Think of the children people, they are really annoying. I already do people! I dont need you banging on my door to tell me to...its annoying!
Poll: Most Annoying Preachers?
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This list is a little one sidedtkioz said:
To be fair you would need to add
Meat eaters: because they preach just as much and as bad as any vegi, just look at all the anti-peta threads on this forum, or all the "WE LOVE BACON" shit lying around on the internet. (edit: also note the guys post right under mine, chefs are the worst preachers for meat, but also proving my point)
Drinkers: ever tried going out to a pub and not drink, you get preached on all night
Smokers: god am I sick of them complaining, wow your cigarettes went up $2 end of the world that is. Ok they don't really preach, more complain how the world is against them.
Hunters: Man ever talked to one of those... all they do is ***** about animal activists. All about how you should come hunting with them, it would be great, it is such a rush and a normal thing to do....
... Godammit! Trying to click multiple options but can't
Gahhhh I dislike them all! So from least hateful to most hateful
7) Non-smokers - OKay they actually have a legitimate gripe (lung cancer) can't complain. But as a non-smoker I don't care if people light up around me and Irish pubs have never been the same since to new smoking laws
6) Non-drinkers - As the old Aussie phrase goes 'You Wowsers give me the willies'. If you don't drink, you don't drink. Don't thumb ya nose at everyone else. Non drinking fanatics will spout crap about violence and bad behaviour but that is a minority of drinkers who can't hold their shit. Just remember kids the only good thing that came out of prohabition was Elliot Ness and the Untouchables.
5) Think of the Children - Yeah yeah I know, you're all saying 'hey Dwarfie this should be top 3 or something'. Thing is, is that I like kids. For the most part when they're not screaming overloaded on sugar and information, I find some kids are more fun to talk to than some of their parents. At the same time however you can't coddle them the way these fanatics want to. The world is not a nice place. Bad things happen. Bad things often happen to children. But that doesn't mean the child will grow up a mass murderer. Most of the teens/adults that I've met who are complete wankers are those who have been 'protected' from everything about them.
4) Atheists - If there's something I want to do in my lifetime it's punch Richard Dawkins in the face. STICK TO SCIENCE ************!!! Seriously what did God do to piss these people off! It's not like God is responsible for the problems in organised religion, dogma is a human invention. I've also noticed that these fanatics are just as bad as the religious one. Their 'fir and brimstone' sermons are just as borish and the only difference is that instead of going to hell we'll all die of cancer instead! 'Not driving a Prius! HAh yea shall die of Cancer! OOOOhh not eating enough veggies...YEA SHALL DE OF CANCER!!!'
3) Religous - As a christian and a religious person I find these mother fuckers a blight upon society and I'm pretty sure there's more than one passage in the bible concerning evangalisim and how NOT to do it. My family and I coin the old Terry Pratchet phrase 'God Botherers' to describe these self indulgent hypocrites.
2) Animal Welfare - Animal welfare is an important thing. Being intentionally cruel to animals is wrong. Being so fanatically driven to the welfare of animals to the point of terrorism is just as wrong. Seriously animal groups like PETA will condone planting used HIV infected needles in someones mailbox but ooooo don't hurt the cute puppy. Priorities people! Half the problems in the world are happening because people are more sensitive to the hardships of entities that aren't even their species! Also I've noticed that most of these animal rights people only seem to help the animals that are cute and cuddly. What about the ugly animals, they're usually more important! What'll you think will happen to the world is worms and bees and beatles went extinct? Leave animal welfare to the experts like the RSPCA I say!
1) Vegans - The true enemy. That which personifies everything vile within the nature of humanity. Vegans...blaaahhh I can't even type the word without feeling the need to wash my hands!!!! I love food. Food is my passion. I'm a chef if you haven't guessed. It's my life goal to kill every creature with an IQ lower than 50 and devour it. This also includes plants. You see because plants don't have googly eyes and make cute bleating noices vegans tend to forget that plants are 'living' beings. They eat, they breath, they grow, they reproduce they eventually wither and die. They are alive people! And whether it be slaughtering an animal and cooking the meat or ripping up plants, something is dieing so that you can live a grow stronger.
PLease forgive the very long reply but hey! I needed an excuse to rant!
Gahhhh I dislike them all! So from least hateful to most hateful
7) Non-smokers - OKay they actually have a legitimate gripe (lung cancer) can't complain. But as a non-smoker I don't care if people light up around me and Irish pubs have never been the same since to new smoking laws
6) Non-drinkers - As the old Aussie phrase goes 'You Wowsers give me the willies'. If you don't drink, you don't drink. Don't thumb ya nose at everyone else. Non drinking fanatics will spout crap about violence and bad behaviour but that is a minority of drinkers who can't hold their shit. Just remember kids the only good thing that came out of prohabition was Elliot Ness and the Untouchables.
5) Think of the Children - Yeah yeah I know, you're all saying 'hey Dwarfie this should be top 3 or something'. Thing is, is that I like kids. For the most part when they're not screaming overloaded on sugar and information, I find some kids are more fun to talk to than some of their parents. At the same time however you can't coddle them the way these fanatics want to. The world is not a nice place. Bad things happen. Bad things often happen to children. But that doesn't mean the child will grow up a mass murderer. Most of the teens/adults that I've met who are complete wankers are those who have been 'protected' from everything about them.
