track was playing. Really synced with the music. Often using internet porn, sometimes use nothing, on occasions use playboy. But honestly I buy playboy mostly for the articles.
Well...Forlong said:
I really really don't agree with any of that at all, but I won't start arguing with you about it, since I was the one pulling it out of you.
Personally, I'm far more uncomfortable lusting after women I know than some imaginary images or actors, because it makes it sort of awkward whenever I meet them. You know, during conversations there's this voice in the back of my head like "I've come while thinking of her."
That was before though. Eventually I went ahead and figured I was gonna keep wanking no matter what, and I was going to keep thinking of people I felt were attractive no matter what, so I might as well embrace it and stop caring.
Used to do it at least once a day, but lately I've been rather preoccupied with school and other activities, so actually doing it has become increasingly more and more rare. I'd say it's probably been reduced to once every 3 or 4 days at this point.
On average, about 1 or 2 times a day. Sometimes it can be more depending on how long I may be alone and my mood. Although it's rare, there have been days where I've fapped more than 6 times... and let's just say those were usually very, VERY uneventful days.
You are asking me how many times I flog the donkey? I mean, really, do you care how many times I abort some knuckle children? Asking someone how often they cane the vandal is sort of a strange question if you ask me. How often a fella plays a little five on one just isn't something you should be asking people. Really, if I shellac the shillelagh four times a day or once a week what does it matter? It's a man's own business how often he does or doesn't taunt the one eyed weasel. Besides, who really keeps track of how many in a given day or week they wrestle the dragon.
To answer the question though my dad told me at a young age that if I spent too much time smiting the pink knight I'd go blind. Directly afterwords, I had to say "Dad, I'm over here."
To answer the question though my dad told me at a young age that if I spent too much time smiting the pink knight I'd go blind. Directly afterwords, I had to say "Dad, I'm over here."
Once a day. Gotta have a way to get rid of that morning wood. On the days the morning wood fairy has not come by to visit it gets moved to right before I pass out for the night as a means to induce sleep. Hurray for utilitarian masturbation.
And this is why I didn't post the number. People like you just are too damn curious about other people's genitals.Liquidacid23 said:
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