Poll: Mugging

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Shock and Awe

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Depends, how big is he and what is he mugging me with. Like if it was someone my size with a knife I would go offensively if I had anything good he wanted. If he had a gun I would do what he wanted unless he seemed to not intend to let me go, than I would attempt to disarm him.
 

FalloutJack

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I have not been mugged yet. As in, nobody's tried to. Mostly, people ASK me for money, using whatever tale that happens to come to mind. I have no idea if they're true or not, but that's not important. The important part is that I've yet to see a gun, knife, club, etc. in my face.
 

xDarc

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I've lived in and around Detroit and I've never been mugged. I watched a lady a block away get mugged once. Just a purse snatcher who ran. I've been shot at by kids in a moving vehicle once. But people generally don't mug people around here. I say that because I don't personally know many people who have been mugged. This is also not a very big walking city. It's the motor city.

Criminals around here are more apt to sit out on their porch and watch you come and go, learn your schedule, then rob you when you're not home. I've known tons of folks who've had people break in when they're gone. That was always my biggest worry.
 

WolfThomas

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Beardly said:
SnootyEnglishman said:
I have yet to be mugged but i always have a trusty little pocket blade just in case.
I have knife that I never take anywhere with me. For some reason I'm more afraid of a cop pulling me over or stopping me, finding out I have a knife and arresting me than I am of getting mugged.
That is why I never carry a knife or anything similar. That said when walking through bad areas I do like to slip my car between the fingers of my right hand to make a makeshift punch dagger and in the left I have a handful of silver coins to throw as a distraction (to make an attacker try to shield themselves).
 

ostro-whiskey

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I was mugged by about six asians when I was 17. I was sitting on a bench enjoying my mountain dew and they surrounded me so I couldnt get up. I was told you can talk your way out of a mugging but I got kicked in the head.

In retrospect its a pretty effective system, you just have to be a coward with little to no honor.
 

ultrachicken

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I live a sheltered life, so no, I have never been mugged.
Also I rarely carry around any money with me.
 

Rylingo

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Two guys tried to mug me once. One of them swinging a baseball bat around rather aggressively. I just sprinted off. They tried to chase me but i was faster. Id do it again if the same thing happens.
 

Corkydog

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I do my damage with quick wit and a nasty scissor kick.

(Yeah, never been mugged.)
 

Easily_Forgettable

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I voted submissively, but when I was mugged there wasn't much that I could do.
I was with a couple friends, there was a bunch of other guys behind us and damn near instantly my firends were all on the ground wondering what was going on, so I couldn't exactly split. Nor could I fight these guys on my own so I ended up handing over some soon to be replaced phone. I think if my friends and I had some sort of prior warning things would have been different.
 

Maelgwyn

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I havent been mugged (to my knowledge anyway - there are questionable parts of drunk person memory) and I know I would be very submissive to it. Get the assailant gone so you will be safe(r)

Unless I am wearing the steel caps and have had a bit to drink. Then its on like donkey kong.
 

heyheysg

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How to avoid being mugged

1) Live in a country where citizens cannot easily access weapons
2) Cardio, Jogging, Sprinting, Jumping are essential skills
3) Don't walk into dark alleyways
4) Up your charm stats
5) Have pecs the size of barrels.
6) Don't visit Johor Baru
 

tsb247

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I had a man attempt to mug me, but he ultimately failed. This happened a long time ago, but I remember it fairly well. The whole situation seemed to play out in slow motion as it happened, and my memory seemed to go into high gear, as did my other senses.

I was walking out of a local mall late one Staurday night. This particular mall is in a strange place because it borders a rather nice neighborhood on one side of the state line and a rather gang-infested rat hole on the other side. At any rate, I was walking to my car...

A man came up from behind me (I've always assumed he came out of the nearby parking garage) and put one arm across my chest and another across my mouth. He then attempted to drag me back into the parking garage, but this is where he made his mistake. I kept (and still keep) a rather large lock-blade knife on me at all times. On that particular night, it was tucked inconspicuously in the paint brush pocket of my jeans. When I realized what was happening I reached down to my leg, grabbed my knife, flipped it open, and jabbed it into his side. I got a GOOD slash across his abdomen, and at this point he shoved me away as hard as he could and I nearly fell to the ground. My assailant screamed at me in Spanish and ran away quite quickly for a man that had just been stabbed.

