Poll: Part 2: How would you like to see the show Pokemon end?

[William Dickbringer]

...and it was all just a dream.

In case you didn't know, some people actually believe that Ash is in a coma after Pikachu electrocuted him in the first episode, and that everything since has been a crazy dream.

that would OWN!! okay, that ending has my vote. i just don't want him to wake up, because they might just start all over...>.<

oh god that logic just killed this ending option

O.T. how about a fight with an epic pokemon of some kind that can destroy the universe and it has to have all the legendaries to come together and fight along side ash and his friends pikachu finally evoles into a richu (I think I spelled that wrong) and ash gets with misty (well she has been in first 2 seasons and keeps coming back so I think that's a good hint to this)

 

[icaritos]

...and it was all just a dream.

In case you didn't know, some people actually believe that Ash is in a coma after Pikachu electrocuted him in the first episode, and that everything since has been a crazy dream.

Here it is [http://cartoonoveranalyzations.com/2009/04/09/pokemon-explained/]

Reading that made me kind of sad.

Now you hurt my masculinity!

Go to hell, its your fault im crying!

PS. Anyway i can rationalize these as manly tears?

 

[RatRace123]

Mewtwo comes down from where ever the hell he is supposed to be, and he declares war on everything, and he wins.

 

[Caligulove]

1. Did they ever talk about that kids father? I mean last time I saw that show was around the time it started and I ALWAYS wondered where the fuck that dude was... or if he's some kind of Immaculate Conception of the Poke..world(?)

2. Get the asshole laid. Seriously. Or imply it.

 

[CheckD3]

Having the "Pokemon Master" competition, the winners from all the leagues battle, and Ash wins in the competition, he's declared the Pokemon master, and then it travels to him battleing again as an adult, he loses, some other kid is declared, and Ash walks away smiling, montage of all his greatest battles, and over

 

[Chicago Ted]

The whole Pokemon Universe turns out to be nothing but the fantasies of Ash's autistic world...

Like this:

Spoiler: Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

This will kill your childhood memories of this show if you look at this.

Spoiler: Seriously

 

[heavy-metal-ink]

Pikachu spontaneously combust's, Ash gets depressed and becomes a raging alcoholic, and Misty goes into prostitution. End.
Havent seen Pokemon since i was about 10, though, so chances are at least 1 of those events has already happened...

 

[kiwisushi]

Ash evolves into (Fl)ash when encountering a strange rock, then he finds a suit with the emblem of pikachu's tail on it ... something happens then?

 

[splatterguy734]

Ash and Gary kill each other in a brutal and climatic fistfight on top of a moving train.

 

[De Ronneman]

Have an epic bossfight movie. Some old friends of earlier movies join in, Jesse and James quit TR and devote themselves to being gymleaders or something.
Ash defeats great evil, this gets televised and he's recognised as the best. His dad buts in and congratulates him. He finally gets a love interest, preferably Dawn, she has more personality than Misty or May.
Brock finally gets a chick too, give the guy a break, he's been wanting for like 10 seasons.
And Ash finally does something good for his carreer, since he turned down becoming a frontier brain S).
Gary joins him in whatever venture they're doing. Up to your imagination what they'll do.
End with a "10 years later" shot or something, revealing Ash now has a son who is just as annoying as he is and is late for his first pokemon too. Then end.

Hope they do it this way. It sounds pretty good, reading it back now.

 

[rayskyrift]

Pokemon: SVU. He was out on his own since the age of 10. It's small wonder how he hasn't been left in a ditch yet.

 

[Magnalian]

The new generation introduces some kind of Apocalypse Pokemon, and Team Whatever-thefuck-their-name-is-now thinks the best thing to do would be to set that sucker loose. What could possibly go wrong?

... A subtle ending of Ash being declared the top pokemon master at the age of 15 or however the hell old he is now...

Ash is still ten years old... yeah.

 

[mugetsu37]

Ash wakes the hell up and stops dreaming about that show he'd been watching the night before.

 

[That's Funny]

Ash finds out that the Pokemon aren't real, they are in fact midgets in cosplay, and Ash discovers they were living in Japan all this time. With the sudden realisation of the truth Ash, Misty and Brock decide their only option now is to hit their heads with Pokeballs so hard that they suffer severe Amnesia and forget all that has happened and continue on with their delusional lives.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

Ends with Jessie and James realizing instead of spending millions on robots, they buy a 300 dollar pistol and kill Ash. They kill Giovanni, get rich off Team Rocket, spend all their money on hookers and blow, and die with a Scarface-esque end.

Or Ash kill shimself for realizing he'll never become the greatest Pokemon trainer.

Or some smart trainer exploits all the show's logic flaws.

EXAMPLE!

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! You'll never beat my Electric Pokemon! Pikachu use Thunderbolt!"

(Has no effect)

"What?"

(Sees Pokemon are wearing Rubber suits)

"Fuck...."

Copied from another thread. It sounds so horribly wrong, but... It would be funny to see.

 

[The DSM]

Ash is about to become the pokemon master, then gets stood on by a Gurren Laggan.

Who says cross overs dont work?

 

[Musclepunch]

Ouch. That's almost sad. But I did say anything goes so kudos to you.

The funeral scene could be really detailed, and appallingly sad. A few people doing the eulogy thing, Jesse and James turning up and publicly throwing their Rocket uniforms in the trash, literally every character ever is involved or mentioned.

Brock, Oak, Gary and Misty carry the coffin out of the church, put it in a hearse and away it goes. Oak and Gary go off, Brock goes back to Pewter, saying "I've had enough adventuring."

Misty puts on Ash's original hat, gets on a shiny new bike, and rides off with Pikachu on the handlebars through Veridian Forest.

It ends where it begins.

I can just imagine the Japanese mass suicides now...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Pikachu takes a bullet to save ash's life
Ash kills himself because his life is no more without Pikachu
Everyone else kills themselves because they are so unhappy with the loss of Ash.

Not because it's good writing or anything but because it will screw up a lot of children

 

[KiruTheMant]

I know everyones said this,but Ash Coma was epic...
*Teardrop*

 

[cernik]

That show's been on for about 10 years now right? why is ash still only 14? I think they're trapped in an alternate universe, and at the end of the series team rocket will steal pikachu, breaking reality, thus causing said alternate universe to tear itself in half, killing everyone, that's how I think it should end...

OR team rocket finally steals pikachu, brings it to Giovanni, and he takes one look at it and says "What the shit? I've been trying to chase down a multi million dollar bio weapon with incredible psychic powers that I cloned from the one of the ORIGINAL pokemon, capable of destroying the world as we know it, and you've spent several years wasting funds chasing an electric rat that could just be caught in a forest? just get the fuck out."
But hey, those are just my ideas.