Poll: Oh. Dear. God.

[RabidusUnus]

My superpower is to turn human again.

 

[Quinadin]

I wouldn't care as long as I get super intelligence. I could build a little robot suit for myself and take over the world. I'd make androids for spying missions. Protectrons in subways! I could do all the cool stuff I always wanted to do!

 

[joelmarkel]

Very Kafka.

I would just want to be a dog. No harm, no foul. Plus if there would ever be a zombie outbrake I'd be safe: The zombies never go for the dog........do they?

You haven't seen I Am Legend before... have you?

If not, then i think it's best that you watch this:

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]Moral: They always go after you. Even if you're a dog.[/HEADING]

I beg to differ that the "I am Legend" monsters were zombies... A)Zombies attack humans for brains and other zombies who are eating brains B) They didn't shamble like zombies C) No women twisted their ankles in the film while trying to get away from said monster so "No zombie" A bit off topic there.
I would like the power to transform into a giant robot kinda like FLCL without the pooping me out part.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

I like telekinetic manipulation, including yourself, so ytou can fly too!

 

[Pm0n3y]

Very Kafka.

I would just want to be a dog. No harm, no foul. Plus if there would ever be a zombie outbrake I'd be safe: The zombies never go for the dog........do they?

You haven't seen I Am Legend before... have you?

If not, then i think it's best that you watch this:

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]Moral: They always go after you. Even if you're a dog.[/HEADING]

I beg to differ that the "I am Legend" monsters were zombies... A)Zombies attack humans for brains and other zombies who are eating brains B) They didn't shamble like zombies C) No women twisted their ankles in the film while trying to get away from said monster so "No zombie" A bit off topic there.

I LOL'd at your reply but:

A)Zombies attack humans for brains and other zombies who are eating brains.

Then how can you explain all the dead people?

B) They didn't shamble like zombies.

I'm guessing you never seen 28 days later.

C) No women twisted their ankles in the film while trying to get away from said monster so "No zombie".

Well, Will Smith did stab himself in the scene i posted. doesn't that count as something?

 

[Agrael]

Power of mind control.

Well, problem solved

 

[ButanicXpandA]

I'd summon my panda and transform into a smaller red panda in clown attire screaming maniacal curses while I terrorize small villages.

 

[joelmarkel]

Very Kafka.

I would just want to be a dog. No harm, no foul. Plus if there would ever be a zombie outbrake I'd be safe: The zombies never go for the dog........do they?

You haven't seen I Am Legend before... have you?

If not, then i think it's best that you watch this:

Spoiler

[HEADING=1]Moral: They always go after you. Even if you're a dog.[/HEADING]

I beg to differ that the "I am Legend" monsters were zombies... A)Zombies attack humans for brains and other zombies who are eating brains B) They didn't shamble like zombies C) No women twisted their ankles in the film while trying to get away from said monster so "No zombie" A bit off topic there.

I LOL'd at your reply but:

A)Zombies attack humans for brains and other zombies who are eating brains.

Then how can you explain all the dead people?

B) They didn't shamble like zombies.

I'm guessing you never seen 28 days later.

C) No women twisted their ankles in the film while trying to get away from said monster so "No zombie".

Well, Will Smith did stab himself in the scene i posted. doesn't that count as something?

I guess I'll concede and go with the three different types of zombies... you got your original Night of the Living Dead zombies, your super soldier Doom/ Land of the Dead where they can apparently learn even though major portions of their brains are missing and your 28 Days Later/ I am Legend crank head zombies... It's funny how time changes all horror films Nosferatu/ Twilight... also off topic this reminded me of a night me and a house full of drunken friends and fanboys wrote the zombie survival guide, gonna have to locate that again

 

[FallenRainbows]

The power of matter manipulation. Meet your new god.

You sound like a great god.

OT:

Do we have to kill ourselves, no... OK then I wont. Oh, but we cant look human? What is the point in that? Meh can I be a re-usable nuke?

Tarnish the name of love and die!

See romantics can be badass too

 

[Irridium]

People already look at me like I'm not really a human, so it wouldn't bother me.

I would pick my power to be phychic abilities of some sort.

Nothing brightens up your day like de-pantsing someone and making them punch themselves

 

[Nivag the Owl]

I'd have teleportation and the first errand on my list would be teleporting the fuck to the best plastic surgery clinic. Wait... But I'd also need the money to pay for it. Well, I have teleportation, right? I'll just make a super awesome and almost-instant delivery business.... (awesome express?). So when's this happening? Kinda excited now.

 

[Zuljiin]

I'd probably... hm. Oh! I know.

The ability to teleport myself around, but also teleport other things. Like... pebbles. Into people's pancreases.

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

So if I can't shapeshift, am I allowed to possess other people and take their bodies?

Get a ax and get ready to hack off my arm saying "Fooking Prawns"

You just made my day.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

So if I can't shapeshift, am I allowed to possess other people and take their bodies?

Get a ax and get ready to hack off my arm saying "Fooking Prawns"

You just made my day.

YAY I did good!

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

The ability to control time and space.

And... Hey wait a minute! Do you actually need any other power?

 

[Lord Honk]

time shifting. fun, fun, fun times ;D
man, i play waaaay too many games with time manipulating systems, and it just doesn't get old to slow down people, zip around and watch as they wonder what happened

 

[aarontg]

OK if not shape shifting then creating an illusion of myself as a human, then I would have invulnerability and super strength (I'm OK with hulk leaping as transportation)