Poll: Men, do you ever wish you could carry a purse?

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Ravek

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A purse is a device women use to carry lots of bullshit items with them at all times. There's nothing I need to have with me at all times, other than a wallet, keys and a telephone. Those fit in pockets. Therefore I do not need a purse.
 

Pikey Mikey

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Not really, I just use the pockets on my jeans and jacket, and if that's not enough, there's always the backpack =)
 

Lieju

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I'm female, but I always wear clothing with deep pockets, so no purse is necessary.
I don't usually need to carry that much stuff around, and if I have to, I'd wear a backbag.

I would just forget my purse in weird places anyway.
 

Erana

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Neonbob said:
Erana said:
Neonbob said:
Good god, no. I've seen the interior of my ex's purse. It was a cluttered mess of crap. Mostly useless crap, too.
I'm happy to stick with my cargo shorts/pants, thank you very much.
And if I really need to carry around more stuff than my waist can support, I have a bookbag on hand 90% of the time.
"Useless Crap"?!
I neeeed the duct tape, telescope, pad of paper, four pens (two of which don't work), MP3 Player with two sets of headphones, gum wrappers, Gameboy, roll of Sacajawea dollars, package of pastels, Frisk, small figurine of a Heatran, knife, kneaded eraser, makeup, address book, and cell phone.
Oh, and its a nice place to tote around tampons, too.

What's WRONG with you? Sheesh.
...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?

And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD

There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices! :p
*sigh*
You're a Boy! Er... Man, but still, its in your genetics to find legos fun in any quantity, in any situation. The melted barbie doll's used for the cheese; that's why its melted! The half sock is her home made skirt, and currently used as a potholder. As for the broken flash drive, mutilated paper clips and potato peeler... Well, where do you think the squirrel pelts came from? a cheddar-squirrel melt, with a minimalist lego centerpiece is a perfect picnic.
 

Neonbob

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Erana said:
Neonbob said:
...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?

And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD

There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices! :p
*sigh*
You're a Boy! Er... Man, but still, its in your genetics to find legos fun in any quantity, in any situation. The melted barbie doll's used for the cheese; that's why its melted! The half sock is her home made skirt, and currently used as a potholder. As for the broken flash drive, mutilated paper clips and potato peeler... Well, where do you think the squirrel pelts came from? a cheddar-squirrel melt, with a minimalist lego centerpiece is a perfect picnic.
AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!
The mix-tape! NOBODY could have a use for that! haahaaaa!
*dances*
But now I'm hungry...lemme borrow the clips real quick?
Mine poked out through my pockets when I ran...
[sup]DAMN good improv there my dear[/sup]
 

JUMBO PALACE

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Nope. I never need more stuff than what I can carry in my pockets. I'd rather not have to deal with a big ass bag that's heavy and is a theft target.
 

Daverson

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Nope. Not because it'd be socially unacceptable or anything, but it's something I'd have to carry around. Something easily put down and forgotten about, or stolen.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, but don't purses stem from the need to carry stuff, while wearing something like a dress, that doesn't have pockets? I have no intention of wearing something like that, so... everything I need I can fit in my pockets.

Otherwise, I'd just pull an Angelos Epithemiou and carry around a plastic supermarket bag to keep stuff in =p
 

Erana

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Neonbob said:
Erana said:
Neonbob said:
...fine. I'll give you those. But what about the five pounds of cheese, seven squirrel pelts, Mix tape of boy bands, potato peeler with goop in it, four 2x2 lego blocks, mutilated paper clips, broken flash drive, melted barbie doll, and half a sock? What possible use do you have for those things?

And you should carry those tampons around in your hair. Y'know. As accent pieces XD

There are a great many things wrong with me, but none of them are related to my choice in personal storage devices! :p
*sigh*
You're a Boy! Er... Man, but still, its in your genetics to find legos fun in any quantity, in any situation. The melted barbie doll's used for the cheese; that's why its melted! The half sock is her home made skirt, and currently used as a potholder. As for the broken flash drive, mutilated paper clips and potato peeler... Well, where do you think the squirrel pelts came from? a cheddar-squirrel melt, with a minimalist lego centerpiece is a perfect picnic.
AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!
The mix-tape! NOBODY could have a use for that! haahaaaa!
*dances*
But now I'm hungry...lemme borrow the clips real quick?
Mine poked out through my pockets when I ran...
[sup]DAMN good improv there my dear[/sup]
Before you speak too quickly, look more closely at the squirrel pelts.
Look at the strange indentations on the fur!

You see, mixed tapes make incredibly good material for squirrel nets. Don't know why, but mix tapes are 37% more likely to catch squirrels and are easier to rewind into the cassette for easy transportation.
 

Neonbob

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Erana said:
Neonbob said:
AHA! I did get you on one thing! And that one thing is enough for my mind to proclaim victory!
The mix-tape! NOBODY could have a use for that! haahaaaa!
*dances*
But now I'm hungry...lemme borrow the clips real quick?
Mine poked out through my pockets when I ran...
[sup]DAMN good improv there my dear[/sup]
Before you speak too quickly, look more closely at the squirrel pelts.
Look at the strange indentations on the fur!

You see, mixed tapes make incredibly good material for squirrel nets. Don't know why, but mix tapes are 37% more likely to catch squirrels and are easier to rewind into the cassette for easy transportation.
...DAMN. I almost had you, too.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR WOMANLY WILES!
...and your spaghetti-aligned brain XD
I was hoping those were just burn marks.
 

Sleepingzombie

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I use my coat/jacke pockets wich store my wallet, ds, ticket, keys, dog bags (for their shit), and phone. If I need to bring my laptop I have a bag for that.

In my experianse some people have alot of things in their purses they do not need and that makes it hard for them to find anything at all when they need it.
 

Marowit

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I do carry a large bag around. It's a Timbuk2 messenger bag that I can carry all kinds of crap in; laptop, books, lunch, keys, you name it, and it doesn't have to be called a purse.
 

Asuka Soryu

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In the perfect world, it'll be socialy acceptable to be yourself. To bad we don't live in that world, so you'll have to get use to gender roles and stereotypes the present culture has settled on. But then again, there was a time when women wearing pants would be on the same grouns as a guy in a skirt.
 

Xabekrn

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Yes I Do! That would be sooo legit. I actually told my girlfriend this and I started to carry my backpack everywhere its like a purse and you can carry all of your stuff, plus people will just assume your going to a college class so strap on your backpack and hold all your lil' accessories.