Poll: Masturbation - How often do you?

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Jonluw

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Colour-Scientist said:
Well, between college, friends, family and my boyfriend I wouldn't find the time to be alone in my room for that length of time each day.
Most people who answered once a day are probably guys.
You might be overestimating how long rubbing one out takes a guy.
Th3Ch33s3Cak3 said:
It's not healthy as far as I know
Well, then you'd do well to read up on the subject. Masturbation doesn't exactly make hair grow on your palms: It is in fact very healthy. It appears to reduce the risk of prostate cancer, improve sperm quality, and improve sexual performance.
http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/masturbation-healthy
http://www.menshealth.com/health/health-and-sexual-benefits-masturbation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_and_psychological_effects
and it seems like a very uncivilized act.
Oh, grow up. You were once shoved head first out of a woman's vagina. Stop trying to act like completely natural (and astoundingly common) acts are somehow "below" you on account of how civilized and dignified you are.
It's no more uncivilized than sex.
It is in fact such a natural act that if you don't do it, the body will take matters into its own hands. Hence wet dreams.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,401722,00.html

When fox news has abandoned a point of view as too socially conservative and moved forward, it might just be time to give it up.
 

Andy Shandy

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Once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less, but that would be the average.
Nimcha said:
I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?' :p
I'm going to guess 'porn' would be most people's answer. :p
 

Malkav

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1-2 times a week, or less. Don't feel like more.

Also, I avoid it since it makes me temporarily feel "dumber" afterwards. I misspeak more often, get clumsy, forget stuff, can't concentrate so well. No one else seems to have this, which can't be a good sign
 

Nimcha

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Andy Shandy said:
Once a day, sometimes more, sometimes less, but that would be the average.
Nimcha said:
I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?' :p
I'm going to guess 'porn' would be most people's answer. :p
You never know, people might surprise you! It's definitely not my answer.
 

Baron von Blitztank

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3+ times a week is a good enough estimate.
I make a point of not jerking off on Sundays when I meet up with my girlfriend and sometimes I'll hold off for a few days to get a better feeling when I do get the urge again.
 

Psykoma

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Usually 1-2 times per year. The last time was in july.
I just do when the urge strikes, it just doesn't happen all that often :/
 

Loop Stricken

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BathorysGraveland said:
About once or twice a day, I guess. It depends on my mood really. Sometimes I won't masturbate for 2 or 3 days, other days I'll do the exact opposite. I've never yet had any sexual activity with a woman before, so I have a lot of pent up "energy". Other times I just don't give a shit though.
Entirely this. God I'm so pathetic.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
3+ times a day, I get a bit stupid when I'm too worked up so I try and keep myself sated.
 

loc978

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My body pretty much needs the ol' release somewhere between once a day and 3+ times a day... when I have a woman to take care of such for me, that generally takes care of once and part of my daily exercise regimen.
If I fail to make the release within a given day, generally twice but at least once, it will happen in my sleep. Been this way since I was... I dunno... ten?
Incoming health question! Does that mean I have hyperactive testes? Not that I care. Over two decades of this has made it seem pretty normal.
Nimcha said:
I think a better question would be 'what do you masturbate to?' :p
Memories, usually. Sometimes porn, usually homemade and attached to memories.
 

Sexy Devil

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One a day, sometimes less, sometimes more. Never more than twice or I start to get... chafing. If I have a headache then I'll avoid it because jerking off just makes that headache so much worse. But if I have a blocked nose then it tends to clear things up so I'll do it then.

...It occurs to me that I may be doing it too often when I can make assessments like that.

Solve media captcha was "well done", lol.
 

The White Hunter

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Usually one a day I'd say, maybe 2, rarely 3.
Or sometimes I just wont bother for weeks.
Depends on how busy I am, how busy my partner is, whether I can supress my apathetic nature for long enough and so on.

Liquidacid23 said:
in fact I might be doing it right now :)
... Thanks for sharing! May have just inspired a few people there.
 

George Barrow

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In the morning when I wake up, maybe once or twice when I get home, then one to send me off to sleep. I need help!
 

Jonluw

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loc978 said:
If I fail to make the release within a given day, generally twice but at least once, it will happen in my sleep. Been this way since I was... I dunno... ten?
Incoming health question! Does that mean I have hyperactive testes? Not that I care. Over two decades of this has made it seem pretty normal.
I don't know, but I've never experienced a wet dream without having been abstinent for something like two weeks first.
It sounds weird to me that someone would have a wet dream if they skipped the ol' wank just once, but I've never checked to see what's normal. All I have to go by is my own experience.
 

Kevlar Eater

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About 1-2 times a day, depending on my mood. If I see my neighbor sunbathing, then I can go for three; after that, it's painful.
 

FolkLikePanda

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Try and get one out once a day though sometimes I know I won't able the next day so sometimes I go for 2 or 3.