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ayahtzeefan

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Xero Scythe said:
if you became a monster, which would you be? (Succubus is female only. sorry guys. blame the 1100's, not me) Vamps have the edge in strength, werewolves are speed. post which one you chose and why

...Twilight free. for the love of all things holy, let this be the only mention of that horrible series. thank you.

EDIT: by demon i mean essence of darkness. can change shapes into one of the others but does not have the abilities.

EDIT2: Yes, witch does cover wizard. im just too damn lazy to change it.

EDIT3: Please do not try and go around my rules. i just got back my faith in humanity, do not make me loose it this quickly. it was bad enough when they elected Bush for another term.
i'd be whatever alex mercer is. a runner i beleive was the game term
 

JoeKickAzz

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id be..................a f**king RANCOR

http://www.theforce.net/swtc/Pix/chron/rancor.jpg

sorry don't know how to post pictures
 

Nadlice

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ajb924 said:
I would be....
The flying spaghetti monster!
Seconded. Although, you can hardly call such a beautiful deity a monster. Second choice goes to vampire, because nothing beats blood. Nothing.
 

Xero Scythe

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HentMas said:
Xero Scythe said:
your wellcome!!!

also, yeah... i understand were you are going with vampires, but werent they already "death" and because of that they never age or change in appearance??? (i am thinking more "Interview with the vampire" and "Dracula")
i guess you should post "where" did you get the ideas, or which kind of "vampires" "werewolves" you are refering to (as in from wich universe/game/book)
uhh... i guess Rosario Vampire.
my cousin got me hooked.
 

Disaster Button

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An Incubus. I mean come on people, the whole purpose of an Incubus is to have sex with people, plus we get super powers.
 

War Penguin

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Demon but only if I'm trapped inside the body of a penguin, have a James Earl Jones-esque voice, and call myself Ted. Don't ask. Please!
 

HentMas

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Xero Scythe said:
uhh... i guess Rosario Vampire.
my cousin got me hooked.

ooooooooooohhhhhh....

now i understand where you are goint, i was thinking of more "traditional" vampires (as in books and movies)

in that case i want to be a vampire
 

johnzaku

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Marble Dragon said:
johnzaku said:
I said witch, because I guess that covers wizard too? I just like the idea of being able to learn spells that do just about anything the other choices would do. And still be able to look and act like a human.
But wizards are humans! They're just really, really smart humans that can use magic.

edit: Oh i see, yeah, no coolio tentacles or claws or wings... I get what you mean

Isn't that what I said? o_O That's exactly what I meant, you get to be a human, but you can use magic that will let you have the strengths of any of the other creatures.

wanna be vampire strong? use a spell

wanna be werewolf fast? use a spell

wanna be incubus/succubus sexy and alluring? use a spell

wanna be demoniacally shapeshifty? use a spell


Though let's be fair, the spells would only grant half of the power or effect of whatever you're trying to be. then in adition you can do nifty things like insta-fix or create light.
 

Xero Scythe

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johnzaku said:
Marble Dragon said:
johnzaku said:
I said witch, because I guess that covers wizard too? I just like the idea of being able to learn spells that do just about anything the other choices would do. And still be able to look and act like a human.
But wizards are humans! They're just really, really smart humans that can use magic.

edit: Oh i see, yeah, no coolio tentacles or claws or wings... I get what you mean

Isn't that what I said? o_O That's exactly what I meant, you get to be a human, but you can use magic that will let you have the strengths of any of the other creatures.

wanna be vampire strong? use a spell

wanna be werewolf fast? use a spell

wanna be incubus/succubus sexy and alluring? use a spell

wanna be demoniacally shapeshifty? use a spell


Though let's be fair, the spells would only grant half of the power or effect of whatever you're trying to be. then in adition you can do nifty things like insta-fix or create light.
yeah, plus, unlike an innate ability, your magic will soon wear off.
 

HentMas

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johnzaku said:
Marble Dragon said:
johnzaku said:
I said witch, because I guess that covers wizard too? I just like the idea of being able to learn spells that do just about anything the other choices would do. And still be able to look and act like a human.
But wizards are humans! They're just really, really smart humans that can use magic.
Isn't that what I said? o_O That's exactly what I meant, you get to be a human, but you can use magic that will let you have the strengths of any of the other creatures.

wanna be vampire strong? use a spell

wanna be werewolf fast? use a spell

wanna be incubus/succubus sexy and alluring? use a spell

wanna be demoniacally shapeshifty? use a spell


Though let's be fair, the spells would only grant half of the power or effect of whatever you're trying to be. then in adition you can do nifty things like insta-fix or create light.
why did your last two spells sound aufully a lot like "reparo" and "lumos" hahahaha (sorry, if you know what i´m talking about, yeah i´m also a fan)
 

Marble Dragon

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johnzaku said:
Marble Dragon said:
johnzaku said:
I said witch, because I guess that covers wizard too? I just like the idea of being able to learn spells that do just about anything the other choices would do. And still be able to look and act like a human.
But wizards are humans! They're just really, really smart humans that can use magic.

edit: Oh i see, yeah, no coolio tentacles or claws or wings... I get what you mean

Isn't that what I said? o_O That's exactly what I meant, you get to be a human, but you can use magic that will let you have the strengths of any of the other creatures.

wanna be vampire strong? use a spell

wanna be werewolf fast? use a spell

wanna be incubus/succubus sexy and alluring? use a spell

wanna be demoniacally shapeshifty? use a spell


Though let's be fair, the spells would only grant half of the power or effect of whatever you're trying to be. then in adition you can do nifty things like insta-fix or create light.
Oooh, sorry. I thought you meant "act and appear to be a human" like a sort of disguise thing.
 

johnzaku

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HentMas said:
johnzaku said:
Marble Dragon said:
johnzaku said:
I said witch, because I guess that covers wizard too? I just like the idea of being able to learn spells that do just about anything the other choices would do. And still be able to look and act like a human.
But wizards are humans! They're just really, really smart humans that can use magic.
Isn't that what I said? o_O That's exactly what I meant, you get to be a human, but you can use magic that will let you have the strengths of any of the other creatures.

wanna be vampire strong? use a spell

wanna be werewolf fast? use a spell

wanna be incubus/succubus sexy and alluring? use a spell

wanna be demoniacally shapeshifty? use a spell


Though let's be fair, the spells would only grant half of the power or effect of whatever you're trying to be. then in adition you can do nifty things like insta-fix or create light. edit: and yes, they'd wear off eventually =]

why did your last two spells sound aufully a lot like "reparo" and "lumos" hahahaha (sorry, if you know what i´m talking about, yeah i´m also a fan)
I am a fan, yes ^_^
 

Darkrain11

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http://thebananatimes.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/alucard_hellsing_155.jpg

Vampire, and I believe this pic explains why(srry if pic doesn't work)
 

Puzzles

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inflamessoilwork said:

From the movie Monster. Sorry I thought people knew that reference, she plays a murdering prostitute and made herself quite ugly for the role.
 

Drakmorg

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I'd go with demon. Possessing people would be good fun, plus changing to look like other monsters to scare people would also be good fun.

And If I ever get bored with the world I could possess world leaders and institute global nuclear annihilation.