*sigh*Neonbob said:...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?Erana said:"Useless Crap"?!Neonbob said:Good god, no. I've seen the interior of my ex's purse. It was a cluttered mess of crap. Mostly useless crap, too.
I'm happy to stick with my cargo shorts/pants, thank you very much.
And if I really need to carry around more stuff than my waist can support, I have a bookbag on hand 90% of the time.
I neeeed the duct tape, telescope, pad of paper, four pens (two of which don't work), MP3 Player with two sets of headphones, gum wrappers, Gameboy, roll of Sacajawea dollars, package of pastels, Frisk, small figurine of a Heatran, knife, kneaded eraser, makeup, address book, and cell phone.
Oh, and its a nice place to tote around tampons, too.
What's WRONG with you? Sheesh.
And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD
There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices!![]()
AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!Erana said:*sigh*Neonbob said:...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?
And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD
There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices!![]()
You're a Boy! Er... Man, but still, its in your genetics to find legos fun in any quantity, in any situation. The melted barbie doll's used for the cheese; that's why its melted! The half sock is her home made skirt, and currently used as a potholder. As for the broken flash drive, mutilated paper clips and potato peeler... Well, where do you think the squirrel pelts came from? a cheddar-squirrel melt, with a minimalist lego centerpiece is a perfect picnic.
That is really fucking cool.thylasos said:, I have a WWII Finnish gas-mask bag which I use for much the same purpose.
Before you speak too quickly, look more closely at the squirrel pelts.Neonbob said:AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!Erana said:*sigh*Neonbob said:...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?
And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD
There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices!![]()
You're a Boy! Er... Man, but still, its in your genetics to find legos fun in any quantity, in any situation. The melted barbie doll's used for the cheese; that's why its melted! The half sock is her home made skirt, and currently used as a potholder. As for the broken flash drive, mutilated paper clips and potato peeler... Well, where do you think the squirrel pelts came from? a cheddar-squirrel melt, with a minimalist lego centerpiece is a perfect picnic.
The mix-tape! NOBODY could have a use for that! haahaaaa!
*dances*
But now I'm hungry...lemme borrow the clips real quick?
Mine poked out through my pockets when I ran...
[sup]DAMN good improv there my dear[/sup]
...DAMN. I almost had you, too.Erana said:Before you speak too quickly, look more closely at the squirrel pelts.Neonbob said:AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!
The mix-tape! NOBODY could have a use for that! haahaaaa!
*dances*
But now I'm hungry...lemme borrow the clips real quick?
Mine poked out through my pockets when I ran...
[sup]DAMN good improv there my dear[/sup]
Look at the strange indentations on the fur!
You see, mixed tapes make incredibly good material for squirrel nets. Don't know why, but mix tapes are 37% more likely to catch squirrels and are easier to rewind into the cassette for easy transportation.