When I had myself re-oriented, I found a nearby security guard and told him the story, and he took down notes of the events and contacted the police.
 

tsb247

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heyheysg said:
How to avoid being mugged

1) Live in a country where citizens cannot easily access weapons
That is not necessarily going to affect the rate at which muggings occur. The man who tried to mug me was unarmed and the weapon I was carrying saved my ass! I wish I had had a gun so I could have shot the dumb fuck and done the world a favor. Having looked back at the situation many times, I know for a fact I would not have been charged with anything had I done so (that is, if I would have been old enough to own a hand gun at the time).
 

tsb247

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era81 said:
I had a couple of kids threaton me with a knife when I had just come back to the states. I still remember the looks on their faces when I reached into my jacket and pulled out my M9A1 it was fucking classic. New York is the only place where on the four year anniversery of 9/11 you would see someone try and mug a soldier.
You are my new favorite person!
 

blindthrall

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I had just left an all-night store to get smokes. While lighting my smoke, a bum began talking to me. I talked back, as I was in an amiable mood. Then he told me he used to be golden gloves champion. Then he asked me if I wanted to see something, and this fucker actually put up his dukes, like a '30's style boxer. It took me a minute to catch on, all the while this bum was Popeyeing his fists around and trying to look threatening. Finally I said "Oh, you'll hit me if I don't give you money? I think I have five bucks" not remembering that I'd just bought smokes. So he got a dollar and some change. Seemed happy enough. Then I told campus security, who were a block away sitting on their queer little bikes,who did fuck all about it. I'm more pissed at them than the bum. He got my dollar once. Through tuition, they get at least five dollars every hour.

I'm not sure if this was a mugging or just aggressive begging.
 

Reaper195

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I was helping my brother out for his drama class, doing something with pirates and I had a wooden, crappy sword spray painted all shiny and metallic. Some guy (Mid twenties, average looking) came out of nowhere in the middle of town holding a knife, demanding my money. I pulled out the sword from the bag I was carrying it around and threatened to slice the guys chest open and feast on his heart. As bad ass as that sounds, I was shitting myself on the inside. Luckily, the guy thought it was real, backed up and eventually ran off. I then went to the closest toilet and threw up.
 

userwhoquitthesite

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SnootyEnglishman said:
I have yet to be mugged but i always have a trusty little pocket blade just in case.
I also carry knives for just such an instance. and I practice with them. I can draw, produce, ready, and strike with the blade within one second.

I have, however actually had an experience with this. I was leaving an anime convention with a fair amount of swag, and was accosted on the way back to my motel (i rarely stay at the con hotel, its cheaper to use the motel 6 a block away) by two men I assume to be homeless. They tried the "there is a gun in this pocket, I will shoot you" bullshit, and I, in response, whacked that guy in the face with the wooden sword I had just bought, rushed up and plowed into him with my shoulder, which knocked him down. I then promptly ran my fat ass the other direction. I apparently made it back to my room with no further incident, but I don't remember getting there. *shrugs*
 

SsilverR

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raised in east end man .. ALOT of people have attempted to mug me .. i'm proud to say that even after over a dozen attampts .. i've only been mugged twice .. once out of those 2 times i was hospitalised second i got whacked up by lyk 4 dudes

i've been raised on the whole "it's not the amount, it's the principle" philosophy .. i don't care if they're trying to take 1penny from me .. it's not gonna happen as long as i'm still able to fight back ... i dont pay 20 pounds a week for boxing and vale tudo lessons just so i can hand my money over to some yob with a potato peeler

most of the time all it takes is to show you're not scared .. i don't care what anyone sais DON'T give them a chance to hype themselves up enough to go for you .. the second you know their intentions smack the biggest bastard there and go nuts .. talk will only give them the time to build their courage up
 

KenzS

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I had a mug ATTEMPT on me a long time ago. I won't say the ethnicity of the man, but he had a weapon in his phat-farm jacket so i booked it into a crowd at a bus station. Why the man tried to mug me in a busy public area I'll never know.