As a proud Marylander, I'd have to go with a personal favorite from local folklore. From deep within the depths of the forests of Prince George's County, I give you the one, the only, GOATMAN!
Half man. Half goat. All badass!
And he'd like to axe you something... Personally!

Half man. Half goat. All badass!
And he'd like to axe you something... Personally!