Poll: Men Eating Boneless Chicken Wings = UNACCEPTABLE

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bjj hero

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If its boneless then its not a wing. If you will order that trash at least be honest enough to say you are ordering chicken goujons because wings intimidate you.

I used to live in Texas where I've seen people shot for less than that.
 

StBishop

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Real men don't eat chicken wings. Real men eat spare ribs.
Chicken wings are not in the slightest associated with manliness in Australia btw. This seems to be a regional thing.

Good times from the OP though.
 

Rems

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Buffalo Wings are those little chicken wings right? (I honestly have no idea im from Australia)

Boneless wings cant be wings, that's fact.
Another fact; chicken wings are not the most manly food in the first place.
Third fact; i must be right, i'm from Australia, the most dangerous inhabited country, our wildlife will kill you.
Fourth fact; A real man only eats what he wrestled a croc for after evading countless drop bears while slamming back a Fosters.
 

kjh242

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Real men receive boneless wings and just eat the patronage of the damn eatery with sauce made from naga habaneros (as that one other pepper is only safe for Chuck Norris to eat) rather than eat that filth.
 

ZeroMachine

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Real men don't let silly little things like other people sway them into doing what they don't want to do. They also don't try and superimpose their own beliefs onto other men.

Oh my, what does that mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

... It means that I don't like bones in my chicken. DON'T JUDGE ME. :(
 

Pandaman1911

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It's for real men who actually have important things to do and don't have the TIME to f*ck around with pussy little bones in their goddamn FOOD. I spend ten minutes at each meal, tops. This at least quadruples if I'm eating lobster, ribs, chicken wings, et cetera. So if I want my food shelled or de-boned BEFORE I eat it, you know what? Screw you, I'm a man with little time and littler patience!

I am of course kidding I don't care what who eats I thought I'd get angry just like you. I'm sorry. :C
 

steeple

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pyramid head grape said:
I laugh my head of at the OP, but wouldn't a real man eat the chicken itself.
since these are infact buffalo wings, its safe to assume that he is talking about the wings of the buffalo, genetically engineered to give men the ability to have their main course with the tasty snack that is wings at the same time...

the late advances in manly-science are trully a feet for the men-gods...
 

FarleShadow

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Who cares?
Real men eat burgers they killed and butchered themselves, while drinking pure unleaded gasoline and barbequing the meat.

And if they catch fire? They just take it. because they're real men.
 

TriGGeR_HaPPy

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
Chicken wings? What kind of manly man eats those? I run down to Africa and eat Ostriches raw and whole, then I take the time to wrestle a hippopotamus. Quit eating chicken wings, ya pussy.

[sub]This thread is awesome.[/sub]
This is the only real answer to this thread.
When I'm hungry, I take the plane to Africa to do the above. I don't eat tiny, tiny birds...

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OK just gonna ask... Buffalo's are the kinda cow looking animal right? the one that is you know... flightless... HOW THE F*** DO THEY HAVE WINGS.

And as for bones what's more manly avoiding the bones or just eating the damn thing whole.

Oh and meat on the bone is freaking disgusting want to eat something manly just eat damn chilli's.
 

SoopaSte123

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I know you're being satirical, but your post still upsets me because I know there are many people in the world like that.

Most boneless wings I've ever had really suck. A lot are just chicken nuggets with hot sauce *shudder*. So most of the time, I'd agree that boned wings are the way to go. I have had ones done right, though... Wings Over has amazing boneless wings. Their boned wings are really good, too, but they taste very different from boneless, and it usually depends on the mood I'm in.

Of course boneless wings aren't actually wings, but it's chicken and hot sauce and can still be quite yummy.
 

tehfeen83

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Who gives a crap how someone likes their chicken? Certainly not a 'real man', he knows all food exists simply so he doesn't have to drink on an empty stomach. Putting anymore thought into food than that is truly unmanly!
 

Bat Vader

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I prefer boneless chicken and buffalo wings. They are easier to eat and don't leave as much of a mess behind.