Poll: Peta "Porn Site" - Would this even work?

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Ironic Pirate

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A porn site where they'll suddenly toss in pictures of dead animals?

I think someone in PETA has a very specific fetish...
 

xXAsherahXx

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I always thought it was weird to push veganism on people. Mankind is an omnivore. It doesn't matter to me if you're a vegan, good for you, but not everyone can just eat vegetables.

I need my fucking ice cream.

About the site, I think this tactic will not work. There's a point in which sex becomes the focus instead of the selling point, and PETA clearly did that. It's a bit retarded to be honest. I would rather be persuaded by a respectable representative than Sasha Grey.
 

Daveman

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I'm guessing hot lezzer action as I imagine the ladies don't like meat.

No doubt they'll LOVE carrots and cucumbers and other parts of a vegan diet.
 

mjc0961

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Nice to see that PETA is taking a break from killing animals [http://www.petakillsanimals.com/] to take their clothes off. I'm sure the animals will appreciate being able to live a little longer.

PETA is nothing but a joke, I wish they'd all just go away.
 

Enrathi

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OrokuSaki said:
...... I was gonna say "Rule 34: NO EXCEPTIONS", but somehow I don't think that applies. But this makes me curious. HOW does a porn site spread awareness of vegan-ism? I keep picturing a college girl slowly stripping her clothes off while talking about how you should totally not eat meat.
The site will feature cucumbers, lots of cucumbers. More cucumbers than you know what to do with, but these girls have plenty of ideas.
 

Madara XIII

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Sober Thal said:
So they're selling pics of naked human flesh, to stop people from eating animal flesh...

I needed a good laugh! Thanks Peta!
When are they not funny? Half of the crap they're trying to do for their cause in entirely counter productive or just not worth the effort entirely.

Jesus H. Christ PeTA! You make the dimwits in Congress look like educated old chaps
 

Madara XIII

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Daveman said:
I'm guessing hot lezzer action as I imagine the ladies don't like meat.

No doubt they'll LOVE carrots and cucumbers and other parts of a vegan diet.
But if they're on a Vegan diet, that'll mean no tuna.....NO Lesbians.....

This makes me sad

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Madara XIII

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SonOfVoorhees said:
I thought it was gonna be an animal porn site.....knowing PETA and their "love" for animals. :)
Oh Dear God. Ironically enough PETA protests and does what it can to stand against such sites.
I find their views very disturbing and more conflicted than a 10-year old Oedipus who wasn't abandoned by his sexy attractive mother.
 

ultimateownage

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It's just gonna be soft core porn and then dead animals pop up occasionally. Just google 'tits' and you can get your fix without the dead animals and idiots.
 

Mullahgrrl

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I like that someone who isn't only intrested in money is using this particular medium of expression.

Reminds me of Fuck for forest.
 

Kuroneko97

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So an organization that tells you not to eat meat is making a site in which you will see women eating a man's meat.
 

ZRendZ

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I can see it now "Ah, Yes give me that cucumber, don't me any sausage baby uhhhh..." the woman says screaming while she orgasms, ripping her nails into his back. whether or not this will turn me vegetarian? nope i'll just go eat come oysters. :]
 

ThreeWords

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Heartcafe said:
Short story: Nobody goes to a porn site to learn about social/environmental/political issues. They go to fap.
According to Rajt, it will have enough adult content to qualify for the XXX domain site but also some other graphic images of animals that viewers may not expect to see.
I think the point is that the videos will start as porn and end up with shocking revelations about animal cruelty.
 

The Funslinger

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666Chaos said:
Well it seems that Peta has finally discovered how to grab peoples attention.
Now if only after-school specials could take a lesson from them.

In all seriousness, this just came out of nowhere. It'll be interesting to see where this goes to say the least.
 

Beautiful End

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1. When people watch porn, they don't even notice/care about anything else. Boobs and dicks; you got their attention.

2. How are they gonna raise awareness through pr0ns? Are they...gonna include veggies in...the movies? Cause if that's the case, no thanks. I'll go to some other NORMAL pron site. *Ahem*

3. If it's a site that shows veggie ads before the clips, then no thanks. If they do it towards the end, then I'll just close the browser. Besides, it's not as if after watching some sort of "veggie" porn, I'll suddenly have an urge to turn vegan.

Seriously, I don't see how this could work in any way, form or universe! PETA has become a joke, sadly. I support stopping violence against animals but they've turned into extremists. I can't take them seriously anymore.

EDIT: Whoa, wait. I just thought of a plot twist. They're against treating animals right and stuff but..degrading humans and doing something as humiliating as porn is fine...cause they're just, you know, people and not animals. Oh, okay, PETA. I see what you did there.

On a side note, thank Jeebus for this topic. So many jokes and innuendos in the same place = max lulz. XD
 

The Funslinger

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Hawgh said:
I suppose that gigantic side banners with a "Don't eat meat, ya douche!" messages might be, if not more pleasant, then at least less intrusive than a "Your penis can be thiiiiiiiisss beeeeeiig!!!" banner.
I agree, those websites provide way too much work for people whose only marketable skill is using the scaling tool on Photoshop. Although I get the feeling GIFs of kicked puppies alongside porn is going to give us a generation of cry-maxers.