Poll: Most Annoying Preachers?

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Mammon

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Religious people. Some have a tendency to be way too forthcoming. There was one time one religious group rang my doorbell at 07:00 just to "spread their message".. on a f**ing saturday! I seriously considered cracking their skulls open when I asked them to leave and they replied "Are you sure you don't want to hear our saviors message?". Personally, I am agnostic.
 

Sexy Street

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Fast food places as well. They're all like "May I take your order?" NO! Im sleeping in my car here, *****, now give me a burrito... I'm pretty sure that didn't make any sense.
 

Legion IV

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Atheists! my god there brutal. Everyday if i even mention my beilefs they will over here me and just try to verbaly dismantle them it always ends with no one giving up and getting annoyned.
 

TheTaco007

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Pimppeter2 said:
Atheists are right up there as well.
The hell did we ever do to you?

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Dwarfman said:
4) Atheists - If there's something I want to do in my lifetime it's punch Richard Dawkins in the face. STICK TO SCIENCE ************!!! Seriously what did God do to piss these people off! It's not like God is responsible for the problems in organised religion, dogma is a human invention. I've also noticed that these fanatics are just as bad as the religious one. Their 'fir and brimstone' sermons are just as borish and the only difference is that instead of going to hell we'll all die of cancer instead! 'Not driving a Prius! HAh yea shall die of Cancer! OOOOhh not eating enough veggies...YEA SHALL DE OF CANCER!!!'
Way to completely miss the point.
 

Pimppeter2

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TheTaco007 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Atheists are right up there as well.
The hell did we ever do to you?
Considering I'm one of "you", I still find it annoying as hell

At least when Religious people preach, they have good intentions. When Atheists preach, its mostly out of that smug sense of superiority that you can't even deny we love. It irks me.
 

Rensenhito

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Just for fun, I'm gonna point out that there's not really any such thing as an "Atheist Preacher" and anyone who claims to be one (or just acts like one) is most likely an angst-ridden teenager who "converted" to atheism because it's seen as "edgy." If they're too old for that, though, then they just never outgrew it.
Atheism doesn't come with a dogma. It is the LACK of a dogma. There's really nothing to preach.

That said, I don't really like some religious preachers... especially Evangelists. I condone religion because it gives other people something to live for, but really, those guys are just robbing people BLIND. Way to forget the entire basis of your religion, Evangelists. If J-dawg were alive today, his advice to them would most likely be this:


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TheTaco007

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Pimppeter2 said:
TheTaco007 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Atheists are right up there as well.
The hell did we ever do to you?
Considering I'm one of "you", I still find it annoying as hell

At least when Religious people preach, they have good intentions. When Atheists preach, its mostly out of that smug sense of superiority that you can't even deny we love. It irks me.
I suppose you're right. I try not to preach it unless specifically asked about it though.
 

Ham_authority95

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All of them, since I hate it when people try to change my views on things.

I respect your beliefs, but not when you try to change mine.
 

Pimppeter2

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TheTaco007 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
TheTaco007 said:
Pimppeter2 said:
Atheists are right up there as well.
The hell did we ever do to you?
Considering I'm one of "you", I still find it annoying as hell

At least when Religious people preach, they have good intentions. When Atheists preach, its mostly out of that smug sense of superiority that you can't even deny we love. It irks me.
I suppose you're right. I try not to preach it unless specifically asked about it though.
Eh, I just call myself a "doesn'tgiveashit"ist and call it a day. That way people don't annoy me.
 

Ridonculous_Ninja

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I have to say animal rights activists, I fucken hate people that care for a fucking mutt more than a human.

Atheists are right up there as well.
Honestly, that mutt is better for the planet, but it isn't sentient so I'd still help the human first. Even if they did drive off in a hummer after. Okay maybe not if they drove off in a hummer after...

OT: I immensely dislike religion. If a god exists, you've been doing what it wants, otherwise, you've been doing what you wanted. So in the end, NEITHER OPTION CHANGES ANYTHING!

So, ya, religious preachers.
 

RMcD94

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Atheists can be religious.

As it is I'm annoyed by them equally.

Apart from Atheists, Anti-drinkers, and anti-smokers. Which should just be combined to be anti-non-health-benefit-drug

Edit: I mean the anti-drinkers and anti-smokers.

Edit 2: That's because these people don't preach to me.

Edit 3: People who call themselves Agnostic as if that was a third option between Atheist and Theist piss me off to no end.
 

RMcD94

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Cody211282 said:
Atheists by far, mostly because they wont leave me alone about it, and I'm agnostic.
You are either Atheist or Theist...

Agnostic has nothing to do with being either.

Pretty much the entire planet is Agnostic.

Agnostic Theists and Agnostic Atheists...

Edit: They won't leave you alone because you've got the definitions wrong. It's called teaching.

Edit 42: If you want to find out if you are an atheist, ask yourself if you believe in (a) God(s). If the answer is no then you are an atheist. If the answer is I don't know, then that's a no. You don't not know whether you believe in pink undetectable unicorns which control the universe. You either believe in something or you don't. You can also be an explicit atheist by believing that it doesn't exist. But otherwise just not having a belief is implicit.
 

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Ridonculous_Ninja said:
Pimppeter2 said:
I have to say animal rights activists, I fucken hate people that care for a fucking mutt more than a human.

Atheists are right up there as well.
Honestly, that mutt is better for the planet, but it isn't sentient so I'd still help the human first.
Fucking Star Trek, a dog is sentient but not sapient, a human is both, sentient means to feel or perceive, sapient means to act with intelligence... so in short fucking star trek.

sorry off-topic I know, I just really really hate that.
 

joshthor

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athiests. definitely. religious people are normally up to a discussion even if you cant sway them, athiests though demand you are idiots for believing in God and its impossible to convince them otherwise.
 

Rensenhito

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Oh! I forgot some things:
I've only ever been told I'm going to hell once: by the "preacher" (really just a guy who screams the Bible at the top of his drug-addled lungs) who haunts the quad between my dorm and the International Dorm. I walked by him holding my girlfriend's hand. He told me I was going to "be eternally sodomized in the fires of Hell for this blatant display of rebellion against the Lord." That's a direct quote. I asked him to tell me what "sodomized" meant. He responded by saying "it means you'll be damned like Sodom." I then turned to my girlfriend and looked into her beautiful blue eyes for a moment before initiating a particularly long and passionate kiss.
Immediately afterward, I turned to him and said "so what do I get for that?"
"Fuck you!" said Stubbly MacBibletosser.
And lo, I did prance merrily away.

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Ildecia said:
I say athiests because of 2 reasons.
1. Because if i have some faith in my god; let me have it damnit! i believe in a cause in things. I don't believe that we came from retarted incest mutant fish-monkey babies.

2 and this kid at my school i hope you die he would come to school with a new reason why Christianity is bad and stupid. He would ALWAYS tell EVERYONE about it, and never leave me alone about it unless i beat him and scream in his face . i sreiously hate it when people get up in my face trying to tell me what i believe in in wrong. STFU fag!
Way to be secure in your religious beliefs, man. You really know how to engage in scholarly debate. [/sarcasm]
Really, though, that's a bit excessive.
 

RMcD94

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Also, ITT: Generalisations!.

I'll assume that it's being preceded by an invisible "My experience with every" Atheist is that they're all stupid.