4) Atheists - If there's something I want to do in my lifetime it's punch Richard Dawkins in the face. STICK TO SCIENCE ************!!! Seriously what did God do to piss these people off! It's not like God is responsible for the problems in organised religion, dogma is a human invention. I've also noticed that these fanatics are just as bad as the religious one. Their 'fir and brimstone' sermons are just as borish and the only difference is that instead of going to hell we'll all die of cancer instead! 'Not driving a Prius! HAh yea shall die of Cancer! OOOOhh not eating enough veggies...YEA SHALL DE OF CANCER!!!'
3) Religous - As a christian and a religious person I find these mother fuckers a blight upon society and I'm pretty sure there's more than one passage in the bible concerning evangalisim and how NOT to do it. My family and I coin the old Terry Pratchet phrase 'God Botherers' to describe these self indulgent hypocrites.
2) Animal Welfare - Animal welfare is an important thing. Being intentionally cruel to animals is wrong. Being so fanatically driven to the welfare of animals to the point of terrorism is just as wrong. Seriously animal groups like PETA will condone planting used HIV infected needles in someones mailbox but ooooo don't hurt the cute puppy. Priorities people! Half the problems in the world are happening because people are more sensitive to the hardships of entities that aren't even their species! Also I've noticed that most of these animal rights people only seem to help the animals that are cute and cuddly. What about the ugly animals, they're usually more important! What'll you think will happen to the world is worms and bees and beatles went extinct? Leave animal welfare to the experts like the RSPCA I say!
1) Vegans - The true enemy. That which personifies everything vile within the nature of humanity. Vegans...blaaahhh I can't even type the word without feeling the need to wash my hands!!!! I love food. Food is my passion. I'm a chef if you haven't guessed. It's my life goal to kill every creature with an IQ lower than 50 and devour it. This also includes plants. You see because plants don't have googly eyes and make cute bleating noices vegans tend to forget that plants are 'living' beings. They eat, they breath, they grow, they reproduce they eventually wither and die. They are alive people! And whether it be slaughtering an animal and cooking the meat or ripping up plants, something is dieing so that you can live a grow stronger.
PLease forgive the very long reply but hey! I needed an excuse to rant!
Self-defence, seriously, if you ***** at people over their eating habits expect those people to get their back up and have a go right back. Preachers are the ones that see a guy eating a hamburger and just can't let it go and have to put their 2 cents in, I've never heard about someone doing the same to a dude eating a salad. Hell I like some vegifood at the local cafes around here.Acaroid said:
Speaking as a shooter I can't honestly say we talk about animal activists or try to promote our hobby until some rabbit hugger shows up and starts screaming at us.Acaroid said:
I say athiests because of 2 reasons.
1. Because if i have some faith in my god; let me have it damnit! i believe in a cause in things. I don't believe that we came from retarted incest mutant fish-monkey babies.
2 and this kid at my school i hope you die he would come to school with a new reason why Christianity is bad and stupid. He would ALWAYS tell EVERYONE about it, and never leave me alone about it unless i beat him and scream in his face . i sreiously hate it when people get up in my face trying to tell me what i believe in in wrong. STFU fag!
1. Because if i have some faith in my god; let me have it damnit! i believe in a cause in things. I don't believe that we came from retarted incest mutant fish-monkey babies.
2 and this kid at my school
probably atheists because more then once I've had them act like they were better than me. Seriously, get your head out of your ass, just because you don't believe in god doesn't make you any smarter or me any dumber.
I don't really think they deserve to be in the "Religious People" category because they aren't really a religion but a cult to seeing how much of a dick they can be and get away with it.brunothepig said:
I wouldn't know. I sleep through most of them.
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Seriously though, probably any preacher that isn't tolerant of other people or those that are pretty radical in their teachings.
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Seriously though, probably any preacher that isn't tolerant of other people or those that are pretty radical in their teachings.
Religious people are the worst because even if they are not discussing religion, they will still preach to anyone about anything. Everything is a onesided conversation. Doesn't matter if it's about shoes, education, politics, or sports. To cite an example, see this review I stumbled upon on amazon. This man has clearly gone insane with grief, but decides to turn a simple product review into a sermon about his daughter's death. Granted, it's about a Christian-themed novel, but still. It's sad.AkJay said:
http://www.amazon.com/review/RMQ13U1G0DT57/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm
As an athiest,
First, Religious preachers piss me off the most, yeah I get it im going to your hell its not like I havent heard it before. (athough my mormon friend says I go to the middle heaven for being a good person, thats kinda cool
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Second, is athiest preachers. They totaly just make us all look like dicks.
Third, animal activists. Let me eat my chicken in peace.
First, Religious preachers piss me off the most, yeah I get it im going to your hell its not like I havent heard it before. (athough my mormon friend says I go to the middle heaven for being a good person, thats kinda cool
)Second, is athiest preachers. They totaly just make us all look like dicks.
Third, animal activists. Let me eat my chicken in peace.
I've been on the NYC subways for 4 years now, and religious "converters" are the most annoying saps to hit the planet. They're mostly minorities who think that their so called life-changing experience should be given to everybody, but nobody wants to listen to the bull.
Outside of the city, I hear that Jehovah's Witnesses can get really annoying. I'm only spared because I live in Boro Park, and the religious nuts are scared shitless of Boro Park. Look it up on Wikipedia if you want to know why, but all I should say now is that it's absolutely impossible to look anywhere without seeing a Hasidic Jew.
Outside of the city, I hear that Jehovah's Witnesses can get really annoying. I'm only spared because I live in Boro Park, and the religious nuts are scared shitless of Boro Park. Look it up on Wikipedia if you want to know why, but all I should say now is that it's absolutely impossible to look anywhere without seeing a Hasidic Jew.
The Westboro Baptist Church. However, I also find them to be really entertaining to act really stupid on camera.