Poll: Men Eating Boneless Chicken Wings = UNACCEPTABLE
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Buffalo Wings are those little chicken wings right? (I honestly have no idea im from Australia)
Boneless wings cant be wings, that's fact.
Another fact; chicken wings are not the most manly food in the first place.
Third fact; i must be right, i'm from Australia, the most dangerous inhabited country, our wildlife will kill you.
Fourth fact; A real man only eats what he wrestled a croc for after evading countless drop bears while slamming back a Fosters.
Boneless wings cant be wings, that's fact.
Another fact; chicken wings are not the most manly food in the first place.
Third fact; i must be right, i'm from Australia, the most dangerous inhabited country, our wildlife will kill you.
Fourth fact; A real man only eats what he wrestled a croc for after evading countless drop bears while slamming back a Fosters.
Real men don't let silly little things like other people sway them into doing what they don't want to do. They also don't try and superimpose their own beliefs onto other men.
Oh my, what does that mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
... It means that I don't like bones in my chicken. DON'T JUDGE ME.
Oh my, what does that mean? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
... It means that I don't like bones in my chicken. DON'T JUDGE ME.
It's for real men who actually have important things to do and don't have the TIME to f*ck around with pussy little bones in their goddamn FOOD. I spend ten minutes at each meal, tops. This at least quadruples if I'm eating lobster, ribs, chicken wings, et cetera. So if I want my food shelled or de-boned BEFORE I eat it, you know what? Screw you, I'm a man with little time and littler patience!
I am of course kidding I don't care what who eats I thought I'd get angry just like you. I'm sorry. :C
since these are infact buffalo wings, its safe to assume that he is talking about the wings of the buffalo, genetically engineered to give men the ability to have their main course with the tasty snack that is wings at the same time...pyramid head grape said:
the late advances in manly-science are trully a feet for the men-gods...
Who cares?
Real men eat burgers they killed and butchered themselves, while drinking pure unleaded gasoline and barbequing the meat.
And if they catch fire? They just take it. because they're real men.
Real men eat burgers they killed and butchered themselves, while drinking pure unleaded gasoline and barbequing the meat.
And if they catch fire? They just take it. because they're real men.
This is the only real answer to this thread.Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
When I'm hungry, I take the plane to Africa to do the above. I don't eat tiny, tiny birds...
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OK just gonna ask... Buffalo's are the kinda cow looking animal right? the one that is you know... flightless... HOW THE F*** DO THEY HAVE WINGS.
And as for bones what's more manly avoiding the bones or just eating the damn thing whole.
Oh and meat on the bone is freaking disgusting want to eat something manly just eat damn chilli's.
And as for bones what's more manly avoiding the bones or just eating the damn thing whole.
Oh and meat on the bone is freaking disgusting want to eat something manly just eat damn chilli's.
I know you're being satirical, but your post still upsets me because I know there are many people in the world like that.
Most boneless wings I've ever had really suck. A lot are just chicken nuggets with hot sauce *shudder*. So most of the time, I'd agree that boned wings are the way to go. I have had ones done right, though... Wings Over has amazing boneless wings. Their boned wings are really good, too, but they taste very different from boneless, and it usually depends on the mood I'm in.
Of course boneless wings aren't actually wings, but it's chicken and hot sauce and can still be quite yummy.
Most boneless wings I've ever had really suck. A lot are just chicken nuggets with hot sauce *shudder*. So most of the time, I'd agree that boned wings are the way to go. I have had ones done right, though... Wings Over has amazing boneless wings. Their boned wings are really good, too, but they taste very different from boneless, and it usually depends on the mood I'm in.
Of course boneless wings aren't actually wings, but it's chicken and hot sauce and can still be quite yummy.
