Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

[Shoggoth2588]

There are words on porn sites? I guess you learn something new every day.

I imagine it's going to be like that one Monty Python skit, The Ramsay MacDonald Striptease. I'm amazed I couldn't find it on youtube, it's the one in which (I think) Carol Cleveland is wearing sexy lingerie and begins a striptease. Her lips move in a very sultry manner but it quickly becomes obvious that she's lip-syncing to a recording of Ramsay MacDonald who...I honestly can't remember what the hell he's talking about. I thought history at first but it was completely unrelated to the removal of clothing going on.

After this type of video I would assume PETA does a screamer-style thing in which they have a cat shriek at 20-billion decibels with the 'I Hate Lul-Cats' picture up (you don't want to know what that's a picture of) and similar images.

Honestly though, if the website is mostly BDSM with chicks in cages wearing dog/cat ears and tails then I'd go for it. I would, that is, if they didn't decide to mix in a cup or 3 of rotten.com's pet section.

 

[Liudeius]

No, but it will spread knowledge of BDSM, considering some of their anti-stuff ads. ("Whips belong in the bedroom and not horses" and pregnant women locked up in dog cages)

Not that I have taken PETA seriously since I was a foolish 8 year-old and boycotted KFC for a while.

 

[ShasOMiKael]

They got Sasha Grey... Must follow PETA...

OT: It won't work, ever... People who support PETA don't go to porn sites... (Plus i like bacon).

 

[Phasmal]

oh great see hot girl get a boner then see a dead animal, I'm sure this will end well.

This is why punctuation is important, because I read that as a hot girl getting a boner. Which would probably ruin it for most guys.

As for PETA, do they actually think porn so hard to come by on the internet that guys will sit through pictures of dead animals?

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Short story: Nobody goes to a porn site to learn about social/environmental/political issues. They go to fap.

But I'm curious Escapees, do you think that any of these ads actually raise awareness?

it will raise something...

Fixed Action Patterns will commence daily!

PETA actually contributing something that isn't fucking awful...whaaaaaa

 

[Iron Mal]

I think the least of PeTA's problems is a lack of awareness for animal abuse, we already know that we should treat animals nicely (I'm fairly certain it's only exceptionally cruel people out there who routinely abuse and mistreat their pets) not to mention that part of the reason so many people find it hard to take them seriously is because of their 'awareness raising' efforts (anyone else remember 'Holocaust on your plate', 'Sea Kittens' and 'Your Mommy/Daddy kills animals'?).

Then again, they were practically using porn to advertise their point before anyway so I fail to see what's new about them making a dedicated porn site to push their T&A adorned insanity on.

 

[Wintermoot]

aren't there enough porn sites already?
I,m not against porn but there are already better and free porn sites (assuming they ask a fee) also if I look for pron I don,t want to have a message jackhammerd down my throat.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

They've been doing this for awhile and I have done quite a bit of fapping to it as well. Last night, I had a large delicious plate of veal, so I think the answer is a resounding no when it comes to their intended goals. But if they're reading this, "Oh yeah. I really care about animals and stuff. Keep getting pretty girls naked, so I can care about the animals."

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Wow.

They're fucking retarded.

 

[Captain_Fantastic]

now they're really banging for virginity arent they PETA has allways been a bit messed up though

 

[Caff]

I didn't see all post, so I don't know if someone mentioned this.

Buuut from where I stand the only thing this will bring is people starting to associate animals with porn... I can think of more than one way that can bring up some comically weird scenarios

But On topic I don't really believe this will do anything at all 'cept some talk about it the day it launches and then it's over.

 

[Traith]

Googled "peta animal shelter new york euthansia" and among some of the links that popped up:

http://www.aolnews.com/2010/03/09/petas-euthanasia-rates-have-critics-fuming/
http://www.nokillnow.com/PETAIngridNewkirkResign.htm
http://www.thedailybeast.com/newsweek/2008/04/27/peta-and-euthanasia.html

Reminds me of Peter Arnett's "It became necessary to destroy the town to save it,".

Can't we spay PETA instead? Sounds like that would better benefit humanity.

 

[Blue2]

I'm afraid that my Computer get a virus and turn vegan on me.

But all seriousness, PETA went from whining hypocrites to another reason to be Gay (hoping they don't do gay porn). The point is that I hated PETA and will always till they clean there F'en act and this porn site is going backwards. Now anytime I see a person who is remotely part of PETA, I'm going to punch in the face or kick them in the balls.

P.S. Anyone who voted "Bacon FTW" or "NO D:" get 1,000+ respect points, Anyone who voted "maybe" gets nothing and anyone who voted "Yes! Sex sells" get -1,000 respect points

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

In the words of half-a-million Youtube users; "It was hard to wank to that".

But seriously, It's like PETA isn't even run by humans anymore. It's like they're a federation of lizard men, who are trying to take over the world by convincing everyone to go vegan so they can easily over-power everyone, but they have no idea how human's think, so they spy on internet nerds with webcams, and Christ I've really thought too much about this.

 

[Queen Michael]

Next thing you know we're gonna see a "I'd rather go naked than eat meat" campaign.

 

[Verlander]

Porn that gives way to shocking images of animals? Thanks, but I'll go to other porn sites, cheers.

No respect for anyone that actively tries to force ideological change on others.

 

[Queen Michael]

*Fap fap fap fap fap* 'Ohhh god. Why did a picture of kittens just pop up?' >.> *Fap fap fap fap fap*

I can't see how this is going to help at all, or who the fuck would visit it.

Funniest thing I've seen all August.

 

[Blue2]

I'm afraid that my Computer get a virus and turn vegan on me.

But all seriousness, PETA went from whining hypocrites to another reason to be Gay (hoping they don't do gay porn). The point is that I hated PETA and will always till they clean there F'en act and this porn site is going backwards. Now anytime I see a person who is remotely part of PETA, I'm going to punch in the face or kick them in the balls.